[IC] Hell's coffee lounge

[Wraithblade6]

I'm not worried. I know what kind of thread this is: no holds barred mayhem. I can dig it, but expect to get what you dish out.

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
Not to mention simple courtesy! I was very nice upon meeting Tyki's character.

i'm sort of the asshole around here, just a warning. and the char was new so she wasn't introduced before except to tiny

[thewizardguy]

Alright, simple repeat of the rules for those who are new:
1) No Godmodding, I will intervene in cases of Godmodding, and all complaints go to me.
2) No breaking basic rules of physics.
3) No rape unless it's funny.

[NoahFire]

thewizardguy said
Alright, simple repeat of the rules for those who are new:1) No Godmodding, I will intervene in cases of Godmodding, and all complaints go to me.2) No breaking basic rules of physics. 3) No rape unless it's funny.

1) you do shit about godmodding because your never here
2) that has been done too many times to count
3) again, happened before and it wasnt funny.

[Wraithblade6]

*heavy sigh*

[ShadowVentus]

Hmm, it seems we have an optimist and a pessimist in this statement of rules...honestly, I'm not sure what to think about it.

[Wraithblade6]

Well, whatever Wiz says, I'm down with. Now back to rp.

....

ENTER THE SLAPMASTER.

[AnriuSB]

((The rules are fine, I suggest creating an OP that explains the rules and the basic premise, just edit it into the first ooc post))

[Wraithblade6]

The slapmaster is practicing slap-kata while standing on a narrow treestump.

A fly attempts to pass by.

"Hoooo-DOH!" In the blink of an eye, the fly is slapped out of mid air. Slapmaster makes several rapid, crazy asian slappy moves in sequence, then bows.

[kishin asura]

Wraithblade6 said
The slapmaster is practicing slap-kata while standing on a narrow treestump. A fly attempts to pass by."Hoooo-DOH!" In the blink of an eye, the fly is slapped out of mid air. Slapmaster makes several rapid, crazy asian slappy moves in sequence, then bows.

((... this just feels appropriate in my opinion: ))

[thewizardguy]

AnriuSB said
((The rules are fine, I suggest creating an OP that explains the rules and the basic premise, just edit it into the first ooc post))

((I'd love to, but I didn't create the OP.))

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
The slapmaster is practicing slap-kata while standing on a narrow treestump. A fly attempts to pass by."Hoooo-DOH!" In the blink of an eye, the fly is slapped out of mid air. Slapmaster makes several rapid, crazy asian slappy moves in sequence, then bows.

you find your legs suddenly broken before knife blades slip into your wrists and pin your hands to the ground while i sit on a nearby stump eating a bowl of rice and terriyaki beef

[Wraithblade6]

common. make a real post.

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
common. make a real post.

"elaborate on real post?" i request nonchalantly as you feel a blade slip into your ankle, pinning it while i eat as if all this was normal

[kishin asura]

((Unnecessary post... I think...))

[Wraithblade6]

Alright fine. *rematerializes next to you*

"THIS IS SLAPDA!!!!!!!!"

**SLAP!**

You fall into a bottomless pit that suddenly opened beneath you.

[Wraithblade6]

"WOoOOOO-AH!" *slaps Kishin loudly and painfully on the asscheek*

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
Alright fine.
*rematerializes next to you*
"THIS IS SLAPDA!!!!!!!!"
**SLAP!**
You fall into a bottomless pit that suddenly opened beneath you.

"you're dropping the ball reachal" i say evenly as your throat is punched while i lean forward to dodge, still eating my rice

[NoahFire]

Wraithblade6 said
"WOoOOOO-AH!" *slaps Kishin loudly and painfully on the asscheek*

*turns inro the asian guy whoa said "ha gay!"* Ha! GAYYYYY

[kishin asura]

Wraithblade6 said
"WOoOOOO-AH!" *slaps Kishin loudly and painfully on the asscheek*

*grabs your hand before it makes contact* don't even try