Banned for hating an environmental friendly profile picture

Banned for starting a forest fire.

Banned for not condoning forest fires

Banned for:
Abstraction of electricity
Acquisition by or supply of firearms to person denied them
Activities relating to opium
Acts outraging public decency
Administering poison etc with intent to injure
Aggravated arson
Aggravated burglary
Aggravated criminal damage
Aggravated vehicle taking
Armed robbery
Arson (other than aggravated arson) where value does not exceed £100,000
Arson (value exceeds £100,000)
Assault with intent to resist arrest
Assault with weapon with intent to rob
Assaulting prison officer whilst possessing firearm
Assisting illegal entry or harbouring persons
Assisting prisoners to escape
Attempt to cause explosion, making or keeping explosive etc
Blackmail
Bomb hoax
Breach of prison
Breach of restraining order
Breaking or injuring submarine telegraph cables
Burglary (domestic)
Burglary (non-domestic)
Carrying loaded firearm in public place
Causing bodily injury by explosives
Causing danger to road users
Causing explosion likely to endanger life or property
Concealing an arrestable offence
Concealing criminal property
Counterfeiting Customs documents
Counterfeiting notes and coins
Counterfeiting of dies or marks
Cultivation of cannabis plant
Dangerous Driving
Dealing in firearms
Drug trafficking offences at sea
Endangering an aircraft
Escaping from lawful custody without force
Exposure
Fabrication of evidence with intent to mislead a tribunal
Failure to comply with certificate when transferring firearm
Failure to disclose information about terrorism
Forgery, alteration, fraud of licences etc
Handling stolen goods
Harbouring escaped prisoner
Harming, threatening to harm a witness, juror, etc
Having an article with a blade or point in a public place
Hostage taking
Illegal importation of Class A and B drugs
Ill-treatment of persons of unsound mind
Impersonating Customs officer
Incitement of terrorism overseas
Indecent display
Intimidating witness, juror, etc
Making false statement to authorised officer
Making gunpowder etc to commit offences
Making threats to destroy or damage property
Manslaughter
Mishandling or falsifying parking documents etc
Obstructing Customs officer
Obstructing engine or carriage on railway
Personating for purposes of bail etc
Personation of jurors
Perverting the course of public justice
Placing explosives with intent to cause bodily injury
Placing wood etc on railway
Prison mutiny
Riot
Robbery (other than armed robbery)
Sending prohibited articles by post
Setting spring guns with intent to inflict grievous bodily harm
Sex with adult relative
Shortening of shotgun or possession of shortened shotgun
Shortening of smooth bore gun
Theft
Trespassing with a firearm
Use of firearm to resist arrest
Using explosive or corrosives with intent to cause grievous bodily harm
Violent disorder
Voyeurism
Wanton or furious driving

Banned because TL;NR.

Banned for not ending you point with "Checkmate, Lincolnites!".

Banned because that last part isn't a legitimate English word and therefore holds no meaning.

Banned for being an English Lexicon Nazi.

Banned for *not* being an English Lexicon Nazi. I bet you use Al Bhed when you're a Nazi, disgraceful.

Banned because how I have waited for this, Lith.

Banned because it'll make it easier for my prep for our upcoming fight where I will of course win.

Banned because victory shall be mine.

Banned because I don't want Shu to be there to witness how bad Shu is going to be beaten.

Banned so the infighting between you two can cease for a minute and folks can go to sleep.

Banned for sleeping

Banned because I'm cancelling you for discriminating against insomniacs

Banned because I have mixed insomnia so I’m canceling you

Banned for the Shrek signature.

Banned back to the warp

Banned by a daemonette.