[OOC] The War of the Three

[Mega Birb]

@The 42nd Gecko@Banana As awesome as that would be, I have no viable way of lighting the strip of cloth.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb Omega's packing heat.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
When one needs to light a molotov, one doesn't simply ask where to find a light to ignite the cloth.

You're much better off asking "where do I throw it to cause the most damage?"

Use the sparks from running Syphax's sword across the ground with the doused cloth to ignite. It'd be dumb but it would work, at least I think that's how science works.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana That's definitely how rule of cool works.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana Titanium does indeed spark, although it would be next to impossible to run a greatsword on a stone floor and lean down far enough to light a doused cloth without grinding off a wing. I don't think I mentioned it in his CS, but his wingspan is roughly three times his height.

[The 42nd Gecko]

So, for our bar, we're looking for someplace on the border between the Machina and the Heavens?

How bout a bar built into the side of a wrecked and gutted titanic mech with a giant holy spear through it? Old battleground that's currently no man's land?

@Mega Birb@Banana@Awesomoman64@Lucius Cypher

[TheWendil]

Naruto logic tells us that wind enhances flames. A molatov would just create an inferno that would burn up everyone.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
I'm good with that as long as our drunken antics can happen in peace.

Speaking of drunken antics, I have the ability to actually post a canonical (albeit unfinished) picture of Bonesword from a forever and a half ago.

Edit:@Mega Birb@TheWindel
Yeah so if you could make that Molotov that'd be greeeeaaaatttt.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana Presuming a faction leader threat or higher doesn't show up, we should be good.

_{Ignore the fact that the Imperator put a Maybe on the RSVP sheet.}

[Flamelord]

Naruto logic tells us that wind enhances flames. A molatov would just create an inferno that would burn up everyone.

@TheWindel

Not if they get to the void space that Juno made quick enough

[Mega Birb]

@Banana I long to learn what the alcoholic skeleton looks like.

@The 42nd Gecko And as much as I want Syphax and Bonesword to bro it up, I think a bar scene with multiple factions would feel very forced.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb There'll only be one faction present. People who value and preserve innocent life above all else. They simply align with different people to achieve that goal.

Out of Bonesword, Syphax, Omega, Miyu, and Dora, the only person I'm not sure about having that as a goal is Dora. And she's already established being a drink-bro.

[TheWendil]

And as much as I want Syphax and Bonesword to bro it up, I think a bar scene with multiple factions would feel very forced.

@Mega Birb

It is.

There'll only be one faction present. People who value and preserve innocent life above all else. They simply align with different people to achieve that goal.

@The 42nd Gecko

Don't say this near KoL.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
It wouldn't be as forced as it could be. They tried to get drunk at Absinthe Blue's bar, but then the succubus was a dirty rotten motherfu- whoa almost lost my temper there.

If anything they could have this zone for these purposes and nothing more. There's also the matter that right now it's limited to just the Heavens and Machina (despite Bonesword being a demon but that's besides the damn point).

It's possible, and slightly forced, but not impossible to without using force.

Also, here's the ugly fuckling.

Hider

He's unfinished and the paper is slightly creased but that's him.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel Look, a lot of the people who mean things have more interesting goals, but a lot of low level grunts (By which I mean characters like Bonesword or Miyu who can engage opponents and unleash area attacks with their limit breaks, but don't casually change the entire course of the battle with one not-even-a-big-deal action like Juno) just want to protect people and got roped into this conflict by bad luck or bad intel. There's been little to no actually of protecting people in this mad scramble for power.

Which is why I wanted to assemble a team to fight Syphax. Kind of make a kiddy-leagues battle where Syphax is the end boss who's as proportionally powerful as Juno vs our team in the realm of his own power.

Probably won't materialize, like anything else I try to do, but hey, I can dream.

[TheWendil]

@TheWindel Look, a lot of the people who mean things have more interesting goals, but a lot of low level grunts just want to protect people and got roped into this conflict by bad luck or bad intel. There's been little to no actually of protecting people in this mad scramble for power.

Which is why I wanted to assemble a team to fight Syphax. Kind of make a kiddy-leagues battle where Syphax is the end boss who's as proportionally powerful as Juno vs our team in the realm of his own power.

Probably won't materialize, like anything else I try to do, but hey, I can dream.

@The 42nd Gecko

I mean, there's nothing wrong with this. KoL just despises sappy friendship talk.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana Meme him. Meme him now.

@The 42nd Gecko Strongest. Aerial. Combatant. He's basically the Juno of the sky, to put it in proportion. A lesser Juno, but a Juno nontheless. Also that would be pretty funny.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb No, you're not. Juno is the Juno of the sky. Because if you ever tried to be the Juno of the Sky at Juno, she'd just multiply your personal gravity until you hit the ground like a rock.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
if he had no wings Bonesword would decimate him.

[Mega Birb]

@The 42nd Gecko SILENCE, GROUND-WALKER!

@Banana While Syphax does revolve around having an aerial advantage, he's still remarkably quick and strong on foot. That and he has the pain tolerance of an I-beam, excepting severed limbs of course.