Okay, like, is this even really suppose to matter? I just want to play a goat simulator. It doesn't work game company, OKAY? NOT WITH GOATS! NOT WITH ME!
I look up at the gay vortex in space and watches it as it sucks the heterosexual right out of me before I go off to buy some rainbow clothing and dress up looking like a gay pride parade float.
Not a goat. Must be a ram. The clues are all there people. Rams run at men, they are male. They got long, pointy penis like horns. They got 3 pointy points of their head. The noses and the horns. Illuminati is real.
Gays are under cover. Children exposed. I warned you all!
Of all the people, the lady that always looks like something has gone terribly wrong? Isn't there a better choice for this? Are they even going to go anywhere with this trait or just leave it be?
Wow, they couldn't just stop at one. They had to make the entire goddamn cast gay. Welp, enjoy your New Years' gift, validated Tumblr fanfic writers. Hopefully the rest of us can look past this pointless development.