[IC] Hell's coffee lounge

[Tyki]

"that way kills you" i warn evenly before he enters, fixing myself a plate and eating, seeming to enjoy it despite how horrid it tastes

[thewizardguy]

The Cucumber Lord turns around, sighing. "Then find a safe entrance! Are you not the person who knows how to enter and leave this fog? Or have I picked a guide who doesn't even know how to bring me to my destination?" While the meal had done him good, he was getting exhasperated by the delays.

[Tyki]

i simply point to the pit and let him put two and two together to hopefully not make fish as i eat and drink, resting

[thewizardguy]

The Cucumber Lord sighs, as the pod shoots out a glowing green beam of light that scans the fog. After it's harmful properties are discovered, soon a special field is created that prevents it from recognizing the Spiral King as human, as he attaches it to his shoulder. "Now, shall we go?"

[Tyki]

"i'm eating" i reply evenly as i very obviously still am before adding "and i still have to go this way" as i point to the pit

[thewizardguy]

The Cucumber Lord sighs and throws you another field generator. "This thing'll keep you safe. You might want to get yours implanted to keep it safe, though. You're obviously quite crappy at defense."

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
The Cucumber Lord sighs and throws you another field generator. "This thing'll keep you safe. You might want to get yours implanted to keep it safe, though. You're obviously quite crappy at defense."

"don't trust it" i say evenly as i toss it into the woods and finish eating, heading into my tent to get changed into some normal clothes and leaving everything else. "and that thing's easy to knock off" i add evenly before jumping into the pit, landing with a thud, and waiting for my eyes to adjust to the darkness

[thewizardguy]

The Cucumber Lord sighs as he jumps into the pit as well, confidently striding forward.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
The Cucumber Lord sighs as he jumps into the pit as well, confidently striding forward.

"watch out for traps" i say evenly as he feels a slight tug at his ankles and is almost impaled by a spike trap but instead it only gets his foot. i ignore him and gather a stone, dusting it off and feeding a bit of magic in it to get it to glow as i say "so it's still here after all this time" and walk forward slowly, my blade forming in my free hand as though from nothing, as i keep an eye out for trip wires and pressure plates

[thewizardguy]

As the spikes hit him, they simply crumple, reduced to flattened bits of metal, somehow crushed by their own velocity. The CL walks on without a single problem. "I have no need to avoid such paltry traps. They are but spikes, not a challenge worthy of endangering myself."

[Tyki]

"the traps aren't the worst of it" i say evenly as he takes a crossbow bolt to the thigh and then an axe to his crotch, lighting his balls aflame even if it is destroyed. "oh yeah. some of them have special properties" i say evenly from the end of the hall, having proceeded without tripping any

[thewizardguy]

The bolts once more crumple, and the axe as well, shatters, the flames never catching hold for some reason. Each time anything strikes the Cucumber Lord, it fails to do him any harm, quite often simply shattering, regardless of how dangerous it might be to others. he walks straight through it, uncaring. "Oh? Then what is the worst part? Consider it your duty to inform me of whatever dangers lurk here."

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
The bolts once more crumple, and the axe as well, shatters, the flames never catching hold for some reason. Each time anything strikes the Cucumber Lord, it fails to do him any harm, quite often simply shattering, regardless of how dangerous it might be to others. he walks straight through it, uncaring. "Oh? Then what is the worst part? Consider it your duty to inform me of whatever dangers lurk here."

"if i were to do that then we'd be here long after you're dead" i say evenly as a bolt of kinetic energy hits him in the nuts, seeming to be invisible and unknown to myself

[thewizardguy]

Again, the attack does nothing, although it being kinetic energy it cnnot be shattered, and thus there's simply no noticeable effect. "I meant actual dangers, not these little tricks and traps. They are mere childs play. I had heard there were dangers in this fog, I was not expecting such weak resistance."

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
Again, the attack does nothing, although it being kinetic energy it cnnot be shattered, and thus there's simply no noticeable effect. "I meant actual dangers, not these little tricks and traps. They are mere childs play. I had heard there were dangers in this fog, I was not expecting such weak resistance."

"then what do you mean by actual danger?" i ask evenly as he seems to trip every trap in the hallway, dealing various arrays of types of damages from fireballs causing various appendages to be hyper sensetive to pain and then hit with shards of crystal wreathed in raw magic

[thewizardguy]

The fireballs seem to blow out, never even hitting his skin, the crystals are deflected off his skin or shatter. However, being hyper sensitive is quite annoying to him. "This is quite an annoyance. I believe your traps have caused my foot to ache. A real danger would be something capable of doing more than throwing spiky things and hoping for the best. That's no better than hitting something with a sword, it's weak and useless."

[Tyki]

as he walks he's blasted in the face by a laser of black light from an opening reminiscent of a shoop da woop. "you mean like that?" i ask evenly, expecting him to just shrug it off again before adding "you'll have to be specific about what's dangerous to you or i can't help you"

[thewizardguy]

As the beam of energy which is not a laser, seeing as how a laser is focused light, and light cannot be black, shoots towards the LoC he simply moves his head aside, casually dodging the attack. However, the simple fact that he did this shows he somehow didn't trust his powers, whatever they might be, to defend him against the attack. He frowns, and slows down, suddenly beginning to step more carefully, instead of what he previously did, although still with confidence. "Warn me of any more of those beams."

[Tyki]

"there's another one to your left three paces, one that fires a spell similar to that at your crotch that you're about to trigger, and another one that fires a bolt like that right next to me" i reply evenly, waiting for him to finish his step and trigger it

[thewizardguy]

He stops, and moves to a safer position. Then, he raises one hand. You can feel wind swirling around him, waves of wind being blasted from him, gradually growing stronger, until it's a buffeting force. Then, for a moment, the wind stops moving, he seems to concentrate, and he gently touches thr ground. There's an explosion, as, suddenly, every single trap ahead of us is shattered explosively, trigerring, the very walls nearly collapsing from the tremors.