[IC] Hell's coffee lounge

[supertinyking]

Wraithblade6 said
"Even though he played a prank on me upon my arrival, he's been the only one to... 'watch over me,' so to speak. I would dare say he had been fair to me. Yet, this is terrible news to discover about his history. I don't understand why he would have left me in your hands, seeing as you are obviously enemies." Mithias paused. "Bob certainly plays games, doesn't he?"

"Yes...that, or he knows something that we don't...like normal." Bug says.

[Wraithblade6]

Mithias sighs heavily and glances at the pondering despot. "I wonder if Nathan has any ideas yet." He then looks to see what Lillith was doing.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
In response to this, the Cucumber Lord simply holds out the head. It seems to stick to his hand, even when his fingers release it, stuck in place as waves of force slowly begin emanating off of him. He smiles, and narrows his eyes in concentration for a moment. The waves stop, and there's an explosion, as the head is launched at supersonic speeds, exploding into a bloody gore. The impact force is the equivelant as a tank firing a heavy armor-piercing round, capable of breaking through multiple concrete walls with ease and shattering every single bone in her body. " Sorry. I'm still practising that move."

"might i suggest leaving and staying in the fog?" i ask evenly, approaching him at a normal pace and putting my cuffs and shield away as if i no longer needed them despite the being's obvious power and instead switches to a two handed grip on my short sword

[thewizardguy]

"Oh? Well wouldn't that be boring?" The man smiles, before turning to you. "However, I was quite serious in my intentions before, if not in their execution. I am here to become your leader." This time, it's said in all serious. Not the silly, over-the-top voice from before, but a calm voice that expects respect. One who is used to immediate obediance, no matter what.However, he is yet to enter a combat pose.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
"Oh? Well wouldn't that be boring?" The man smiles, before turning to you. "However, I was quite serious in my intentions before, if not in their execution. I am here to become your leader." This time, it's said in all serious. Not the silly, over-the-top voice from before, but a calm voice that expects respect. One who is used to immediate obediance, no matter what.However, he is yet to enter a combat pose.

"while those intentions are quite grandiose, i'm not the leader of this realm" i say in response, my tone even and respectful of his power and ambition but not so much his attitude. "however, if you wish to challenge the grand master then you'll have to come with me" i add evenly as i read his soul, looking for combat prowess and abilities

[thewizardguy]

As you go to read his soul, you find that it is not, in fact, present. Somehow, his soul is not within his body. There are traces that it once was, but it's definitely gone. For all intents and purposes, he should be dead. "A pleasure." The Cucumber Lord was quite prepared to face any pathetic weakling on this planet, regardless of their rank.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
As you go to read his soul, you find that it is not, in fact, present. Somehow, his soul is not within his body. There are traces that it once was, but it's definitely gone. For all intents and purposes, he should be dead. "A pleasure." The Cucumber Lord was quite prepared to face any pathetic weakling on this planet, regardless of their rank.

"we have a bit of a walk ahead of us" i warn as i sheathe my sword, seeming to have little care for how powerful the man is as i turn and start walking

[thewizardguy]

The Cucumber Lord sighs. "I have no time for such things. Simply tell me the location, and I'll move there myself." He'd imagined this to be far quicker and easier, and has no time to waste time walking large distances. Such things are below him, the future ruler of the Multiverse.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
The Cucumber Lord sighs. "I have no time for such things. Simply tell me the location, and I'll move there myself." He'd imagined this to be far quicker and easier, and has no time to waste time walking large distances. Such things are below him, the future ruler of the Multiverse.

"the grand master is currently in a campaign. i only know that he's in the fog" i reply honestly, noting the arrogance normally only seen amongst noblemen as i continue to walk, content to leave the man behind if he doesn't get his ass in gear and start walking

[thewizardguy]

He sighs, as he gets into the ship. There's a blur which covers the ship, an odd distortion, and you cna vaguely se a hundred figures all over it. When it's gone, all of a sudden, it's legs are multi-jointed. It starts walking behind you, the Cucumber Lord sitting in an ornate chair near the still opened hangar doors. It's about the size of a small house, making it a rather odd sight, but it moves with an unexpected grace, keeping the main body completely level. A minion gives the Cucumber Lord what looks like a cocktail, and he awaits the end of this journey with impatience.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
He sighs, as he gets into the ship. There's a blur which covers the ship, an odd distortion, and you cna vaguely se a hundred figures all over it. When it's gone, all of a sudden, it's legs are multi-jointed. It starts walking behind you, the Cucumber Lord sitting in an ornate chair near the still opened hangar doors. It's about the size of a small house, making it a rather odd sight, but it moves with an unexpected grace, keeping the main body completely level. A minion gives the Cucumber Lord what looks like a cocktail, and he awaits the end of this journey with impatience.

"well now aren't you a rather annoying one... not content to do your own leg work?" i say to myself as i use a spell that causes myself to radiate a white smoke with black at the center before teleporting a large distance away but one still visible to the cucumber lord

[thewizardguy]

The Cucumber Lord sighs, as the ship teleports after him instantly. However, before he can make a snyde remark, a hooded figure whispers something into his ear, before retreating out of sight once more, obviously and purposefully concealing it's face and appearance from sight. The Cucumber Lord seems to calm down. "Very well, keep doing that. It's faster than walking." He'd do well to follow his advisor's advice, at least for the time being. He needed someone to guide him where he wanted to go, tedious as it might be, and this person was the only guide available.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
The Cucumber Lord sighs, as the ship teleports after him instantly. However, before he can make a snyde remark, a hooded figure whispers something into his ear, before retreating out of sight once more, obviously and purposefully concealing it's face and appearance from sight. The Cucumber Lord seems to calm down. "Very well, keep doing that. It's faster than walking." He'd do well to follow his advisor's advice, at least for the time being. He needed someone to guide him where he wanted to go, tedious as it might be, and this person was the only guide available.

i keep teleporting ahead, not waiting for him to catch up but always remaining in sight until i come across a large pit with a waterfall and start setting up camp while i wait for the cucumber lord to show up

[thewizardguy]

((Stop quoting me. We're the only people on at the moment.))
The ship teleports to his location instantly, having kept up the entire time. The ship's teleportation matrix was a fast-acting one, able to keep up with your own speed of teleportation. As you top to make camp, the Cucumber Lord does complain. "Why are you stopping? I don't see your leader anywhere here." He seems quite annoyed. The last planet had been easy. He'd crushed their main military, which had been a group of dudes with swords, and taken command. This should have been just as easy, but instead it was taking ages.

[Tyki]

((sorry, habit))

"the fog is not a place to be entered lightly. if you have the chance you should always prepare, but then again you could ignore me and die" i say evenly, not really caring whether he lived or died but i had to go see the grand master anyway so i might as well guide him. the smoke dissipates after i set up a campfire using bones as fuel and a tent near it but far enough away so as not to catch alight

[thewizardguy]

((oh God how I would have loved the ability to create Bonfires at will........))
The Cucumber Lord sighs. "I'll handle anything it throws at me. Now can we go?" The advisor did not make another appearance this time. Instead, a minion provided another cocktail, which the Cucumber Lord grumpily drank.

[Tyki]

((it's not cheap and i also have a theory that the bonfires in the souls series were created by undead lighting themselves on fire and letting themselves burn))
"underestimation of things like this will get you killed horribly... we might as well get to know each other while we wait anyway" i reply evenly, not really looking forward to it, but if i was going to have to count on this man then i might as well get to know him. i start making dinner with a purple and black meat that smells absolutely horrid as it cooks, some tuber greens, and some wine which i take a swig of occasionally

[thewizardguy]

((Actually, they were created by the First Undead, skull dude.))
The Cucumber Lord snorts, as several minions present a fan, wafting the smell away from him. "I have no need to aquaint myself with someone such as yourself. You serve a simple purpose, and after that, you are useless to me." he stands, moving to go deeper into the ship, from which emanates the smell of a well-cooked chicken breast, evenly spiced and marinaded in it's own fat. "Tell me when you're ready to move."

[Tyki]

(( neto? and what's to say he didn't just have servants do exactly what i just said?))
i hold my nose, not liking the smell of chicken as i continue to cook my horrid smelling meal which i seem to prefer over the chicken. "we'll be relying on each other once we arrive so i just thought you might at least like to know my abilities... and i wouldn't get too atatched to that thing" i warn evenly, pointing to the tardis like pod before taking a drink of my wine

[thewizardguy]

The Cucumber Lord, already being inside, is too busy eating to care much about your comments. However, later, when he's done, he jumps out of the ship. "It turns out my pod cannot go much further, Please do not make me walk much, this would get quite boring." He moves forward, going straight towards the Fog, without a care in the world, obviously confident in his ability.