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@The Irish Tree ...Yo paladin, where are you at?

No rush I mean, just curious is all tbh. :P
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@The Irish Tree ...Yo paladin, where are you at?

No rush I mean, just curious is all tbh. :P


FF14 has basically consumed my life between college work and quarantine boredom. Getting a post up before the update, sorry for any kind of delay if you wanted me to post sooner.

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FF14 has basically consumed my life between college work and quarantine boredom. Getting a post up before the update, sorry for any kind of delay if you wanted me to post sooner.


THE MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS.

i literally have been so fucking productive this week because i cleared e8s (for the first time, after 6 weeks) on monday and then one shot it on tuesday.
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Update is update. Since everybody had posted, there was no need to wait for the usual deadline-time.

Please enjoy.
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<Snipped quote by The Irish Tree>

THE MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS.

i literally have been so fucking productive this week because i cleared e8s (for the first time, after 6 weeks) on monday and then one shot it on tuesday.




I'm not good enough for savage. Not yet. But congrats. God damn I love this game.
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Stop spending your time on that VER-fabulous game and start spending more time on the guild, you nitwits. :T
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Kaze: I'm-a save the busty elf! *Grabs Yinha and drapes her across his shoulders like a scarf, then flees the scene*
Vani: MUST PROTECK! *Gets battered by debris as he saves the fallen archer-girl, then flees with her while being pelted by more debris*
Yinha: Thanks for saving me! I'm an undead hunter.
Kaze: 's cool, or whateva.
Vani: I'M ALIIIIIIIIIVE! AND I SAVE GIRL!
Kaze: Whups, can't stay here, bruh. *Grabs Yinha and makes sure to hold her by the tiddies, while grabbing Vani's leg and pulling him along the ground as he runs down the alley*
Vani: B-bu... HEY! WHAT 'BOUT GIRL I PROTECK!?!
Kaze: lol she ded 'enway, nub
Yinha: Could you stop groping my breasts?
Kaze & Vani: No.

Also, small update for Cecilia. Didn't your mother ever teach you not to touch the stove?
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A giant crystal ain't a stove where Cecilia came from.
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Yinha: Hey we need some help here!
Others and Xalt: Eh? Are those some big tiddies shaking over there?
Yinha: Wait, THAT was the first thing you noticed?!
Others and Xalt(probably): Yeah, dem's some huge bazongas.
Yinha: What?!
Kaze and Vani (maybe): *nod in fervent and serious agreement with the others*
Yinha: (TwT)

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Quickie post with some Yinha trying to call for help and begin healing Kaze and Vani.
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More like...

Yinha: HEY! HELLOOOO! WE'RE INJURED AND WEAKENED OVER HERE! HIIIII! CAN WE GET HELP?
Kaze: Dafuq yu doing, tiddies!?
Vani: M-m-m-muh... Muh... Prtoeck.... P-p-rot... Pr-r-rot-t-tek...!
Yinha: What? We need help, we're all banged up.
Kaze: Yu tink dese guize gonna help us!? Lookit dem, one riding pony! odder weird-mask-bro!
Locke: I heard that, pleb!
Artemisia: Oh shi-! More bad guys! SHADOW BALL! SHADOW BALL! SHADOW BALL!
Kaze: MOFO! ANODDER NECROCLERIC, FFFFFFFFFFFF~!!!
*Fight ensues*


I like how Cecilia is aware of human trafficking... Especially since it's neither illegal nor frowned upon in many parts of the world. Still though, mad props for not wamting to turn in the celestial maiden to horny kings and emperors for quick cash. Especially since, y'know, the celestial maiden has horns on her head... You know, like a certain race from a very hot and none-too-pleasant place... :P
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You know what else has horns on their heads? Cows. And yeah, just cause something's legal doesn't mean it's tasteful or something you'd want to be involved in. But, hey, if you wanna have Serafaye sold off to the highest bidder and then we go off on our merry way, I'm sure Arte can accommodate.
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Give a compliment, get bile thrown in your face. Seems reasonable.
I just said "mad props" for "not wanting to sell her"...

And I don't think Artemisia would be that cold... Kaze, on the other hand, probably wouldn't bat an eyelash... if he had any... :P
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Elf Tiddy: *sees girl trapped in crystal*

Also Elf Tiddy: "Must protecc!" D:

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Was that a compliment? Apologies then, I thought you wanted to have a snarky exchange with the :p.
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No snark here. :o
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Arte can be convinced. >:3
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Here I am, making Vani the most canonically horny person in the rp, and yet here y'all be, hornier than me making comments about boob grabs and sex trafficking...

For shame. FOR SHAME!
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Now the real question is. Is Vani horny for dudes, dudettes, or both? XD
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Now the real question is. Is Vani horny for dudes, dudettes, or both? XD


Everybody knows that only bards can be bi or gay in fantasy settings dumbo!

But nah, Vani's heterosexual. He DID become a Paladin of Lolan just to keep his options open in case he found a nice girl to settle down with. Priorities, and all that.
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Pffft, dandy elven peoples can go both ways too! They be fair folk, so they look similar :p
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