Avian. Vicky ...
1. Since when have you been married?
V: “I forgot.”
A: “Around two and a half years.”
10 seconds pass.
A: “*gasps* Sweetheart, how could you forget…!”
V: “Awww, I was just joking around. You look so cute when you’re frustrated. *winks*”
A: “…. *sighs*”

2. Is Vicky the dominant in the pair?
A: “Wha-…? What does that mean? ‘Dominant’? Is that a person who, um, dominates?”
V: “（・∀・）*giggles*”
A: “Er.”
V: “Well, I’m the one who has the whip, so...”

3. Avian, since you had a "mother moment" with prince Tobias, does this mean you'll sit and watch the kids, while Vicky goes out to work?
A: “We’ve guarded the Prince ever since he was a small child, so all of us Royal Dragoons care for him as if he were our family. Of course, the King and his son are of a much higher level but, you get what it is. Fealty to one’s lord-
V: “Yadda yadda.”
A: “Moving on… We both, er, “go to work”, and being a member of the elite protectors system is something that requires your attention 24/7, but I’m sure we’ll adjust once a child comes along. Won’t we, darling? (＾▽＾)”
V: “… ‘If’! ‘If a child comes along’!”
A: “ ‘Once’!”
V: “ ‘If’!”
A: “But-”
V: “No buts. Although to answer the question, Avian here is a big mother hen, so he’ll probably do that. Maybe he’d even tell them bedtime stories-”
A: “ … Them means we’re planning for a big family. （＾ｖ＾)”
V: “*twitches* … Excuse me for a moment.”
(Cue Vicky vs. Avian arena music)

4. Do you two have kids in the first place? If not, when you do plan on having some? A marriage without children is like a summer without fruit, you know. ;)
(They have kids in the second installment of their original rp. One boy (Liun), one gal (Vera). The boy’s pretty much like his dad, except he gets nervous way more easily. The girl’s basically shrunk Vicky + loads of smart wisecracks. 8D)
A: “*laughs nervously* Well, I do want a large family but-”
V: “Hear that? They’re saying we should try harder. *smirks*”
A: “＼(゜ロ＼) (／ロ゜)／＼(゜ロ＼) (／ロ゜)／!!!”
V: “We’ll take the advice to heart. And to other places. *laughs*”
A: “We don’t need to rush it-“
V: “They say practice makes perfect, so let’s do it when we arrive home, okay~?”
A: “*turns pale*”
V: “… Isn’t he adorable? *evil laugh*”

5. Which one of you can cook better?
V: “… “
A: “Me. She can’t cook. (・_・;) Like there was this time she fed me a lump of blackish material, and I realized it was supposed to be a fried egg- ”
(Avian gets booted out of his chair by his wife.)

6. What do you like to eat the most?
V: “The limbs and blood of my enemies.”
A: “… Honey, kids may be reading this.”
V: “ヽ（´ー｀）┌ Oh psh, let them get used to violence early on.”
A: “I like vegetables and mushrooms, so anything with those.”
V: “Meat.”

7. How did you get married in the first place? Was there a ceremony or just a couple of words and that was it?
V: "*smiles*"
A: "..... Well, it was-"
V: "It was still during the war that time, during the invasion of Aven. Avian was part of the rebel army fighting for the freedom of Aven, and I'm pretty much your legendary badass bounty hunter chasing him down. Really long story short: the two of us- er, I defected and walked away together. We discussed the future and how it's likely that we're both going to die in the next few hours, since we pretty much pissed off both sides by leaving, so we decided to... Um... *turns red* Oh gods, it's the mushy stuff. Clogging my mind. Continue for me, Avian."
A: "*laughs* Anyway, we found this abandoned chapel in the middle of a forest, and we decided to go in and seek refuge. The place was really pretty, so ethereal. I thought we were in another world like that, and I almost believed that the war was some sick dream I've had and I finally woke up. Then I realized-"
V: "*groans*"
A: "O-okay, I'll skip the epiphany part. We exchanged our vows there- *blushes*- but when the war was over we married again to make it legal."
V: "And to show everyone how fabulous I look in a backless wedding gown."

8. Where did you get the wolf and tiger from?
A: “They’re our battle companions!”
V: "Yes, exactly. Illumine was a cub when I met him. I think I was hunting down a renowned criminal in the western part of Nowhere, in the Aertfly ruins? The merchants were going to sell him for his fur, but that beautiful little baby, dying so some snotty noble could have her furs- Granted, minks are pretty, but- Ugh, the idiots. I pretty much knocked them all out and walked away with him."
A: "I grew up with Ellianne. My father nursed the mother wolf when their lair was attacked by a bunch of hunters, but she ended up dying like all of her pups. Ellianne was the only one who remained so we adopted her."

9. Who brushes the wolf and tiger when they are shedding their seasonal fur?
V: "Avian. Don't want to get fur under my nails."
A: "It's a fun thing to do, Vicky. You should try it sometime."
V: "No, thank you. I'm happy lounging in the sofa while you chase the two of them."

10. Avian, what would you do if you hear that Vicky wants to shave half of her hair off?
V: “What hair where?”
A: “Do you have hair anywhere asides from the top of your head?”
V: “AHAHAHAHAHA- Excuse me I just- Pbbbbbbbffffffrt-”
A: “… A-anyway, I don’t care. If she wants to do that, then it’s fine. She’ll always look the same in my eyes.”
V: “Wait what!?”
A: “In the best way ever, sweetheart.”