[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[kishin asura]

Kibatsu: *moves at sonic speed. Slicing the tendrils and portalling away*

[Angel]

thewizardguy said
((So you've forgotten......))*Jake grabs you, as you see his greedy eyes, his business suit. His hands are clammy, covered in sweat, and his grip is strong enough for it to hurt*Jake: I'll make you mine again today Miranda. Mine now and for always.

....... RAPE

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
I attempt to sense if he is really there or if it is a fake."For a normal man you are oddly quick." I say.

*Its the real deal*
Hyde: normal man? I'm the hyde! The next step in human evolution! I don't have to be faster than your attacks. I just have to be faster than you can see.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
Jack feels someone tap on his back.

((I asume you mean Jake))
*Jake ignores it*

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
*Its the real deal*Hyde: normal man? I'm the hyde! The next step in human evolution! I don't have to be faster than your attacks. I just have to be faster than you can see.

"ahh. I see....."
I activate my lightsaber and using my force enhanced senses slash at him, reacting faster than any normal human could.

[thewizardguy]

kishin asura said
Kibatsu: *moves at sonic speed. Slicing the tendrils and portalling away*

*the tendrils reform nearly instantly, but can't catch him before he escapes. Maria continues feeding off any more clones that portal in, ready to kill anyone that attempts to interfere*

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
((I asume you mean Jake))*Jake ignores it*

Jake then feels a gauntleted hand grab his skull and pick him up.
"I've been waiting a long time to beat the shit out of you...you monster." Drac growls.

[ShadowVentus]

I'm back!

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
"ahh. I see....."I activate my lightsaber and using my force enhanced senses slash at him, reacting faster than any normal human could.

*This time, you can sense him move, but he's fast. Supersonic fast. You slash at him, and he backs off, moving around you, looking for openings to strike*
Mr Hyde: Ha! You want to fight the hyde with that little laser toy?

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
Jake then feels a gauntleted hand grab his skull and pick him up."I've been waiting a long time to beat the shit out of you...you monster." Drac growls.

*Jake turns around, and seems to growl, as he smacks Drac, and Drac is sent flying*
Jake: Don't interfere, Jackman! She's mine, for an hour! I payed for an hour!

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
I'm back!

Welcome back! There's pretty much a war going on. I sicced Hyde on Angel, and then everybody got involved.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
*This time, you can sense him move, but he's fast. Supersonic fast. You slash at him, and he backs off, moving around you, looking for openings to strike*Mr Hyde: Ha! You want to fight the hyde with that little laser toy?

"Laser toy? Hehehehehe....I'll show you how wrong you are."
I say as I open a thousand small portals in front of me that I stab into. Hyde is shreaded as the beams of energy go out of his stomach, heart, veins ect.

[Angel]

thewizardguy said
*Jake turns around, and seems to growl, as he smacks Drac, and Drac is sent flying*Jake: Don't interfere, Jackman! She's mine, for an hour! I payed for an hour!

Nope! *teleports away*

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
"Laser toy? Hehehehehe....I'll show you how wrong you are."I say as I open a thousand small portals in front of me that I stab into. Hyde is shreaded as the beams of energy go out of his stomach, heart, veins ect.

*Hyde almost doges, using his speed, but then falls to the ground, choking, holding himself up with one hand*
Hyde: No.... way......
*He falls to the ground, stone dead before he hits the ground*

[kishin asura]

*a mannequin-like figure with long hair reaching the floor portals next to Jake* ???: *in jackman's voice* sorry Jake, but I'm doubling the price. ((Bringing out theta-d))

[CreedTheChimera]

...THE HEEEEEELLLL IS WITH THE FUCKING UNICORNS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[thewizardguy]

Angel said
Nope! *teleports away*

*Jake portals after you, grabbing you by your hair*
Jake: Don't run from me Miranda! I don't want to hurt you! Just stay still. You'll do that for me, right, Miranda? Because you love me?

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
*Jake turns around, and seems to growl, as he smacks Drac, and Drac is sent flying*Jake: Don't interfere, Jackman! She's mine, for an hour! I payed for an hour!

The slap passes though Drac thanks to him portaling the slap. Drac then portals after jake punches Jake in the stomach with holy energy.
(In another universe.)
"Hehehehe...now all I need to do is put the laser cry-" Insanity starts saying before the slap causes him to explode.

[thewizardguy]

kishin asura said
*a mannequin-like figure with long hair reaching the floor portals next to Jake* ???: *in jackman's voice* sorry Jake, but I'm doubling the price. ((Bringing out theta-d))

*Jake JUST portalled away*

[thewizardguy]

kishin asura said
*a mannequin-like figure with long hair reaching the floor portals next to Jake* ???: *in jackman's voice* sorry Jake, but I'm doubling the price. ((Bringing out theta-d))

CreedTheChimera said
...THE HEEEEEELLLL IS WITH THE FUCKING UNICORNS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I believe Mahz got drunk while watching MLP, and then decided to work on the site.