[IC] Hell's coffee lounge

[NoahFire]

Tyki said
"you're dropping the ball reachal" i say evenly as your throat is punched while i lean forward to dodge, still eating my rice

A little girl is doing this shit?" I ask.
Pet teleports here and goesnback to attacking me.
"AH! whatd I do?!" I yell
"Nothun, im just mad." Pet growls and claws the shit out of me
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp tyki..." I say.

[Wraithblade6]

*Sorry, the slap was too awesome to be dodged. We can't hear you as you are falling forever with your cereal.*

[Tyki]

NoahFire said
*turns inro the asian guy whoa said "ha gay!"* Ha! GAYYYYY

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
*Sorry, the slap was too awesome to be dodged. We can't hear you as you are falling forever with your cereal.*

you're approached by a rather menacing looking creature as i walk back up the wall, eating my rice and beef as your arms are broken in so many places they seem to become unusable lumps. "if slaps are all you can do then you're very under powered" i remark evenly as i sit on my stump again and finish, chucking the bowl into the hole

[kishin asura]

Wraithblade6 said
*Sorry, the slap was too awesome to be dodged. We can't hear you as you are falling forever with your cereal.*

*I have chuck norris block them*

[supertinyking]

((Ok, dO I need to un-nerf darkside and revive him to get you all to stop being pissy?))

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
((Ok, dO I need to un-nerf darkside and revive him to get you all to stop being pissy?))

((depends... who do you want to stop being pissy?

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
((depends... who do you want to stop being pissy?

((Namely wraithblade. Partially kishin due to him bring chuck norris in.))

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
((Ok, dO I need to un-nerf darkside and revive him to get you all to stop being pissy?))

((I'm not really going on the offensive here so....probably not....))

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
((Namely wraithblade. Partially kishin due to him bring chuck norris in.))

(( wraith said he'd stop but he's kind of still... not being mature... but i think kishin's just trying to stop it...))

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
((I'm not really going on the offensive here so....probably not....))

((...Ok, sorry.
*Summons a bunch of Tsubaki clones to hug you.*))

[kishin asura]

Tyki said
(( wraith said he'd stop but he's kind of still... not being mature... but i think kishin's just trying to stop it...))

((Yeah pretty much. I mean, why else would I bring in chuck norris?))

[thewizardguy]

((Alright, Founding Father intervening. First rule. No godmodding. Tyki, give people a chance to dodge. That's how this rp works. Wraith, adhere to some rules of logic.))

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
((...Ok, sorry.*Summons a bunch of Tsubaki clones to hug you.*))

((I did go a bit overboard though in terms of defense though....))

[Wraithblade6]

*moves too fast to be touched, slaps all around at light speed, backflips, summons an army of duplicat copies of himself*
"Welcome to the army of a thousand slaps!"

*you suffer the death of a thousand slaps*

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
((Alright, Founding Father intervening. First rule. No godmodding. Tyki, give people a chance to dodge. That's how this rp works. Wraith, adhere to some rules of logic.))

((if it's plausible then they can dodge. if not then they can't. reachel is undodgable but also not very strong...))

[thewizardguy]

((Alright. If I have to, I'll sit you all down in the Pissing Match corner and digitally kick your shins until this is sorted out. Tyki, you're autohitting, like you have a tendency to do, and Wraith..... you know what you're doing.))

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
*moves too fast to be touched, slaps all around at light speed, backflips, summons an army of duplicat copies of himself*"Welcome to the army of a thousand slaps!"*you suffer the death of a thousand slaps*

"did you not hear the man? you have to adhere to logic somewhat" i retort as your slaps don't seem to harm me for some reason. i touch the ground, opening a hole straight to the core of the planet underneath you

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
((if it's plausible then they can dodge. if not then they can't. reachel is undodgable but also not very strong...))

((You also instantly apply damage. You don't know the endurance of his character, so you can't post that his legs are instantly broken. Reachel has the strengt of a normal human, from what I've heard, which makes breaking the legs of anything superhuman quite hard.))

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
"did you not hear the man? you have to adhere to logic somewhat" i retort as your slaps don't seem to harm me for some reason. i touch the ground, opening a hole straight to the core of the planet underneath you

((Move this to the OOC chat.))