[OOC] The War of the Three

[Gardevoiran]

@TheWindel
I ask for a professional opinion with this question. Do not take it lightly as it will decide the fate of a character that I may make in the future.

SICC and THICC, or Robo-Jesus?

[TheWendil]

*Begins suspecting you have a spider fetish*

@Mega Birb

Don't tell me an essential part of his character and then not show the essential part of his character.

[TheWendil]

SICC and THICC, or Robo-Jesus?

@Banana

The second choice.

[Lucius Cypher]

<Snipped quote by Banana>

The second choice.

@TheWindel

And this is why Windel is forever alone.

[Gardevoiran]

@Lucius Cypher
Sadly. I wanted my thicc plague doctor as a character.

I guess Space Jesus will have to do.

[TheWendil]

SICC and THICC, or Robo-Jesus?

@Banana

I realize there's an "and" not an "or". Like hell I'm letting you play Jesus.

The first one.

[Ryonara]

<Snipped quote by TheWindel>

And this is why Windel is forever alone.

@Lucius Cypher

You take your Nurgle-loving filth elsewhere, heretic scum.

[Lucius Cypher]

<Snipped quote by Lucius Cypher>

You take your Nurgle-loving filth elsewhere, heretic scum.

@Ryonara

<Snipped quote by Banana>

I realize there's an "and" not an "or". Like hell I'm letting you play Jesus.

The first one.

@TheWindel

WINDEL HAS GIVEN INTO THE TRUTH! NURGLE IS LOVE! NURGLE IS LIFE! ALL PRAISE THE PLAGUE FATHER WITH THE CORPSE OF DEATH!

[Gardevoiran]

@TheWindel
ITS TOO BAD I'VE STARTED CREATING ROBOT-JESUS OH WELL

I'll go back to fleshing out my sicc and thicc doctor.

[Ryonara]

@Lucius Cypher@Awesomoman64


I'm going to need Wolf here.

[Gardevoiran]

Ok the future may not be thicc but she will be sicc and that's for sure.

Hider

^{not my art}

[Lonewolf685]

@Lucius Cypher@Ryonara@Banana



You all need to take a moment and acknowledge who the real gods you should worship are. Such as the god of lewdness.

[Lucius Cypher]

Also with the high concentration of fuckable machinas females to males, I imagine I know why the Machina have been on the decline in victory: not enough sex. Solution:

[Gardevoiran]

@Lucius Cypher
I am going to try and fix that problem slightly.

[Flamelord]

I've already addressed the absence of Machina lewds. Don't make me explain it again

[Lucius Cypher]

Obviously we need to work to solve this issue! I recommend that this brawl turn into an orgy!

Or even better, a street race! Tatiana, Endian, and Hibiki hop into her car and chase after some fellas in a action-acked adventurer through the city of Hyperion! Chasing after them is Wolf and Bonesword riding on their WAR BIKE! Along for the ride is Alexi on her stump.

[Gardevoiran]

Obviously we need to work to solve this issue! I recommend that this brawl turn into an orgy!

Or even better, a street race! Tatiana, Endian, and Hibiki hop into her car and chase after some fellas in a action-acked adventurer through the city of Hyperion! Chasing after them is Wolf and Bonesword riding on their WAR BIKE! Along for the ride is Alexi on her stump.

@Lucius Cypher

Yes.

[Ryonara]

<Snipped quote by Lucius Cypher>

Yes.

@Banana

To the orgy or the chase?

[Flamelord]

I expect Hohenheim will ruin any chance for a street race you may be expecting. But I suppose we'll see.

[Mega Birb]

Don't forget Kill Master in the Thunderhog.