Humans are Insane

[Lady Selune]

Imagine an alien landed on Earth and we told him what humans did. What would honestly make him/her/it/tentacle go 'what the fucking fucksticks.'

We eat and drink biological and chemical weapons for fun. (Alcohol and chilli peppers.)

[Dinh AaronMk]

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[Polymorpheus]

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[ScreenAcne]

I'd want aliens to be like the shit from Homestuck, personally. Not. the. motherfucking, advanced, anus, andventuring, space fuckernauts that we normally we see which is more or less..like...elfs in space.

I think we'd get along better with a half over-dramatic, confused, bunch of exciting idiots. I mean, like. motherfucking. individuvally if nothing else.

[Doivid]

Imagine an alien landed on Earth and we told him what humans did. What would honestly make him/her/it/tentacle go 'what the fucking fucksticks.'

We eat and drink biological and chemical weapons for fun. (Alcohol and chilli peppers.)

@Lady Selune

alcohol goes way back tho. Nowadays it's like a ritual which is super important for social cohesion and the mental release it brings, but it goes back to a really primordial sense, which is that we like it because it reminds us of ripe fruit. Ripe fruit tends to start getting a lil bit of that fermented taste to it, which we loved when we were hangin out in forests. So that just got extended to full on alcohol.

and chili peppers have health benefits.

But yeah humans are pretty fuckin weird.

[BrobyDDark]

Realistically, I imagine organic lifeforms from other planets arw gonna be culturally and biologically similar to humans or our animals. If Earth was a 1 in ten gajillabillion chance it's more than likely other planets will just seem like off-shoot timelines rather than actual tentacle people with anal probes.

Which means alcohol, religion, natural foods, etc, would be very similar. You could hand them a chilli pepper and say "Shit's spicy" and Gorthlafax Balthazar will be like "Oh fuck, you have gelefese here too?"

What you're thinking of would be an entirely different universe entirely, where the rules are always different. X'ir'k'in'thro'phu'ck from the castchlobetch nebula will look at a pepper and say "WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO IT'S GOT A FUCKING BOMB, GET THE FUCK DOWN." because X'ir'k'in is from another Earth where peppers fucking explode when you eat them.

[ArenaSnow]

no u

[Majoraa]

Ok, now ya notice?

[ClocktowerEchos]

We create beings and even other universes and control every aspect of them and can destroy/alter them however dramatically we want at out whim (comics/movies/games/books/etc)

[Lord Orgasmo]

We talk through pixels on a screen from complete opposite sides of the planet.

[Vilageidiotx]

i think an alien that landed here would be surprised how attractive we all are

[Keyguyperson]

We create beings and even other universes and control every aspect of them and can destroy/alter them however dramatically we want at out whim (comics/movies/games/books/etc)

@ClocktowerEchos

*watches Re:Creators once*

[Clirkus]

That we cut open our fellow humans, remove organs, and replace them with the organs of another deceased human.

Transplants are barbaric as fuck the more you think about them.

[Doivid]

You notice how in stories aliums always thinks humans are either amazing or pure shit. What if aliums came to earth and they were just like 'well they're flawwed but they seem to rly try, let's not judge them too harshly'

That would be kinda nice tbh, to not feel judged by some extraterrestrial lifeform for not living up to some contrived moral standard.

[Clirkus]

You notice how in stories aliums always thinks humans are either amazing or pure shit. What if aliums came to earth and they were just like 'well they're flawwed but they seem to rly try, let's not judge them too harshly'

That would be kinda nice tbh, to not feel judged by some extraterrestrial lifeform for not living up to some contrived moral standard.

@Doivid

You can't make a "top 10 box office" movie out of that tho

[Doivid]

<Snipped quote by Doivid>

You can't make a "top 10 box office" movie out of that tho

@Clirkus

challenge accepted

[Foster]

Imagine an alien landed on Earth and we told him what humans did. What would honestly make him/her/it/tentacle go 'what the fucking fucksticks.'

We eat and drink biological and chemical weapons for fun. (Alcohol and chilli peppers.)

@Lady Selune

Polar bear plunge.

Thermal-shock to such an extent that it kills 99.8% of the bacteria on the average Finn.

Heck, most places humans populate are inhospitable deathtraps, yet the locals love it there.

[BrokenPromise]

"They flavor their food with a beaver's anus."

[Sanctus Spooki]

I feel like if someone were to show them a pet rock, they might just give up on the human race entirely...

Assuming of course said rock doesn't look like his uncle Trsk'Lkxn, in which case we're all intergalactic space dust.