Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart

[PillowSniffer]

Come up with ways to get kicked out of Walmart! (Or any other store, shopping center, etc.)

Maybe good for a laugh or two or to kill time?

I'll start
Hide in the shelves and scare kids as they walk past.

[PrinceAlexus]

Swap all the make up section with alcohol so everyone can have beer vison.

[PillowSniffer]

Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[Rafiel_purewing]

Go inside, take off all clothing and say your a dummy.

[PillowSniffer]

Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people take their "free samples."

Go to a isle filled with people and yell as loud as you can. Then just walk through them and go into a different isle like nothing happened.

Go shopping with your mother/father/parents/whatever. When you pass an employee whisper that they're not actually your parents.

[Todd Howard]

Walk into an empty isle beside an isle you know has people in it and scream ALLAHU AKBAR

Speaking from experience; This almost got me arrested. But it was fucking hilarious

[canaryrose]

Get a box of condoms and ask if you can try them on first.

[Foster]

Start giving product advice using non-sequirters as mnemonic devices, such as the fact that a quarter-inch wood dowel will fit in your ear, but a three-eigth inch one will not (but it will fit up your nose, while a half-inch dowel will not).

And the oil based paint cans tastes funny.

Also, determining unlabeled petroleum products by scent.

[FreeElk]

Go with an equally mad friend and race each other around the shop on the trolleys.

Take all the cans out of the multi-packs (those cans that say "not to be sold separately") and move them to where all the individual cans are. Then complain loudly to other customers that the store is doing something illegal.

Take a jigsaw puzzle and, when you go to the till ask if you can have it reduced because it seems to be broken.

[Sanctus Spooki]

You can always go the classic American route, and cook Meth in the change rooms. Just show a little class, and buy* the products first. I would never advocate theft.

On that note, theft always works.

[PillowSniffer]

Start jumping on one of their beds and attempt to fall asleep until someone tells you to get off. Then yell "Hey! What are you doing here!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!"

[Sanctus Spooki]

Start jumping on one of their beds and attempt to fall asleep until someone tells you to get off. Then yell "Hey! What are you doing here!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!"

@PillowSniffer

It would work, but I feel this is more suited to Bed, Bath and Beyond. Or Sleep Country... Maybe Ikea

Instigate a food fight, liberal use of pop-can grenades.

[PillowSniffer]

Try to check people out at an empty register.

Ask a employee where the hammers are. Follow them and once you get there, take one, scream "THIS...IS...SPARTA", and start smashing everything.

[ArenaSnow]

Try to check people out at an empty register.

Ask a employee where the hammers are. Follow them and once you get there, take one, scream "THIS...IS...SPARTA", and start smashing everything.

@PillowSniffer

Yeah, this one'll do it.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Stick used gum on everything. When they ask you what you're doing: "I'm calling dibs"

[PillowSniffer]

Dress in a medieval costume, run up to an employee and yell "Quick! What year is this?!"

[Sanctus Spooki]

I... I don't think that would get you kicked out... Probably just an annoyed and tired minimum wage employee telling you something other than 2017.

Now if you walked up to them while holding some cookware, and commented on how well made their chamber-pots are maybe they would be disgusted enough to turn down a paying customer.

[PillowSniffer]

Pretend to have a heart attack, falling on the floor twitching and spasmodically clutching your heart. Pretend to pass out.
Then, right when they're on the phone with an ambulance just get up and walk away.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Go in armed and declare you're seizing the establishment in the name of the local commune, toss out the bosses, and hand it over to the employees to run.

Get SWAT'd.

[Leaves]

Kill an employee.

Did I win?