[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Lord Wraith]

@Sep's becoming polis? Of all the stupid, ridiculous things that's happened in Scotland these last few years, this is the one that's making me seriously consider emigrating.

As an aside Dinah wont be joining the Silver Surfer slugfest. It's to early in her developmental stage for her to jump in something of that magnitude yet.

@BlackSam3091

Canada has a pretty dumb Prime Minister.

[An Outsider]

@Sep For all of one post so far, but yeah.

[Sep]

For anyone wanting to catch Iris, don't. There'll be an opening soon.

[Enarr]

@Sep, y'know, I have really mixed feelings towards the police force. The only time I ever contacted the police for help, they told me I had no rights on account of being a minor. Assholes. I still remember the guy who said it. Anyhow, the experience has simultaneously obliterated my scant respect for the local police and made me flip-flop on whether I should join the police.

EDIT: God knows they're probably not of much use to anyone else in a position resembling what my own had been.

EDIT 2: This of course has nothing to do with whatever force you're training to join.

[Byrd Man]

@Sep, y'know, I have really mixed feelings towards the police force. The only time I ever contacted the police for help, they told me I had no rights on account of being a minor. Assholes. I still remember the guy who said it. Anyhow, the experience has simultaneously obliterated my scant respect for the local police and made me flip-flop on whether I should join the police.

EDIT: God knows they're probably not of much use to anyone else in a position resembling what my own had been.

EDIT 2: This of course has nothing to do with whatever force you're training to join.

@Nightrunner

Sep and Nightrunner out here protecting our streets?

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[ErsatzEmperor]

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Sep and Nightrunner out here protecting our streets?

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@Byrd Man

I'm honestly surprised they still bother with having police in Scotland.

[Enarr]

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Sep and Nightrunner out here protecting our streets.

@Byrd Man

Yeah. We only protect RPers. Everyone else can go to hell.

EDIT: The only way to ensure your salvation is to POOOOST.

[Lord Wraith]

So you're not really protecting the streets so much so as a lot of basements.

[Enarr]

So you're not really protecting the streets so much so as a lot of basements.

@Lord Wraith

Well, our particular precinct has ties to the Doom Patrol and the Invisibles. We go from basement to basement using an asexually generated descendant of Danny the Street named Devin the Hallway.

[mickilennial]

So you're not really protecting the streets so much so as a lot of basements.

@Lord Wraith

Sir. I own my own house.

[Lord Wraith]

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Sir. I own my own house.

@Inkarnate

Does it have a basement?

[mickilennial]

Does it have a basement?

@Lord Wraith

That isn't important. There is nothing down there but a bathroom and laundry-utility room! I write from the living room!

[Lord Wraith]

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That isn't important. There is nothing down there but a bathroom and laundry-utility room! I write from the living room!

@Inkarnate

But where does Sloth write...

Oh wait.

[mickilennial]

But where does Sloth write...

@Lord Wraith

From his room in his mother's house in Pennslyvania?

Sloth has never lived with me, my guy. If he did I'd force him to post a lot more often.

[Lord Wraith]

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From his room in his mother's house in Pennslyvania?

Sloth has never lived with me, my guy. If he did I'd force him to post a lot more often.

@Inkarnate

I know but I kind of consider you guys like roommates. He's the Ernie to your Bert!

[Enarr]

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That isn't important. There is nothing down there but a bathroom and laundry-utility room! I write from the living room!

@Inkarnate

I could never focus posting from my living room.

[mickilennial]

I could never focus posting from my living room.

@Nightrunner

That's because you don't own your living room.

[An Outsider]

@ErsatzEmperor Mostly we keep them for situations like this.

[HenryJonesJr]

My house doesn’t have a basement, thank you very much

[Enarr]

My house doesn’t have a basement, thank you very much

@HenryJonesJr

Maybe not, but I'm pretty sure that your heart is still in "the" basement.