Ask the Person Below You a Question

[BrobyDDark]

Ahh, shit, really bringin' the heat with that one.

Once upon a time I joined a dragon ball z roleplay. There was a half-saiyan character named Dyix who would turn out to be a constant source of annoyance and rage towards both him, and the GM's, who constantly gave Dyix power boosts during story missions, to the point where he waw basically just the main character. Which, of course, pissed everyone but a select few off to no end.

Pro-tip: There is no singular main character in a roleplay. Everyone should be treated as equally important, if they're actively tackling issues within the setting.

As for the next person, why must you shitpost?

[Foster]

Because I still have to do my taxes.

Do you understand the way of the Clem and all things that are blorb?

[Scarescrow]

Yes. I do. With My Heart.

And how I hate you Clem, for ruining the seriousness of the spam for a post. For a moment, I thought the Spamming section had reached Nirvana.

Why Spam forum will never reach its Salvation?

[Briza]

Because Briza is a bad Briza.

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How many feet do you have?

[Exit]

The total sum of my feet is a number not greater than or equal to any multiple of 3 and not lesser than Y when Y = X _^x Y = (1^Y + Y - X^X)/Y - X

Is there anyone you've met in real life or online that made a lasting connection with you, whether that be as friends or more, and somehow lost contact with you leaving you no means of finding them again? If you could find them, would you?

[Scarescrow]

Yes. But if I can meet that person, I would pretend that I am nothing more than a stranger that most see on their way to work. Although I may turn back, clinging my hope on a surreal image of what once was, I would learn the lesson. And if that person notice me? Nice. We would chat for a moment, maybe drag each other to a karaoke and sing to the next day. But then, our way would be apart once again. Maybe, I would only watch that person from afar. Silently happy with them. Silently sad with them. Silently in everything.

Well, I just got quite emotional there. And saying nonsense again. Sorry.

Huh, let's us to continue. Whose avatar is the best in this "Ask the Person Below You a Question?"

[BrobyDDark]

Mine.

Got any upbaby?

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

Insufficient information has been provided to answer what an "upbaby" is. I cannot seem to find any uses of it in the various web based dictionaries. Perhaps that could be later elaborated on.

If you had the power to rename any one animal's species and make that the new standard for it, which would it be and why?

[Ebil Bunny]

Ooh, good question. Originally I was thinking I'd either name "cats" to "dogs" or "dogs" to "cats" to finally put an end to the cats vs dogs debate, but that'd probably just make a weirder debate over which cat is best cat. Instead, I think I'd rename bears to poohs, so Winnie the Pooh would finally make sense. Plus, it makes them sound much less intimidating. Black bear? Nope, black pooh. Grizzly bear? Nope, grizzly pooh. Panda poohs are especially cute-sounding now. I don't really have any other reasoning behind it.

For the next poster, if you could experience an event, whether real or fictional, what would it be? Think of the positives of said event and don't worry about the negatives. In this particular thought exercise, being a warhero has all the benefits of the heroic act and aftermath, without the negatives of war and psychological turmoil.

[Briza]

I would like to experience living the monastic life on Saint Catherine's Monastery, Mount Sinai, Egypt.

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How many letters are in your name?

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

My actual name contains nine letters, which seems to be a rarity, but it is a traditional name that is uncommonly found now. I suppose that comes with the territory of it being a gift bestowed upon me as a thing of purpose and motivation. Unfortunately, it seems people place all too little value on the meaning or an intent of name, so I consider myself honored to keep it with me, as ironic as it might be given my character, persona and outlook in life.

Speaking of names, in place of your true name, what name would you adopt for yourself if you can or could, why that name?

[Carlyle]

@The Harbinger of Ferocity Oh, hey, another person with a nine letter name.

Anyway, in regards to your question, I'm not exactly sure what name I would rather choose, but I do know my reasons why if I would choose a different name. Whilst I like my name, I often find myself confused when someone calls for my sister--seeing as we have similar sounding names that rhyme--thinking they were asking for me instead. It has happened vice versa as well.

Question: What is the better fruit spread: jam or jelly?

[Ebil Bunny]

I don't think I can tell the difference unless I focus on whether there're lumps or not.

Question: If you could change a rule in a sport, what sport would you change, which rule would you change and what to, and why?

[Scarescrow]

I would like to change American football. And I will only change a thing

Please just say or call it something different from "football." It is just too hard for me to identify which sport you are talking about through a screen with almost no references or hints.

Question: Do you eat omelete with soy sauce or pepper sprinkle over the surface?

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

I certainly have heard nothing of putting soy sauce upon an omelette, though from time to time pepper is much preferred. My omelettes tend to have no garnishes or sauces as it were, almost entirely devoid of anything but the eggs and the meat, but pepper is not a terrible option. I am unsure what soy sauce would do to it. It still seems like an edible suggestion at the very least.

Since we are on the matter of food, which is the least appetizing fruit and vegetable to you? Why so those?

[BrokenPromise]

I suppose my least favorite fruit would have to be the kiwi. I liked them when I was younger, but they seem to be awfully hard in the center these days. It is also one of the few fruits that you can't peel and eat by hand. It also seems hardly worth the effort, and they spoil so very fast.

Squash is my least favorite vegetable. It simply has no flavor. It's a joke in our family that my mother's cooking is so good, that she offsets her wonderful food by adding a bland squash to it, as to not spoil us.

What is one of your favorite non-computer games, and why? Do you still play it to this day?

[Majoraa]

Ah geez, I have alot of favorite console games. But if I had to choose, It'd be either the Saints Row series, or Fable 2. Those two never grow dull on me, even if I kept on playing (I still do, boiiii).

Favorite holiday?

[Exit]

When I was a kid it was Christmas. We did the whole thing. Wrote letters. Baked some cookies and put out some milk. The nights before were the longest of my life. I couldn't sleep and I was always first to wake up. I can still remember what it was like to rouse to the smell of pine and chilly morning air and stumble down stairs wrapped in my pajamas and blanket before everyone else. My parents (bless them) went out of the way to make sure that Santa was a real person. They had him "eating" the cookies and leaving his nasty finger prints all over our door knob (because our fire place was fake). He'd always leave the milk half empty (half full) and the cookies half eaten because he's probably had a couple billion by the time he got to us. They even went as far as building an entire fucking playground in our backyard while we were out. Told my siblings and I that Santa had come back after he finished delivering to build that shit. There were sleigh tracks and hoof tracks in the mud in our back yard and big ass foot prints cause Santa thick af. I clearly remember one night as a child being pissed because they got to pet Santa's reindeer and didn't wake me up. (ugh... I just wanted to touch Rudolf's fucking nose!)

Then around my early teens my parents finally told me Santa wasn't real. I was the last person to get up Christmas morning... and I was also the asshole that broke the good news to my little brother and sister.

Now that I'm older, Christmas sucks because I have to buy all of Santa's gifts and stay up to wrap and hide that shit; eat half his cookies and drink half his milk.

National Pizza Day is my new favorite holiday. Tied with National Pancake Day. Mm mm.

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Did you have nightmares as a child? What did you dream off and do you still have those same nightmares? (Speaking strictly of those experienced while unconscious.)

[Goldeagle1221]

I had nightmares, usually involving death and catastrophes. I rarely have upsetting dreams as an adult though.

Do you validate?

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

No, I do not live anywhere that requires me to pay for parking. In contrast, there is so much open space that I doubt it will ever be a realistic matter. I live far from urban sprawl for a reason - nothing but absolute disdain for cities and loathe all the needless bustling - but as a whole I cannot recall the last time I needed to receive a ticket and pay for one on land. Unless of course you mean something else entirely, a good likelihood in our age, to which I say, "Why not just ask that?"

All the same, the topic of holidays is always an amusing one. So, we now know some rationale for favorite holidays, what about least favorite ones?