[OOC] The War of the Three

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
He may be quick on his feet and the pain tolerance of a real g, but you forget that Bonesword cannot die unless he has his skull destroyed.

That's like the only reason Bonesword could survive an encounter with everybody else in the war.

Fun Fact : If the drunk group had been stuck in the slave camps, Bonesword would've thrown his skull and swords over the wall of the camp and would've proceeded to have a stump carry them until he could find a safe way out.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana That's... actually a very good point. In theory, only demons that remember Bonesword's initial betrayed and the Machina higher-ups would know how to kill him. As far as I can tell, until it accidently happens, the angels are in the dark with him.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
Syphax would be completely screwed in the fight. Sure he may have Bonesword's body in rubble, but as long as the skull doesn't move, Bonesword could create plant constructs and have Syphax fall due to exhaustion.

Bonesword is one of the strongest characters in this setting, in terms of longevity, melee, and demon-slaying.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana Yeah, Bonesword would be the winner in that fight unless a rock flies through the side of his head.

Come to think of it, just about everyone has a major strongpoint and a crippling weakness somewhere.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
Except Juno. Juno doesn't care what you think.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana Family. Deva has that leverage over her, and that's the only reason she fights. Theses weaknesses aren't necessarily direct or physical. For example, Sliske frequently gets shit on because he doesn't respect his enemies and always underestimates them.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
Yeah you're right. I had glossed over that Deva exists and was involved with Juno.

But by every stretch, she's the strongest combatant in the setting as of current. There are only like two people that can put up a fight with her excluding Deva, and the other is Bonesword purely because of the Angels not knowing his niche in Undeath.

^{dammit i need to stop talking about bonesword i don't want people thinking i'm narcissistic.}

[TheWendil]

Family. Deva has that leverage over her, and that's the only reason she fights.

@Mega Birb

Juno is ruled by emotion and her stomach. Take away these two things and you have a problem that you can't get rid of. And it spews out black holes.

[Gardevoiran]

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Juno is ruled by emotion and her stomach. Take away these two things and you have a problem that you can't get rid of. And it spews out black holes.

@TheWindel

What kind of madman would take away someone's food?

^{also judge my second cs pls senpai, it's below the Bonesword cs.}

[TheWendil]

@Banana

Your character looks good to me; in fact, I'm keeping a close eye on them considering they're an undead in Heaven. A certain Angel of Death was probably involved. That being said, place your CSs in the OOC from now on for easier viewing. Wait for KoL's opinion.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel Aren't like, half of Heaven's PC forces undead?

There's Miyu, Tartys, Dora, Syphax on team not undead.
There's Omega, Torag, and soon Abigail on team undead.

[KoL]

@Mega Birb There'll only be one faction present. People who value and preserve innocent life above all else. They simply align with different people to achieve that goal.

Out of Bonesword, Syphax, Omega, Miyu, and Dora, the only person I'm not sure about having that as a goal is Dora. And she's already established being a drink-bro.

@The 42nd Gecko

Oh, you can do that all you want, just don't let near omniscient characters like the leaders find out about that, because this is straight out betrayal. To mingle with the enemy and not be fighting.

If this keeps happening, you can expect that, sooner or later, your characters will get punished for it.

@Mega Birb @Banana @The 42nd Gecko

As a final note, you peace loving scrubs will looove the next battle, just love it.

@Mega Birb
Yeah you're right. I had glossed over that Deva exists and was involved with Juno.

But by every stretch, she's the strongest combatant in the setting as of current. There are only like two people that can put up a fight with her excluding Deva, and the other is Bonesword purely because of the Angels not knowing his niche in Undeath.

^{dammit i need to stop talking about bonesword i don't want people thinking i'm narcissistic.}

@Banana

Oh, sorry, you are going to stop the dick measuring contest now? What a shame, just when I was thinking about asking if said skull can survive a black hole, plasma bursts, being kicked to the moon, etc.?

Narcissism is good, please keep on with it. Hoho approves.

PS:

Last time I checked, Syphax's interests were to restore and protect the harpy people (which he can do just fine as long as he asks Hohenheim for that), who are part of the Heavens population. This goes completely against the idea of aligning with the other factions, since the Demons already screwed them once and you can be sure that Eos wouldn't have done much different from Rufus did at the past our of what Deva would do if they were considered rebels under the principle of guilty by association, in case Syphax joins the "Friendship Brigade"and is branded as a betrayer.

I don't see why he would join with the other factions without OOC reasons involved. Especially when, the survival of his whole race can be used as leverage against him.

[TheWendil]

@The 42nd Gecko

That's only 3 people.

[KoL]

@Banana

I'll look at your CS in a few, hold your breath.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel Which is a pretty big percentage of 7. While the grunts might be angels, a fair amount of heaven's middle managers are undead.

[Gardevoiran]

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Oh, sorry, you are going to stop the dick measuring contest now? What a shame, just when I was thinking about asking if said skull can survive a black hole, plasma bursts, being kicked to the moon, etc.?

Narcissism is good, please keep on with it. Hoho approves.

@KoL

You scare me. Very much.
^{also i'm sorry if that wasnt sarcasm}

@Banana

Your character looks good to me; in fact, I'm keeping a close eye on them considering they're an undead in Heaven. A certain Angel of Death was probably involved. That being said, place your CSs in the OOC from now on for easier viewing. Wait for KoL's opinion.

@TheWindel

Me and my backwards character races. Also, understood with the CSs and the future.

[TheWendil]

You scare me. Very much.

@Banana

79% of interactions with KoL.

[KoL]

@Banana

Your character is good with me. I'm growing quickly bored with this deluge of cross-faction/meta breaking characters, but powerwise she's ok and her story is fair as well. I can't really deny her just because of my own personal opinions.

That said...

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You scare me. Very much.
^{also i'm sorry if that wasnt sarcasm}

@Banana

Don't worry, I'm just filled with cynicism and angst because, apparently, the sole objective of a few players here is turning everything we did upside down with characters that have opinions and behavior that makes absolutely no sense in character. As well as the inability of dealing with those people in a satisfactory way for both parties (that doesn't involve strangling), despite having tried to do so for as long as this RP has been up.

Hopefully, the next set of battles will set some of these things straight.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@KoL Speaking of Meta-Breaking characters, I've had a concept bumping around in the back of my head of a demon who's built entirely around corrupting machina and using them, aka, the sort of stuff that went down on the Elicitor in Round 1. Would that be too irritatingly meta breaking?

[KoL]

@KoL Speaking of Meta-Breaking characters, I've had a concept bumping around in the back of my head of a demon who's built entirely around corrupting machina and using them, aka, the sort of stuff that went down on the Elicitor in Round 1. Would that be too irritatingly meta breaking?

@The 42nd Gecko

Yeah, especially when it comes to Machina technology being ripped off and used by 3rd parties. Since we barred Zac from doing it, because this gimmick is getting annoying, I don't see why a demon would be allowed that,especially when we already have Balrog.