I'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine~
Im the protagonist, after all. Got that sweet, sweet plot armor.

*Contiues to brag and raise Death Flags*

This made me imagine an anime where the protagonist cheats/lucks their way into finding out that they ARE, indeed, the protagonist, and either out of spite for the world or as some crazy battle tactic, they intentionally raise every death flag possible and catch everyone else around them in the cavalcade of destruction. Something like this scene but with stuff like:

"I can't fall here! I still have to see my best friend get married to his childhood sweetheart!"
*said best friend suddenly does a double take* "What!? I haven't even confess---!" *the childhood sweetheart tackles him just before an explosion goes off inches away, scattering debris all around them*
*Main Character leaps over their trench and keeps sprinting* "I have faith in the Side Cast Trio! Their Super Defensive Formation cannot be broken!"
*said Trio is trying to hold the line ahead of the main character, and one of them looks back at him in shock* "Dude, don't jinx us!" *they're immediately scattered by a giant enemy with a bowling pin sound effect, which opens a space for the Main Character to run through unimpeded*

Yeah, I'll post a thing.

Sorry, a lot has been happening. Maybe I can get something up quickly.

@ERode
I'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine~
Im the protagonist, after all. Got that sweet, sweet plot armor.

*Contiues to brag and raise Death Flags*

@Zeroth

Imagening Akitsugu as a baby monkey was quite fun. Especially when I pullec up a pic of Shantae's monkey form and imagined that, but with red fur instead. xD

But yes, Aki is displaced at the moment, until Dragonydas and Remram catch up with his action so far.

Speaking of...

Paging:

@Lupusintus, @CitrusArms, @Remram, @Dragonydas and @BunniesOfDoom.

Are any of you going to post today, or tomorrow? If so, I can hold off on my own GM post. But otherwise, I'll have to issue a warning to each of you, since none of you have contacted me via PM, or mentioned in the OOC, that you've been unable to post. That is, unless you post in like.... The next 5 hours from this post going up.

I HAS POSTED

I HAS ALSO FINISHED MOVING ACROSS COUNTRY (and should thus be more prompt with future replies)

HUZZAH

Your efforts are appreciated. :)
Also, please note that I don't like to hound people about posts, but when I've set there to be a posting schedule, I'll have to stick to and enforce it. Also remember that if you need time off, get suddenly swamped or busy, fall ill or for any other reason won't be able to post for a turn; Just let me know. You don't have to say why or what's preventing you from posting if you don't wanna. Just a "Hey, I got a lot going on" or "Some shit came up that I gotta deal with" or such.
I like to think myself flexible and understanding enough to not be a complete hard-ass and punish you for events or circumstances that're beyond your control. But I need to be informed that they're happening and, if possible, for how long they'll effect you. If you can't guesstimate, just leave a repeat notification before the next round if you need/are going to miss multiple.

I don't want anyone to feel like they're being treated unfairly or wasn't given a chance to explain or be given leave. But that can only happen if you log in and PM me or drop a post in the OOC, telling me about it. :(

So, Lupus, did Rinn hoof it over to Eastern Village with MacKinnon?

@Remram QUICK CATCH THE SLIME IN YOUR COOKING POT!

Either we just scored a pet, or dinner!

I hear slimes are good with cream. It's kinda like eating gel-o ice cream.

I will get something up soon-ish

I don't want to hold anyone up or anything like that. My B

@Xaltwind

So, uh, how acidic is 'mildly acidic?' Enough to ruin a cast iron pot?

But what would she find if she poked her head into one of these larger dwellings?

Well, what could she find? ;3

@ERode

Well, in addition to the old blacksmith's house and the tools and stuff there-within, which Akitsugu already found when he arrived in town but didn't tella nyone about...

McNugget can find the following things:

- An old empty wooden water barrel
- Several broken, cracked or chipped dull, old brown clay plates, covered and caked in dust (Not really usable...)
- A really fancy display pedestal, made from laquered wood, with ornate engravings and carvings. Standing alone in a dark corner of a building. Oddly not dusty or weatherworn. Has an odd symbol on the display-surface on top of it carved in.
- A small, ratty, dirty rug/mat
- A semi-intact kitchen drawer with some pewter eating utensils, two of each spoon, fork and knife
- An old, leather-bound book, underneath an old, crumbled bookcase (rare loot)
- A four-pointed silver star medallion, with a silver string/chain. (Very rare loot). Located on top of a ceiling beam in one of the buildings

Man, it'd be funny as fuck for MacKinnon to go "finders keepers" over those blacksmith hijinks, eh...

Akitsugu never told anyone he'd claimed them, so y'know... If you don't share what you find with the class, then throw a fit when you get nothing. ^^;

I do have my eyes on the prize (four pointed silver star medallion) so I'll probs post again after Lupus responds.

But forge successfully robbed!