[OOC] Lost Cards of Broken Paradise

[duskshine749]

@Mae it's okay, I've had people call my duckshine and stuff, so it's whatever

[Eklispe]

Oh jeez all the donuts. I'm so rdy to get my life back from this infernal game.

[Mae]

THE FINAL TEST

_*drumroll*

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SUMMARISE THE PLOT.

My favourite summary will get a delicious trinket :3 It can be srs, funny, told from the perspective of someone from Meltaine, bullet points, whatever. It is basically everything above the "Suits" divider on the first page.

EZ! work for your trinket, my friends >:3

GO!

(I will probably wait till everyone's answers, who have participated in this, are in. Unless I believe them to have left foreverrr)

RANKINGS
1st Place: Duskshine749 47 points / 47 credits / 47 gold
2nd Place: Iktomi 45 points / 45 credits / 45 gold
3rd Place: Brasslazer 40 points / 40 credits / 40 gold
4th Place: Eklispe 37 points / 37 credits / 37 gold
6th Place: ScreenAcne 23 points / 23 credits / 23 gold
5th Place: SilverDawn 12 points / 12 credits / 12 gold

[Mae]

above the suits divider* oops. better. xD

[Iktomi]

....I give. I can't summarize to save my life, especially not after this adrenaline inducing exam. I humbly accept defeat by two points.

[Eklispe]

The fine land of Meltaine was corrupted by Fetid winds and now is a forgotten wasteland controlled by broken jacks and jokers. We now live in the lands of Wormwold in the Spire. We will advance through the ranks of the spire and work in decks to advance our own aims, whatever they may be.

Edit: SPEED OVER QUALITY!

[ScreenAcne]

@Mae

People set up nice place. Bad people ruin it and become, motherfucking. /b from 4chan. People decide to leave now shit posting place before they go crazy and meme infested. The memes follow them in their dreams, already corrupted. New guys who escape set up new society, many generations pass. Horror of memevill fades away. New society however blood and soul are tained. Locked out of the benefits of their previous nice things that they were denied. Like inheritance of all suit powers.

the memes stil lwhisper though. In their dreams.

[Mae]

@Iktomi *hugs* at least you have 45 bonus gold to spend! or save for something :3

[Iktomi]

@Mae Honestly, I can barely move right now. My body was completely tensed and my heartbeat was well over 100 per second for way too long.

[Iktomi]

I shall get back to work on my CS ^^. Thank you all for the fun we just had!

[Eklispe]

Yeah it was a nice bonding session fam.

[Mae]

@Iktomi I'm so sorry D: If I do another event I'll make sure to make it less fast-paced. Perhaps a multi-choice question thing, or a short rp event that's unrelated. I didn't realise it would be that stressful. I'll try to make up for it in future <3

[Iktomi]

@Mae No! I loved it. I know that sounds weird but it felt amazing all the way through.

[tathgon]

Write a summary for the Plot of a RP that has yet to occur... hmm... Oh, wait. A summary for the Plot of the Lore... got it.

It all begins with sunshine and rainbows in the magic land of Meltaine. Life was perfect and everyone was happy. AND it would have stayed that way except for the disease ridden Fetid Wind that corrupted the land. The perfect life everyone had till this event meant that no one was prepared. Meltaine began sinking like the Titanic as the Guardians of the Royal Lines died and the Jacks took control. They're still in control, by the way, as the Broken Jacks. Those wiser than the Jacks who stayed decided to leave, finding Wormwold and making a new home. But they're still corrupted... as are you.

PS. - None of the above stuff actually happened. It's just a tall tale. A fairy tale. DON'T LOOK FOR MELTAINE! DON'T DO IT!

[duskshine749]

Long ago the 4 suits lived together in harmony, with the Kings and Queens of the Royal Lines ruling. Then, everything changed when The Fetid Wind attacked. The Kings and Queens died, and only the Jacks, the next most powerful could save them. But when the land of Meltaine needed them most, they became mad.

Some people escaped, 1000 years have passed and the people have discovered a new world. A land that they called Wormwold. Although the students of the Spire are skilled, they have a lot to learn before the strange but familiar dreams stop and they reclaim the beauty that was Meltaine. But I believe, that Kaela of the Hands of Healing, Elemette of the Attendants, Maxwell Rydell of The Peacekeepers, Zephyr Hierro of The Elemental Blades, Tainith of The Judging Scholars, Fitzgerald of the Spinning Cogs, Acron of The Raging Winds, Jarvan Gearshield of The Fierce Forge, Jagred Degray of the Fire Eyes, Allan Banta of The Fortune's Finders, and Balith Benker of the Ticketeers can save the world

[Brasslazer]

Let me just clear my throat...

ehem...

In a world, where society is based off a caste system based off of playing cards, which, due to playing cards originally being based off classes, has led to us coming full circle for some reason, shit went down south real fast...

So first everyone was happy in a place called Meltaine or Miltank or whatever, you know, the place with the card based class system. Anyway, everything is too three cool for five school until a magical cloud of shit hitting the fan came known as the Fetid Wind. All the cool people died, some poser who all had the name Jack for some reason tried to be there but they were more of a lukewarm than a cool, so the went crazy. Everyone else said "F this, I'm out" and fled for a better place...

Once the runaways got to the place, they called it Wormwold for some reason, which is kind of a weird name but hey, what you gonna do? Anyway, you play as a student at apocalyptic Hogwarts Spire, a city of students. None of you are too three cool for five school like the old guys who died, obviously sincwe you are in school. You will go on magical adventures using an awesome homebrewed RP system made by the amazing GM Mae (who is just so awesome by the way, really though, absolutely amazing, and very attractive too; And I'm not just mentioning that cause I want to win) as you try and deal with shit once again hitting the fan. Godd luck.

[FantasyChic]

What's the quiz about?

[OwO]

Righto, place called Meltaine popped up, it was pretty much Atlantis, except without the entire, you know, sinking part. Guardians defended the place, and were all like "We ain't gon let this land die", but then their land and everyone in it died to a giant fart. The land broke up with the earth (on bad terms; Earth got the dog), so Meltaine lost itself to dark hentai, especially tentacles.

A bunch of people named Jack popped up and said "We will save this land!" but then they became evil because of the evil that the big fart brought. Everyone died, and nobody wrote down that they died, so they all promptly forgot that everyone died. Because, you know, they died.

But people, who foresaw everyone dying, left the place to find a new home. One that wasn't so obsessed with farts and tentacles.

Thousands of years later, there's a new place, Wormwold. Nobody remembers Meltaine (re: everyone died, except for those who didn't die), so now nobody cares about Meltaine, except for the people who believe in fairy tales; those dinguses.

Rather than some commie paradise that Meltaine was, it became super India, with exactly 4 castes. Hearts are the best (yeee), Nobles have 5 spells, for some reason, Clubs have a preference to clubbing people in the face, and Diamonds are trash (metaphorically and literally).

Now you're some student of a big pointy city, trying to find a place in this backwater country. Most people inside of the big pointy city are also students, trying to be the tip-top of society (which is pretty trashy, beeteedubs, Hearts are always the tip top), but you seem to be having strange dreams. Dreams of a big ol' Commie paradise, terrible things rising from a dark schlong, and farts. At the end, you always see a big ol' smile, making you wonder if you are in some sort of weird, XXX-rated movie.

[FantasyChic]

Well shit, nevermind. Seems I missed it.

Damn I was playing Overwatch, I demand a redo!

[duskshine749]

@FantasyChic It was mostly just to pass the time, but if you can summarize the plot of the RP lore for our lovely GM you might get a Trinket if she likes it