In a huge publicity stunt by your favorite video game company, you find out that your favorite character, the avatar above, is gay. How do you react?

[Ryalin]

This thread is not laced with shade or self-awareness at all.

[KnightShade]

Launching a DoS attack on the company's website would be the only proportionate course of action, duh

[CherriesJubilee]

i cant even tell what gender that is, so im good, fam

[Vilageidiotx]

Complain about the sexualization of underaged characters.

[Dannyrulx]

What fucking movie is this where a dog has a sexuality?

Also, it's gonna be hard for me to be found out as gay since I am gay XD.

[BrokenPromise]

(but is your avatar gay?)

Okay, like, is this even really suppose to matter? I just want to play a goat simulator. It doesn't work game company, OKAY? NOT WITH GOATS! NOT WITH ME!

*Cries while being comforted by old people.*

[Ryalin]

I really can't say I'm surprised. No despair this time, crazypants.

[ScreenAcne]

I always knew my right hand had a thing for men!

[ClocktowerEchos]

I look up at the gay vortex in space and watches it as it sucks the heterosexual right out of me before I go off to buy some rainbow clothing and dress up looking like a gay pride parade float.

[Majoraa]

[*WHITEROSE SHIP INTENSIFIES*]

[Ryalin]

I mean. It IS a universe with only women. I'd be surprised if anyone didn't see this coming

[ArenaSnow]

So, what... you finger your weenus or something?

/delete company

[medalliah]

Gay robots?

The designers of this game are really weird...why are there gay robots?

[Dannyrulx]

Yeah, not surprised. She's yuribait.

[ScreenAcne]

Not a goat. Must be a ram. The clues are all there people. Rams run at men, they are male. They got long, pointy penis like horns. They got 3 pointy points of their head. The noses and the horns. Illuminati is real.

Gays are under cover. Children exposed. I warned you all!

[BCTheEntity]

Clearly, you didn't see the end credits for Homestuck.

[Keyguyperson]

Of all the people, the lady that always looks like something has gone terribly wrong? Isn't there a better choice for this? Are they even going to go anywhere with this trait or just leave it be?

[Vashonn]

Well, I can at least pretend she's still my waifu.

[Ryalin]

Wow, they couldn't just stop at one. They had to make the entire goddamn cast gay. Welp, enjoy your New Years' gift, validated Tumblr fanfic writers. Hopefully the rest of us can look past this pointless development.

[Dinh AaronMk]

ok