[OOC] Lost Cards of Broken Paradise

[Jorik]

@duskshine749 i'm good, I also can't wait for this to start I'm excited to see how it all with go down you know?

[DarkStar]

Ditto

[ScreenAcne]

@Mae

Shit. Sister. Trying to sleep in this heat is like trying to relax as a crowd of adoring fire ants swarm me to give me valentines day kisses.

[DarkStar]

@ScreenAcne I am now completely lost in what your saying

[RedDusk]

@DarkStarTo be honest I have always found his speech amusing and refreshing.

[Eklispe]

He/she said it's hot so he/she can't sleep fam ez. Also ^

[DarkStar]

@EklispeThanks for information :D
@RedDuskTrue. Still don't know what he is saying though :p

[ScreenAcne]

@Eklispe@RedDusk@DarkStar

Shit, my pokemon powerup. I'm a steak chef. I was hoping, that I sweat. motherfucking. a masculinity like an overweight athlete that let himself go and lost all the place to store his pent up testosterone.

Fuck. Thanks, guy. It's always good to hear my online brethren enjoy my, motherfucking. thought immigrants

[Mae]

@ScreenAcne I know, right? this heatwave is crazy. I was expecting we'd already had the best weather we were going to get but nope! still going!

Also you've got to be the most amazing silver-tongued person i've ever met, both on the internet and off :P

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Right so! I usually don't do this, but I'm probably going to put a week deadline on character sheets. If a week goes by and not all character sheets are in, we'll start the IC anyway. This is not saying you can't submit characters passed this, but you might end up missing some cool events I have planned! _{Nobody wants treasure, right?}

I think most people are pretty much there for sheets anyway, or working on them, so hopefully they'll be in sooner :D

[ScreenAcne]

@Mae

Shit. It's so hot here that if I were to start a BBQ, the motherfucking. grill would lodge a unintended service complaint for trying to use it on mercury.

Fuck, sister. Thanks for the soul pat, it's got glows like wolverines skeleton that decided to take a sun bath. You're cuter a high school girls drawing who wants to be a vet one day.

[duskshine749]

So yesterday did we actually nail down who has pre-existing relations with who? There was a lot of shit posting and I got a bit lost in it all

[RedDusk]

@duskshine749 Well.... I think I established relationships with most of the Diamonds and Clubs. I don't think my character will know anything too far above his suits, so I'm good. Just waiting to see if Mae toss a relationship sheet up so I can fill it out.

[ScreenAcne]

@duskshine749

Shit, bad news, bucko. We've all, motherfucking. established that we're all actually Mae's character workers to up hold a brothel system. Put on your make up and wear your smile, my wire wanderer.

Nah. I'm just shuffling your omelette, brother. My dude is friends with Itkomi spectral word warrior and me and Duskstar will are aware that each other exist and use words to, motherfucking. to trade brain pictures.

Shit, though. You ain't left out of the fun. If you wanna start playing some soul tetris and talk relationship plots and shit with Benker, just, motherfucking. poke my PM.

[duskshine749]

@ScreenAcne I've gotta say, every one of your posts is a wild ride from start to finish. Zephyr would probably wanna talk to Balith to keep up with the latest gossip. He sometimes likes to think he's above trivial things like gossip but in the end learning what's going on with people is almost as good as learning something actually useful

[ScreenAcne]

@duskshine749

Fuck, You know. You can only drive if there are riders.

Shit, brother. That's a given. To anyone body. Everyone is, motherfucking. down to say they come to my dude office and let loose the tongue dance about shit and play chinese whispers with the world and shit. If you wanna like, set up relation plots or like, have them be more deepr terms. Just, like. Slap my notifications boxs.

[Mae]

@RedDusk working on the relation sheet as we speak! I'm dogsitting today and they've just given me the sadeyes for walk time, so it might take me a little bit :P

Fizzy had some connections after yesterday - popping out for a bit but i'll note em down later!

[ScreenAcne]

@Mae

Shit, yeah. I forgot, motherfucking. mention. That my dude is like, scolding semi-friends or something with Fizzy too.@duskshine749

[duskshine749]

Is there a place like a bar where people can go and drink? Because while I was at work I had an idea and now I totally want Zephyr and Balith to be drinking buddies
@ScreenAcne@Mae

[ScreenAcne]

@duskshine749

Shit, man. My dude set up his little room as an office so people cna, mothrfucking. come in from the schedule trek and let themselves commence the commerce of day to day fuckery. We can like, say. He keeps tea, candies and maybe a few heavy drinks in there or something if you like.

[duskshine749]

@ScreenAcne you see, I think Zephyr would be a little uncomfortable by the office. Plus since he doesn't do anything he doesn't have anything to tell, he just wants to hear what the word on the street is