Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Winter Star12]

Granted but your legs hurt.

I wish for all the huggles from @amorphical!

[amorphical]

Granted *huggles with a side order of hand holding.

Wish for some tentacle grape.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, a octopus force feeds you grapes.
I wish for a pool.

[Winter Star12]

Granted but there's a baby kraken in it.

I wish for popcorn and scary movies. (put me in them if you want I'll survive)

[DELETED jdl3932]

Granted, but the movies break the fourth wall and enter the real world.

I wish for Ultipotence.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. I receive said Ultipotence, and you are left with student loan debt.
I wish for happiness.

[amorphical]

Granted, however my yandere keeps me away from sharing it.
I wish I was a twin.

[Winter Star12]

Granted you and your twin get intense snuggles from me.

I wish for cute, fluffy bunnies that are little puff balls.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. The world is now filled with killer Bunnies of Caerbannog!
I wish for more friends!

[Winter Star12]

Granted but they were killed by the killer bunnies and the killer from the horror movie that broke the 4th wall.

I want to pet a cheetah kitten.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. As you pet the cheetah kitten, the cheetah mother tears out your throat.
I wish for a portal gun!

[Winter Star12]

Granted but you constantly get yourself stuck in loops which for me personally is really funny to watch.

I wish to meet royalty.

[amorphical]

Granted! I am called royalty, nice to meet you.

I wish I could see @Winter Star12 eye roll my wish mod.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. She appears in front of you for a brief moment, long enough to roll her eyes, and steal your wallet.
I wish for more kitties!

[Hellion]

Granted, although the rate of multiplication is too much to contain and the earth is suddenly taken over my feline.

I wish for a Terminator unit that will run errands and do chores without trying to kill me.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. It completes your chores, runs all your errands, and completely takes over your life, making you dead to the world, a prisoner in your basement.
I wish for more bacon.

[Winter Star12]

Granted you're crushed by 100 tons of bacon. There are worse ways to go

I wish to be a Earthbender.

[Mogget]

You can only bend pebbles.

I wish I could never sleep.

[Winter Star12]

Granted but you slowly go insane from lack of sleep.

I wish that I could be even a slight bit beautiful.

[amorphical]

Granted in the eye of the beholder, me you are beautiful!
I wish people knew no animals were harmed in the making of this post.