PERSONNEL FILE
{ Alexander Washburn }
{ 199680 }
General Information
name:// Alexander Washburn
age:// Twenty-four
birth date:// April 12th
gender:// Male
occupation:// Florist
Biology
weight:// 196 lb
hair color:// Blonde-brown
eye color:// Blue
tattoos, scars, piercings:// He got his appendix removed. Does that count?
Psychology
personality:// Alex is the kind of person who most would see as kind of a dick. He's a shitstirrer, and he has been all his life. He is also very proud of his shitstirring skills, and puts a stupid amount of effort into keeping every joke, every insult, every single negative comment unique and interesting. He likes to think he's not too bad as a person though, because for every insult targeting someone else, he'll brutally rip into himself with even greater cruelty. Along with that, once he's decided he likes you, he'll gladly wield his insults in your defence. Only he can insult his friends, after all!
Other than that, there's not much to say. He's an unapologetic superhero fan and degenerate weeb, working in his ex-military grandfathers flower shop, being the old mans only living relative and vice-versa. The two insult each other near constantly, but in reality they are about as close as a grandparent and grandchild can be, as he'd raised Alex since he was just two years old. Unlike many people raised by veterans, Alex has a tendency to get scared quite easily. While insults tend to help him get by, it's pretty rare for him to go into an actual dangerous situation without some plan or assurance that he's either strong enough to win easily, or of an escape route he can use.
Finally, he has a bit of a smoking problem. It tends to just calm his nerves a little, letting him get past his fears and anxieties to really focus on saying something clever, or finding the right loose thread to pull.
family history://
- Anthony Washburn, Grandfather, alive, no abilities, lives above his flower shop in New York.
Miscellaneous Information
Got beat up fairly often before he was captured by Paragon, due to his mouth getting him into trouble.
Is a surprisingly talented illustrator.
He really hates those idiots who wear glasses without lenses because they think they look cool. On an unrelated note, he also despises Ryan Gosling for reasons he refuses to elaborate on.
Is a surprisingly talented illustrator.
He really hates those idiots who wear glasses without lenses because they think they look cool. On an unrelated note, he also despises Ryan Gosling for reasons he refuses to elaborate on.
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