[OOC] The War of the Three

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
you have failed me daddy

[Lonewolf685]

Well i guess I'll post for Rufus in an hour or so. Better to keep something moving then wait for all my characters at this point.

[Awesomoman64]

@Mega Birb@Banana

*Emerges from the deep recesses of the OOC*

roleplayerguild.com/posts/3833727

Don't say I never did nothing.

[Lmpkio]

Well i guess I'll post for Rufus in an hour or so.

@Lonewolf685

Ghelgath: *Intense smile of joy activates*

[Lonewolf685]

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Ghelgath: *Intense smile of joy activates*

@Lmpkio

Oh, i posted that in the wrong RP. Though i was typing in DGO's OOC.

Lucille: "There is no king, only me."

[Lmpkio]

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Oh, i posted that in the wrong RP. Though i was typing in DGO's OOC.

Lucille: "There is no king, only me."

@Lonewolf685

Ghelgath: *Intense frown of disappointment activates*

[Mega Birb]

M4CH1N4-TP

Hello, traveler!

Name:
M4CH1N4-TP, commonly referred to as Machina Trap

Title:
Robot Wizard

Age:
5

Gender:
Sad Little Robot, identifies as Male

Allegiance:
Machina of Man

Race:
CL4P-TP Steward Bot

Height:
3’6” – 110cm

Weight:
250lbs – 113.4kg

Personality:
Overly charismatic and coded on a tight budget, the M4CH1N4-TP can be considered tolerable at best. He’s also a basket case that can handle a gun decently well.

History:
//INITIATE BOOT SEQUENCE//
//OPTICAL SYSTEMS – ACTIVE//
//GYROSCOPE – ACTIVE//
//LOGIC CIRCUITS – CRITICAL FAILURE//
//DANCE PROTOCALS – ACTIVE//
//WARNING//
//THREAT DETECTED//
//THREAT IDENTIFIED – SUCCUBUS//
//RUNNING PROGRAM – S3X-TP//
//ATTEMPTING TO INTERFACE…//
//ATTEMPT FAILED, RETRYING…//
//WARNING – CRITICAL FAILURE OF MAIN DRIVERS//
//SHUTTING DOWN TO PREVENT FURTHER DAMAGE TO HARDWARE//

Powers:
Dance Baby, Dance! - M4CH1N4-TP drops whatever he's doing, plays some dubstep from the early 2000's, and does a robotic version of the Carlton.

Weapons:
The Number 19 - An M1911 with a single rubber bullet. It kind of hurts, I guess.

Equipment:
Combat Chassis - It's really just a trash can lid duct taped to his back.

Other:
Theme - Darude - Sandstorm

@Mega Birb

Thanks to @Awesomoman64

[Awesomoman64]

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Thanks to @Awesomoman64

@Mega Birb

Don't thank me, thank the many Bothans who died to bring us this CS.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@floodtalon You do realize that you will now have a full speed Artoria flying at you?

[TheWendil]

Hell has become Kemono Friends.

[Lonewolf685]

@TheWindel

Would that make Luci Kaban and Artoria Serval? Then Lucille is Mirai.

[Flamelord]

Meanwhile the Machina are just silence. Feels good, not having to work on anything.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel Not quite yet, but Artoria is working as fast as she can.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Flamelord I think Hell is the most consistently active out of combat faction.

[Flamelord]

@Flamelord I think Hell is the most consistently active out of combat faction.

@The 42nd Gecko

Yeah. It probably has something to do with them being the most self-minded faction, where there is the possibility of intrigue, backstabbing, and power plays. While the other factions are kinda stuck in stasis in that regard. At least, that's my read on it. (Not a lot of opportunity for drama when you're living in the omnipresent surveillance state)

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Flamelord The machina are also severely behind in their lewd quota. At least the Angels have that.

[Flamelord]

Well let's see. Marquis is indisposed and probably wouldn't care. Krieg wouldn't care. Ryo is basically dead right now. Eos is out for obvious reasons. Ni-Mu doesn't exist outside battles. Bonesword is in a committed relationship with someone in another faction. Bastion is possible but seems more interested in Diana, and Windel is currently busy playing ruler of hell. The Machina have a successful captuee rate of -2, so that hasnt had a chance to happen. Which leaves me, and I'm not writing a scene for myself that only serves to help you guys get off.

Yep. It's a real problem.

[Lucius Cypher]

Could just have regular robot shenanigans. Graf needs more characterization outside of battle anyways.

[Awesomoman64]

I mean, I do need to introduce Wolf. (That or next battle will begin with him showing up in a drop pod. Either works.)

[The 42nd Gecko]

Aw man, Alexi didn't even make the list.