[OOC] Ultimate One Universe: Season Two

[Master Bruce]

I'm about to write up the Interest Check (days late, but better late than never, right?), so yeah, ya'll better be on your best behavior if we're gonna attract more newcomers. Hide away your Toenail Men and your GIFs - except for mine, of course, because I'm the GM and also Batman.

[Morden Man]

Morden Man's Journal. October 4th, 2018:

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This OOC thread is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

[Master Bruce]

Man, divorce has really changed you, hasn't it?

[Hound55]

@AndyC's just ruined the alliteration of the Keratin Kryptonian... but I guess that's just something he'll have to live with for the rest of his life.

[Master Bruce]

Interest Check is now live!

Winter Players are coming! (I hope)

[Lord Wraith]

Wait,

Does he have a badger on his shoulders?

[Byrd Man]

It's... a fur.

[Lord Wraith]

It's... a fur.

@Byrd Man

But is it fur... from a badger?

[Byrd Man]

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But is it fur... from a badger?

@Lord Wraith

Do I look like I work for the costume department at HBO?

[Lord Wraith]

<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

Do I look like I work for the costume department at HBO?

@Byrd Man

You do have one of those faces.

[Byrd Man]

<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

You do have one of those faces.

@Lord Wraith

...

...

Aww, thanks.

[mickilennial]

I'm at D&D, so, yeah. But you guys are weird.

[Master Bruce]

Uhm, excuse me. It's the fur from a dire-wolf.

Jesus. It's like you people don't know the magical and horrifying world of Westeros at all.

[mickilennial]

Uhm, excuse me. It's the fur from a dire-wolf.

Jesus. It's like you people don't know the magical and horrifying world of Westeros at all.

@Master Bruce

At that point dire wolves had been "extinct" for centuries. So that is actually objectively incorrect.

[Eddie Brock]

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Do I look like I work for the costume department at HBO?

@Byrd Man

That depends. Have you ever shopped at IKEA?

[Lord Wraith]

Uhm, excuse me. It's the fur from a dire-wolf.

Jesus. It's like you people don't know the magical and horrifying world of Westeros at all.

@Master Bruce

Dire Wolves look an awful lot like badgers.

[Byrd Man]

I'm at D&D, so, yeah. But you guys are weird.

@Inkarnate

How about you roll for initiative to get fucked, you punk-ass bitch?!

[mickilennial]

How about you roll for initiative to get fucked, you punk-ass bitch?!

@Byrd Man

Not currently my turn, dumbo.

[Master Bruce]

How about you roll for initiative to get fucked, you punk-ass bitch?!

@Byrd Man

[Master Bruce]

At that point dire wolves had been "extinct" for centuries. So that is actually objectively incorrect.

@Inkarnate

Whatever! I don't do things like "read" or "pay attention"!