"Always in the last place you look" seemed like a silly expression to me. I mean, of course it's in the last place I look, why would I keep looking after I find it? Recently, someone pointed out that the expression is meant to be "Always in the last place you'd look" (the last place you would consider looking). That apostrophe d makes all the difference. Well yes, aren't I the silly one, then. Anyway, normally when I find a lost item I suddenly remember how it got there. Not this time. Found my lost sock under the kitchen sink. I might have a poltergeist with an odd associative disorder with socks and dishwashing detergent.