The Hxzardxus Guard.

[iHxzardx]

@Rogue Colm Glad to have you! Stop by the discord and set up an account so that I can set you up as an admin! :)

[Rogue Colm]

@iHxzardx I currently have an account. Username: Dragonite777

[Grey]

Goodness, this is certainly an interesting proposition you've put forth. However, before I confirm any possible attachment to this project, I'd like to make some important inquiries and suggestions regarding issues I have found with the nature of the advertised service.

Even though you allude to some in your opening post, I would like to know about more tangible membership benefits. Your draw is posited on the premise that this society of yours will ensure mutual support between members. However, it does not appear that you provide things such as dental plans, health insurance, or, ironically, hazard pay. As a result, what you are offering is little more than a subjective mental/social phenomena as opposed to anything concrete.

This brings me to my first issue: this service is not an exclusive one. Ergo, there is no visible incentive to join this group over, for example, joining an RP on site and interacting with like-minded people - a process which tends to provides more naturally-formed relationships, and also grants a degree of entertainment. As it stands, this organization of yours is little more than a facsimile of something organic, attempting to get something which it cannot. Your opening post targets the demographic of individuals who are, for various reasons, unable to develop a proper emotional support network. While you may get individuals who do not fit this descriptor, your premise does not strike a particularly vast demographic, which reduces your overall probability of acquiring support.

Knowing this, my suggestion is to find a unique selling point–a legitimate service, a common ideal to strive towards, or whatever else bands many people together–and/or an alternative demographic to target, such as attempting to acquire youth in general as opposed to your current targets. This brings me to my suggestion of a unique method by which to attract the attention of a specific demographic. As a dedicated academic with certifications in multiple emerging fields¹ relevant to the topic at hand, it is my understanding that you are perhaps most well-known on-site for your instrumental participation in an event that had occurred approximately twenty four days ago.

I understand you may be confused regarding what event I am referring to, but trust me that leveraging the ramifications of such will ultimately benefit you more than you believe. In fact, I wrote a dissertation² on this topic recently that you may wish to read and be enlightened.

Don't worry. Despite my lack of forthcomingness about the subject of this content, don't disregard my words simply because I have not explained what it is that I am speaking of. I may not know what your reaction to these game-changing suggestions will be, but as long as you do the following, you can succeed: check the first letter of every paragraph.

^{1PhD in Dankonomics, Harvard University; Masters in Memetics, Oxford University; Bachelors of Arts in Shitposting, University of Phoenix
2Adolescent Acquisition: An Examination of the Socio-Political Impact of Kid Getting on the American Economy by Dr. Mayle Bachs}

[LHG100]

Oh boy, I love joining my local cult! Where do I get my toga/robes?

[Filthy Mudblood]

This actually reminds me of this guy that was obsessed with me and a few of our friends. He made a group called the 'Guardiens of Darkness' and they would anonymously send a select few of people abuse etc. I'm not saying that this is the same at all, it just has weirdly reminded me of it. irrelevant

Also, I find it a little strange seeing as you're in search of a group of people to stick closely together and stand up for one another. Isn't that just your typical friend group? Or are you looking for a collection of users to seek world dominance and overthrow anyone that dares stand in your way? Just curious ;3

[iHxzardx]

@Grey@LHG100@Filthy Mudblood@Framing A Moose Alright you all had your fun... It was literally just gunna be a little group of anyone who wanted to be apart of it. there is no special draw Im not fucking paying for your shit. Im not a business entrepreneur or a fucking democrat of some sort that gives you things for free at everyone elses expense... I thought it would be fun... I originally thought of is as a gaming community so I see now that that is the only thing that I should even consider setting it up as... Thank you, You all got a nice dig at my post... No goodbye... Get kids...

[Cyndyr]

@Grey@LHG100@Filthy Mudblood@Framing A Moose Alright you all had your fun... It was literally just gunna be a little group of anyone who wanted to be apart of it. there is no special draw Im not fucking paying for your shit. Im not a business entrepreneur or a fucking democrat of some sort that gives you things for free at everyone elses expense... I thought it would be fun... I originally thought of is as a gaming community so I see now that that is the only thing that I should even consider setting it up as... Thank you, You all got a nice dig at my post... No goodbye... Get kids...

@iHxzardx

Well, they certainly did have their fun based on the amount of likes and laughs. I highly doubt that any their comments were intended to be mean-spirited in any sense. If you took it that way, then fine, but by showcasing yourself as so unwelcoming to humor or constructive criticism, you are only scaring off new individuals. Now I know you didn't ask for my advice, but I can see you want this group to succeed. My advice would be to welcome this sense of humor and these individuals into your group if they so wish. By lightening up, everyone can have a much happier time.

That being said, I wish you luck with your group.

[iHxzardx]

@Cynder Obviously Its useless... Everyone just get off the page.. You've destroyed my post already. I get it. Leave me alone now.

[Framing A Moose]

@Grey@LHG100@Filthy Mudblood@Framing A Moose Alright you all had your fun... It was literally just gunna be a little group of anyone who wanted to be apart of it. there is no special draw Im not fucking paying for your shit. Im not a business entrepreneur or a fucking democrat of some sort that gives you things for free at everyone elses expense... I thought it would be fun... I originally thought of is as a gaming community so I see now that that is the only thing that I should even consider setting it up as... Thank you, You all got a nice dig at my post... No goodbye... Get kids...

@iHxzardx

Dude, I swear I meant no harm. I have no reason to go against you. I was simply trying to help.

[iHxzardx]

@Framing A Moose My mistake then... It was just the obvious stated again. I liked RPing with you. Please just stop posting here...

someone clear this... It has no reason to stay up anymore