I'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine~
Im the protagonist, after all. Got that sweet, sweet plot armor.
*Contiues to brag and raise Death Flags*
This made me imagine an anime where the protagonist cheats/lucks their way into finding out that they ARE, indeed, the protagonist, and either out of spite for the world or as some crazy battle tactic, they intentionally raise every death flag possible and catch everyone else around them in the cavalcade of destruction. Something like this scene but with stuff like:
"I can't fall here! I still have to see my best friend get married to his childhood sweetheart!"
*said best friend suddenly does a double take* "What!? I haven't even confess---!" *the childhood sweetheart tackles him just before an explosion goes off inches away, scattering debris all around them*
*Main Character leaps over their trench and keeps sprinting* "I have faith in the Side Cast Trio! Their Super Defensive Formation cannot be broken!"
*said Trio is trying to hold the line ahead of the main character, and one of them looks back at him in shock* "Dude, don't jinx us!" *they're immediately scattered by a giant enemy with a bowling pin sound effect, which opens a space for the Main Character to run through unimpeded*