[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
The slap passes though Drac thanks to him portaling the slap. Drac then punches Jake in the stomach with holy energy.(In another universe.)"Hehehehe...now all I need to do is put the laser cry-" Insanity starts saying before the slap causes him to explode.

*You find you can't portal the slap for some reason, as Jake does not entirely exist, and as you punch him, Jake doesn't even flinch. He mostly ignores you*

[ShadowVentus]

thewizardguy said
Welcome back! There's pretty much a war going on. I sicced Hyde on Angel, and then everybody got involved.

Woah...thanks for the heads-up! Think I'll watch the action from here-on out. Unless, that is, someone needs my help...

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
Woah...thanks for the heads-up! Think I'll watch the action from here-on out. Unless, that is, someone needs my help...

Well, I unleashed Jake, so they're all pretty screwed. Darth Erroneous killed Hyde, though.

[kishin asura]

Theta-d: *portals after Jake while shapeshifting into Miranda* *thinking* I hope that dna sample worked. God knows how old it was...

[Angel]

=thewizardguy]
*Jake portals after you, grabbing you by your hair*Jake: Don't run from me Miranda! I don't want to hurt you! Just stay still. You'll do that for me, right, Miranda? Because you love me?

No! *i cut my hair and telport away then run away*

[thewizardguy]

kishin asura said
Theta-d: *portals after Jake while shapeshifting into Miranda* *thinking* I hope that dna sample worked. God knows how old it was...

*jake turns, and smiles, as he grabs Theta*
Jake: Miranda! There you are! I love you Miranda!

[ShadowVentus]

thewizardguy said
Well, I unleashed Jake, so they're all pretty screwed. Darth Erroneous killed Hyde, though.

Yeah, I...think I'll stay away from Jake...*shivers* That guy creeps me out...

[thewizardguy]

Angel said
No! *i cut my hair and telport away then run away*

*This time, Jake doesn't follow. However, on the other side, you find Sharon waiting for you*
Sharon: Hello, honey. I don't think we've met yet. My name is Sharon.

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
Yeah, I...think I'll stay away from Jake...*shivers* That guy creeps me out...

For good reason. He's pretty much an unstoppable raping machine. Although there is a way to kill him, none of you have figured it out, so nobody can really stop him.

[Angel]

thewizardguy said
*This time, Jake doesn't follow. However, on the other side, you find Sharon waiting for you*Sharon: Hello, honey. I don't think we've met yet. My name is Sharon.

..... go away......

[thewizardguy]

Angel said
..... go away......

*Sharon smiles, as she walks up*
Sharon: now now, honey. Not so quick
*You're grabbed by two prostitutes, who hold you down, as he approaches*

[ShadowVentus]

thewizardguy said
For good reason. He's pretty much an unstoppable raping machine. Although there is a way to kill him, none of you have figured it out, so nobody can really stop him.

How do you kill something that's there, but not really there?

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
How do you kill something that's there, but not really there?

Well, he affects reality in a certain way, and thus reality affects him in the same way. if you figure out how he's bound here, you can kill him.

[Angel]

thewizardguy said
*Sharon smiles, as she walks up*Sharon: now now, honey. Not so quick*You're grabbed by two prostitutes, who hold you down, as he approaches*

Aksjakfkakdma *i teleport away* NNNNNNOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEE

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
*Sharon smiles, as she walks up*Sharon: now now, honey. Not so quick*You're grabbed by two prostitutes, who hold you down, as he approaches*

Sharon hears footsteps behind him. Before he can react, a giant stream of blue fire engulfs him as I growl. "How many times do I have to kill you?!"

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
*jake turns, and smiles, as he grabs Theta*Jake: Miranda! There you are! I love you Miranda!

Drac pulls out several holy objects to attack Jake with. Ranging from crosses to strange relics.

[ShadowVentus]

thewizardguy said
Well, he affects reality in a certain way, and thus reality affects him in the same way. if you figure out how he's bound here, you can kill him.

My hunch is that he's grounded in this reality because of his 1 hour payment with Miranda...but I don't think that's all there is to it.

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
Sharon hears footsteps behind him. Before he can react, a giant stream of blue fire engulfs him as I growl. "How many times do I have to kill you?!"

Angel said
Aksjakfkakdma *i teleport away* NNNNNNOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEE

*As you portal away, you see Stein, who smiles at you*
Stein: Ah, Angel! Come back for another surgery?
*He smiles, and you notice you're covered in stitches, your eyes green glass lenses, blades attached to your hands*

[Angel]

thewizardguy said
*As you portal away, you see Stein, who smiles at you*Stein: Ah, Angel! Come back for another surgery?*He smiles, and you notice you're covered in stitches, your eyes green glass lenses, blades attached to your hands*

=_= *i telport away*

[ShadowVentus]

CreedTheChimera said
Sharon hears footsteps behind him. Before he can react, a giant stream of blue fire engulfs him as I growl. "How many times do I have to kill you?!"

WHEW! Slightly OP Creed is back!