[OOC] Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes)

[Ellion]

@Bright_Ops If you do, I'll owe you a favor......

Also, posts tomorrow. Work stressed me out, I'm going to go get wasted.

[Bright_Ops]

@Ellion

Alright, I think I know a way that I can salvage this post...

I apologize to everyone in advance for doing so.

[WeepingLiberty]

Sorry @Bright_Ops... >.< We owe ya.

[13org]

*Calmly whistling in the background, completely oblivious to what's happening*

[WeepingLiberty]

@13org

What. Have. You. Done?!?!

_{ship ship ship ship ship ship ship...}

[13org]

@WeepingLiberty

YES, IT WORKED

*Ahem* I mean... I'm glad that it didn't sounded creepy

[Bright_Ops]

@WeepingLiberty@Ellion

And edited. Draco hasn't gone to the Paradise because he saw the witch flying away. Therefore no awesome shouting... through he might do so later.

[13org]

Oh, and I think I'll get back into making my sharpshooter character.

Just stumbled onto a quote from a very good anime which reignited my wish to have a musket wielding character.

"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, my bullets punishes all without distinction!"

Also, the story of the character who says this is deeply related to Kaspar and Zamiel from Der Freischutz.

Who knows who is this female huntress that also uses a musket?

[Bishop]

I feel sorry for the one who has to clean all that mess up...

>.>
<.<
O.O
Just me?

[Ellion]

Good morning humans and lizards (it is okay lizards, your secret is safe with me)

[Deos Morran]

I vanish for like... two days and all this shit happens. First off I'm upset with Noxx's post, but it seems like I missed that whole debacle. Which is a good thing! Means I don't gotta get heated about it because it's been handled.

Second... Oh my gawd~! Shai is adorable. And I feel kinda bad for kicking her in her metaphorical, magical balls. I will make a post post haste and make sure that the Spanish Inquisition doesn't get her mits on her.

Lastly... We need to form a hunting party and go after Sam. I propose a literal witch hunt as isn't that what we do? We go and hunt troublesome, bothersome, annoying, menacing witches? And what did Sam do IC but literally attack the home of the hunters, steal from the hunters, harass the hunters, and finally and this is the big one... she fucked with Abby. Nobody fucks with the honorary grumpy mother of all the hunters. That is why I propose a proper witch hunt to bring Sam to justice. Who's in?

Oh also @13org I actually was having a thought on another hunter who may be a good rival to your sharpshooter. Basically my thought was to have a deadeye archer who's bow was so mighty and his skill was so great he's basically Legolas. I think that may be a good rival for your rifle(wo)man. Like old age versus the new. Bow versus rifle.

[Bishop]

Mind games. Do you laugh, like, thank or ignore a post which states that they know what you are?

_{I know you're all humans.}

[Ellion]

Also, someone asked about holy water, and here is my theory on this:

The water becomes blest when a truly good person creates it while holding the impression that the water will be used to righteousness ends. Most priest are only able to create expensive water and the best holy water comes from strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government.

[Noxx]

@Deos Morran I mean hunting Sam would be the most logical thing to do but I'll say she was attacked first for literally no reason lol but I mean go for it....good luck

[Ellion]

@Deos Morran I mean hunting Sam would be the most logical thing to do but I'll say she was attacked first for literally no reason lol but I mean go for it....good luck

@Noxx

...how can you say that?

[Bishop]

Is there some magic that prevents, let's say, a horde of angry villagers from burning it to the ground?

[Ellion]

@Bishop
Burning what to the ground?

[Noxx]

@Ellion I mean yea sure she stole some stuff (later returned) but who like flipped out completely and started going all Witcher 3 in the middle of the tavern screaming like a madman who may or may not have been foaming at the mouth

[Ellion]

@Noxx

I mean, I'd say it was deserved, witches would have responded far worse if a hunter would have started making a right mess of a witches home.

[Deos Morran]

@Noxx You can't say that... That's like saying, "Sure I poked the bear with a stick a whole bunch of times. But it's the bear's fault for getting all mad about it." You antagonized literally everybody you ran into, it was onlya matter of time before somebody put a bolt in her head... or in this case thigh.

Sam is literally the textbook definition of a menace and the reason hunters exist. Any REAL hunter would know that and realize that it's not only their job, not only their calling, but their true purpose to hunt her down.