[OOC] Fade: Space NRP-RPG fusion

[Lauder]

@Hael

Why do I feel everyone hates the X'Cor?

[Hael]

@Hael

Why do I feel everyone hates the X'Cor?

@Lauder

Because everyone hates the X'Cor.

[Lauder]

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Because everyone hates the X'Cor.

@Hael

I cri evry tiem

So no one wants a little alliance? No one at all?

[TheSovereignGrave]

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Because everyone hates the X'Cor.

@Hael

I'd say 'poor X'Cor', but they seem like dicks.

[Hael]

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Fabulous, now to throw the concept for my nation and see if that's cool too. I wanted it to sort of be a species who, technology-wise, are pretty average except they're really good at making things that are really, really big and the extraction of raw materials to use in the construction of said things that are really, really big. I wanted to have them be confined to only a single system (by choice), but many artificial planets and ringworlds and the like which house their population. And those artificial megastructures are the only thing in the system, since everything else has been harvested for raw materials. And there's sort of a ring of systems around their one that are empty because everything has been harvested to be used for the megastructures in their home system.

I'm only asking because it's sort of atypical.

And thanks, I like my profile pic too. :D

@TheSovereignGrave

I like the idea! It's unique!

I assume that a lot of the more aggressive nations will think "One system! Ha, I can conquer that!" but then fail to because there's such an overwhelmingly large population concentrated all in that one spot.

So you have my approval. You also have my official Stamp of Awesome Idea.

[Hael]

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I cri evry tiem

So no one wants a little alliance? No one at all?

@Lauder

No one. They are the scum of the galaxy. They are less than dirt.

But I love them <3

[Sigma]

The only allies I see fighting with the X'Cor would be another war-focused Empire :P

I do hope we got one more or two though.

[Shorticus]

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I cri evry tiem

So no one wants a little alliance? No one at all?

@Lauder

W-we love the X'cor!

[Hael]

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W-we love the X'cor!

@Shorticus

STOP BEING SO KIND AND FORGIVING, YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK

[Arawak]

I made a history for Kazzlehorf that may give a bit of insight into how Kazzlehorf is the only member of its species yet somehow runs a whole civilization.

Protip: Use lots of drones and clones. Sure it's technologically stagnant and any innovations pretty much have to come from what Kazzlehorf thinks is a good idea (since Kazzlehorf is the best inventor in the galaxy, this is not a issue at all despite using the same fucking drone models from 400 years ago and basically just pumping out the same shit again and again because anyone who suggests a improvement gets fed to the wild animals if Kazzlehorf couldn't think of it).

Hmm. Maybe having a one mind only civ isn't such a great idea. Oh well i'm stuck with it and will hold to it until the very end.

[Hael]

I made a history for Kazzlehorf that may give a bit of insight into how Kazzlehorf is the only member of its species yet somehow runs a whole civilization.

Protip: Use lots of drones and clones. Sure it's technologically stagnant and any innovations pretty much have to come from what Kazzlehorf thinks is a good idea (since Kazzlehorf is the best inventor in the galaxy, this is not a issue at all despite using the same fucking drone models from 400 years ago and basically just pumping out the same shit again and again because anyone who suggests a improvement gets fed to the wild animals if Kazzlehorf couldn't think of it).

Hmm. Maybe having a one mind only civ isn't such a great idea. Oh well i'm stuck with it and will hold to it until the very end.

@Arawak

So, I'm getting the impression that Kazzlehorf isn't very smart?

[Arawak]

No, kazzlehorf is the most intelligent being in the galaxy.

[Hael]

No, kazzlehorf is the most intelligent being in the galaxy.

@Arawak

Drop the act for a second- I'm asking for real.

[Hael]

Yikes, this thread is moving on fast. Still concepting my nation and race. Yipes, I gotta catch up.

@Skylar

It's nothing but shitposting and arguments about who is more perfect.

If I have anything REALLY important to say, I'll tag everyone or put it in the OP

[Arawak]

Kazzlehorf is what you'd expect if some egomaniac decided to kill the rest of his own species and repopulate the world with clones of himself who must behave exactly like himself (at least from a personality standpoint. A slight amount of leeway exists because Kazzlehorf with billions of Kazzlehorf can achieve every dream job Kazzlehorf ever wanted to do). Drones pretty much build all the infrastructure since Kazzlehorf likes drones a lot. Drones are his best friend.

The civilization before Kazzlehorf became Kazzlehorf was actually pretty advanced and much more individualistic. But that fact is pretty hard to find with all previous pre-Kazzlehorf cultures kinda not having any proof of ever existing because kazzlehorf destroyed it all or modified it to better fit Kazzlehorf's perfection. Kazzlehorf pretty much modified and revised shitloads of data from earlier times to omit the existence of any non-Kazzlehorf individuals (while keeping the technical data) which is why Kazzlehorf isn't a stone age civilization. Kazzlehorf claims to have made basically everything in its 'domain'. Ask too many questions about where Kazzlehorf came from and you might end up being attacked by shit loads of drones.

[rush99999]

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STOP BEING SO KIND AND FORGIVING, YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK

@Hael

Lost cause detected. Probability of request being followed is 12.88%. Probability of total destruction by hostile elements is 77.23%.

[Arawak]

A faction that is all drones. Surely you understand Kazzlehorf.

Honestly though the only reason kazzlehorf isn't hated like the X'cor is because Kazzlehorf's idea of galactic conquest is to wait until everyone else destroys each other.

[rush99999]

A faction that is all drones. Surely you understand Kazzlehorf.

@Arawak

By my calculations, the probability of anyone other than yourselves ever understanding your kind is 12.6278%

[Hael]

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By my calculations, the probability of anyone other than yourselves ever understanding your kind is 12.6278%

@rush99999

By my calculations, it is .000001%, and only if that person is an egomaniac who just so happens to kind of resemble Kazzlehorf.

[ClocktowerEchos]

@HaelReferancing our previous talk on my entry to this, would it be possible that I mesh both into one? As in that something happened to my empire and all that's left of it is a giant armada of ships a la Quarian style from Mass Effect?