Mario
Location: Toad Town - Streets ---> Peach's Castle
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Once Bonnie had slugged Jr. Troopa out of sight, sound, and hair, Mario ran over to his power hammer and gave the shy girl a peace-sign salute in thanks. Shouldering his mallet, Mario started sprinting toward the castle, having no idea that he would be too late to save the delicious lovely Princess Peach. As he neared the castle, he gazed up at the stained-glass portrait of the blonde beauty that greeted all those who approached her luxurious home. What Mario had and hadn’t expected to see was Bowser’s clown car parked outside her balcony.
I guessed it, Mario thought angrily. Who else? No; seriously, who else could it have been? Bowser’s tricks got old.
Both hands wrapped about the arm of his mallet as he hefted it from his shoulder. Bringing the hammer to his side, Mario slid to a halt and sank into a crouch. With an audible BOING! like sound, Mario launched into the air, swinging his hammer above his head as he headed straight for Bowser’s stupid ride. He wasn’t going to let him get away.
“BOOOOWSEEEER!” Mario bellowed before he brought his hammer down upon the clown car. BA-DUNK!
Thrusting a hand out, Mario caught the balcony rail before he fell and glared down at the Clown Car as it went spinning on a plume of smoke and fire to the well-manicured lawn. The Clown Car wasn’t wearing a happy smile then. Its eyes had become “X”es and its mouth hung open in agony. The gardener was going to be furious to know that his star-shaped trees were engulfed in flames, but it was duty over beauty!
KABOOM!
The Clown Car exploded before Mario pulled himself up to glower over at the spiked lizard.
“I’m tired of comin’ to the castle to find you here up to no good!” Mario growled. “You’re not gettin’ away this time! We settle this once and for all!”