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@TheWindel

Shit, sister. If you're like. Feeling like the house needs more renters, I can like. Sit down and chill with you. I'm always, motherfucking. open to come and converse the catwalk with my online brethren.
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I still, motherfucking. back cynder tinder. I like that, it seemed fun and shit.

but outside of that. We could like. Do random match ups on here or something. I dunno. Make chicken nuggets, that's my answer to a lot of shit.

I still have no idea how Cynder Tinder would work.
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Depends if you like catwalks or boardwalks better.
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Shit. I like to walk, sometimes like a cat. Sometimes I'm a, motherfucking. bit broad about it too. Ain't got a favorite yet.

@Cynder

Sister. We can always water it down, to more a simple idea. If you can't make the computer chip, you make the board game, you know. If you want me to hammer the spanner in all that shit, just let me know and I'll lean in to a scheme.

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Walking like a cat? Well, well, that's a brownie point so far.
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Shit, sister. I used to live like a cat, until humans captured me and made me listen to, motherfucking. Walk like a man all day and night for a week.
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@TheWindel I'll write you up a fiction tomorrow when I get up in the morning. My brain is rundown today, but I pinky promise tomorrow you will get your fanfic.
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Shit, sister. I used to live like a cat, until humans captured me and made me listen to, motherfucking. Walk like a man all day and night for a week.




I'll write you up a fiction tomorrow when I get up in the morning. My brain is rundown today, but I pinky promise tomorrow you will get your fanfic.


Thanks. Just as long as my waifu doesn't find out.
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This conversation is getting more, motherfucking. catty than a controversial episode of the daily show.
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I like @ScreenAcne's random match-up idea. We should just try random fan-fic pairings from the quiz and guage the community reactions.
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I fear for this website if Cynder Tinder becomes more than a concept.
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Because I am a curious kitty, I looked at the results and saw that someone mentioned me as a platonic crush. So, thank you, whomever you are~
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I'm about to get on that fanfic@TheWindel after I take some quality tv time from this exhausting day and relax my mind.

but side note: Why do some people take the words "I'm really not interested in you as more than a friend" to mean "please harass me on Facebook every time I post something". I've told this guy three times. Forget about blocking him because then he just hops onto a friends account.
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I'm about to get on that fanfic@TheWindel after I take some quality tv time from this exhausting day and relax my mind.


Sure, sure. Take all the time you need. As long as my waifu doesn't find out.

but side note: Why do some people take the words "I'm really not interested in you as more than a friend" to mean "please harass me on Facebook every time I post something". I've told this guy three times. Forget about blocking him because then he just hops onto a friends account.


Reverse psychology.

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Nagging insecurity. Brothers, as a rule. Tend to have an affection deficit in their lives. Especially towards themselves, which means they have a hard time not being validated, because they don't feel they can validate themselves.

Opposite problem with chicks. The generic, bitchy one tend to be one who think they can validate themselves, not caring if its healthy or proper for them to do so.

Girls heal = Shift, cover, deflect, blanket "This is a problem. No wait. no it isn't. You're the problem. You're just a dickless loser" Platitude and manipulate if they heal outwards.

Boys destroy= Critic, barrage, harrass, give up, punish "Oh shit, I was right. I DO SUCK. No, wait. I can still prove this wrong. She will see value in me" -rage and creep if they destroy outwards.

At least, that's how I motherfucking. see sisters and brothers react on the ends of the spectrum. Individuals vary and all that jade.

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@ScreenAcne I agree with what you said. He's told me he likes me, I've kindly declined, and instead of just being like "I don't think I can be friends since I have these feelings" he's like "oh, I'm going to win you over one day. you'll wanna date me soon."

anyway, back to regular things.

@TheWindel and @ScreenAcne step up to the plate.

mood music for this: 'I FINK U FREEKY' by DIE ANTWOORD

Windel was dancing around in the club to the techno rap music playing. The bass had just dropped and she was losing her shit. Everyone was bumping into each other and the flashing lights didn't help. Everyone had some type of glow stick and the party was hype. Windel was in the middle of whipping their hair back and forth when Screen seemed to appear out of nowhere. He'd been watching Windel from afar most of the night and finally got the courage to talk to them. The music had stopped for a bit as the DJ went to the bathroom so they could finally talk.

"What's good my mother fucker?" Screen asked with a smile.

Windel cocked their head to the side before smiling, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Screen chuckled as he held his hand out for introduction and Windel did the same, "Where do you think my mouth came from," he said.

"I didn't even notice you standing there, I'm sorry. I was so into the music. Die Antwoord is like my favorite band," Windel said cheerfully.

"Aint no thing to sweat, sweet thang," Screen replied as the DJ came back.

"Looks like the music is about to start, lets dance," Windel said grabbing Screen by the arm and jumping up and down to the beat.

The two of them had been on the dance floor hours before they finally gave into the urges of rave butt touching. Touching someones butt was a sign of friendship in their community, but rave butt touching was always more. It had a more intimate feel because even though you would reach for the other person butt, you could wind up touching something else. It all relied on trust, which these two seemed to have in an instant. The spark between them was so electric the whole party could feel it.

"I FINK YOU FREEKY AND I LIKE YOU A LOT" Windel sang with the song. It wasn't long before Screen joined in.

They weren't sure if it was the music, or if their souls just connected on that specific wave length, but it was like they had known each other forever. Pretty soon the one handed butt touching turned into a two handed grab and as their bodies jumped around in sync the other people at the party couldn't help but be envious of the two. It was the moment both of them had always imagined their two handed butt grab would go. The music slowly began to get louder and they drifted off together in their minds, as their hands were planted firmly on the others ass.
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You weren't kidding about the butt touching....heh.
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You weren't kidding about the butt touching....heh.


I never joke about touching butts. I've been wanting to write something where that was like the most sacred thing you could do xD
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Windel in german means soiled, motherfucking. diaper apaprently. I just, like. put in in the skulk machine. So, this story is about a romantic meeting of the souls of a soiled diaper and a computer screen.
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Windel in german means soiled, motherfucking. diaper apaprently. I just, like. put in in the skulk machine. So, this story is about a romantic meeting of the souls of a soiled diaper and a computer screen.


The heart wants what it wants. I think a soiled diaper and computer screen could make a beautiful love story.
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