@Deos Morran Hey man, apologies for being late on this one; but... hooooolllyyyy Jesus, that sounds so damn unlucky, so awful! I'm really sorry to hear something like that happen to you... and I've gotta admire your relative nonchalance about the whole thing, you can be damn sure I'd be freaking the Hell out were our positions swapped. Anyways, hope you heal up as quickly and safely as possible, friend.
Oh, don't call yourself an idiot about it though please, man. Sounds like it could easily have happened to anyone, absolute deathtrap over there. It's certainly a great deal more understandable than the time I got hit by a car 'cause I was too busy reading Michael Grant's BZRK to pay attention.