[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
Sharon hears footsteps behind him. Before he can react, a giant stream of blue fire engulfs him as I growl. "How many times do I have to kill you?!"

*The flame turns pink, and dissipates, as Sharon smiles*
Sharon: Oh, honey. Must be destiny, us meeting so often. You keep coming back to me. It's not good to surpress true love, you know...
*Sharon smiles, as a group of prostitutes in skimpy clothing surround you*

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
Drac pulls out several holy objects to attack Jake with. Ranging from crosses to strange relics.

*As you use a sacred dagger of the old gods, you cut him, and he growls. he punches you, and you feel a rib break, as you crash to the ground. You suddenly find yourself crying*

[kishin asura]

Theta-d: *in miranda's voice* really? Because I happen to hate you Jake. So much in fact, that I will most likely die solely from the sheer volcanic hatred I feel towards you. Go castrate yourself and wander.deep into a forest to die. I hope when you do die, animals rape your corpse. No one likes you. The only reason jackman's lettting you have your way with me is to make easy money. *she smirks* I often heard him laugh and say "I can't believe he's paying me to rape a little girl with a fatal std! He's paying good money to kill himself!" (( I'm playing THAT card. And i'm using theta-d to do it.*has my poker face on* also, sorry for the late reply))

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
*The flame turns pink, and dissipates, as Sharon smiles*Sharon: Oh, honey. Must be destiny, us meeting so often. You keep coming back to me. It's not good to surpress true love, you know...*Sharon smiles, as a group of prostitutes in skimpy clothing surround you*

The prostitutes are cut to ribbons in a near instant. Behind Sharon Afro stands with his blade plunged in the demon's back.

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
My hunch is that he's grounded in this reality because of his 1 hour payment with Miranda...but I don't think that's all there is to it.

Exactly. Just have a good look at his powers, and how he interacts with others, and you'll understand how to kill him. You'll also need a really good memory.

[thewizardguy]

kishin asura said
Theta-d: *in miranda's voice* really? Because I happen to hate you Jake. So much in fact, that I will most likely die solely from the sheer volcanic hatred I feel towards you. Go castrate yourself and wander.deep into a forest to die. I hope when you do die, animals rape your corpse. No one likes you. The only reason jackman's lettting you have your way with me is to make easy money. *she smirks* I often heard him laugh and say "I can't believe he's paying me to tape a little girl with a fatal std! He's paying good money to kill himself!" (( I'm playing THAT card. And i'm using theta-d to do it.*has my poker face on* also, sorry for the late reply))

*Jake laughs, as he smacks Theta, and he feels his jawbone crack*
Jake: No! Miranda, you love me! You don't have to say it, of course. I have other ways....
*He grabs theta, and begins to fumble with the buttons of her shirt*

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
The prostitutes are cut to ribbons in a near instant. Behind Sharon Afro stands with his blade plunged in the demon's back.

*Sharon falls the ground, choking on her own blood*
Sharon: Give me a little alone time.... gahk....
*She falls to the ground, and disappears*

[thewizardguy]

Angel said
=_= *i telport away*

*You appear in front of Mia, who's holding a familiar scalpel*
Mia: Yay! It's finally arrived! My new present!

[kishin asura]

Theta-d: *smiles* you're right Jake, I do love you. *a large mouth opens in the middle of her stomach and a hand holding a glowing dagger stabs him in the heart* to death.

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
*The flame turns pink, and dissipates, as Sharon smiles*Sharon: Oh, honey. Must be destiny, us meeting so often. You keep coming back to me. It's not good to surpress true love, you know...*Sharon smiles, as a group of prostitutes in skimpy clothing surround you*

I growl, yet I don't move. "..."

[Angel]

thewizardguy said
*You appear in front of Mia, who's holding a familiar scalpel*Mia: Yay! It's finally arrived! My new present!

*I teleport away again* for fucks sake

[thewizardguy]

kishin asura said
Theta-d: *smiles* you're right Jake, I do love you. *a large mouth opens in the middle of her stomach and a hand holding a glowing dagger stabs him in the heart* to death.

*the wound does nothing. In fact, there isn't even a wound*
Jake: I knew you loved me!
*Jake rips off Theta's shirt as he starts taking off his pants*
((Well, this is the point of no return, isn't it?))

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
I growl, yet I don't move. "..."

((See above))

[ShadowVentus]

thewizardguy said
Exactly. Just have a good look at his powers, and how he interacts with others, and you'll understand how to kill him. You'll also need a really good memory.

Well, he thinks every girl he sees is Miranda and he acts extremely violent towards other men. His only powers I've seen so far is a slight increase in strength, the fact that he's a bit of a tank with physical attacks and also, since he's only halfway in this reality, long-range attacks don't affect him as much either.

[thewizardguy]

Angel said
*I teleport away again* for fucks sake

*You arrive in front of Kami*
Kami: The unworthy user of the Ka-Gash. Hmph. You are not even worthy to become my servant.

[Angel]

thewizardguy said
*You arrive in front of Kami*Kami: The unworthy user of the Ka-Gash. Hmph. You are not even worthy to become my servant.

*teleports away* RAH

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
Well, he thinks every girl he sees is Miranda and he acts extremely violent towards other men. His only powers I've seen so far is a slight increase in strength, the fact that he's a bit of a tank with physical attacks and also, since he's only halfway in this reality, long-range attacks don't affect him as much either.

Notice how his attacks do the same amount of damage no matter who he strkes.

[thewizardguy]

Angel said
*teleports away* RAH

*You arrive in front of a duck with a monocle*
Duck: .........

[CreedTheChimera]

((Ahhh...Just saw that...))
I look around at the carnage and then I look at Afro. "Afro? What are you doing here?" I stand ready to fight.

[kishin asura]

Theta-d: yes. Mainly because jackman gives me a share of the money if I do. ((I will not go down without a fight!))