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*coughs covering mouth* totally goth *coughs again* Uuum what? I didn't say anything...

Yeah... very... ahem... fuuuunnnn... *keeps a thumb up in false approval*

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*Once we pass the light post, a pair of withered lips sprouts from its neck and issues a gurgled warning to turn back*

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Guuuh... let me guess... then this must be sexy to you right?

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*Frowns*
What a weird thing to say. It's just a decoration.

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*Watches with great intrigue*
This guy's doomed!

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How close though? Who kno-

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*My expression falls totally neutral as you say this. Upon closer inspection, despite the area just looking like a vibrant green forest, the the greenery all around seems to have a lucid, flowing neon green essence inside of them, rather than just being solid green*
...
*Shakes my head*
Anyway, don't even try eating any of the wildlife here. Plant or animal.

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How close though? Who kno-

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*My expression falls totally neutral as you say this. Upon closer inspection, despite the area just looking like a vibrant green forest, the the greenery all around seems to have a lucid, flowing neon green essence inside of them, rather than just being solid green*
...
*Shakes my head*
Anyway, don't even try eating any of the wildlife here. Plant or animal.

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Hey... i don't understand your kind of tastes, i'm a simple man. I like prairies, sunny beaches, luxurious estates, beautiful women... that last part my wife does not need to know... This to me is dingy and nightmare fuel. *I pout*

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Hey... i don't understand your kind of tastes, i'm a simple man. I like prairies, sunny beaches, luxurious estates, beautiful women... that last part my wife does not need to know... This to me is dingy and nightmare fuel. *I pout*

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I have a cousin who goes to the beach. I like forests more though.

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Wait, I wasn't supposed to do that?!

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Looks too...vibrant to raise my appetite, but thank you for the heads up.

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Be that as it may!
*Ducks into the ground and the particles clear from your eyes, and what appears to fill your vision is a lush forest with myself standing next to a waterfall running into a clearing*
Catch me if you can!

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*the store owner, who is a raggedy looking witch, raises their hand*
SO: Please do not fight here, I do not want my stuff destroyed again.
- Don't worry, you can have it, it's just a hammer that has some magic swirling around it, nothing special.
?: Wait what? It's just a hammer?
- Yup! thank you for leading me here. You can keep it, but if you attempt to steal anything else from me you will pay.
?:...
- You can leave now,
*watches his eyes widen when he takes a momentary look at me and hurriedly runs away*
- Now then, Miss store owner! what are some of your real wares?
SO: Why should I listen to you?

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*Takes off running your way, and after a moment, I slow down, showing clear signs of rapid exhaustion. I throw my hands out to my sides and send another surge of the flame through my essence, and quickly renew my invigoration before chasing after you*

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*Floats past the both of you, my feet drooping my the ankles and my toes just barely above the floor*
I have to admit, this does give haunted house vibes. And the kind you’d usually sign a waiver for. Mysterious and exciting!

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I've come to find out that people get scared by haunted houses, but when you really think about it, wouldn't you also be upset if someone walked into your home uninvited?
*Once the path levels out, we stand in front of the forested entrance to a murky swamp, still colored chickenscratch-red by the lamp but fading quickly through its thick foliage*

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Come on buddy, bring it on!
*Sticks my thumbs against my ears and wiggles my fingers while flaring my nose*
You can do it!

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Absolutely.
*Holds out my index finger and manifests a ball of bright white light that floats just beyond my fingertip*
Good thing you invited us.

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*Hurls a ball of flame soaring directly at your chest, showing no signs of the exhaustion from a moment ago*

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*Nods in response, as the light reveals a rotted boardwalk leading into the swamp, missing slats every few yards*
What are we looking for, exactly?

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*My form disappears in a flurry, whereas ES receives the brunt of your attack*