*grumbles and reattaches self at the waist* You and that god forsaken bat Spriggs...do you have any idea how long it takes to properly reattach all of the vertebrae in my spine? Thats not even counting the ones that were forced out of place by the trauma caused by the bat.
While I don't argue that, I like having my organs and bones in place. I mean sure they're harvest from the people that fall prey to the cult of shade, but by god I worked hard to get my small group of followers to find me suitable parts to create a flesh vassal, and I wanna keep it for as long was I can.
DAMMIT SPRIGGS!! Now I have to use the spare! *rips a screaming child from a pocket dimension and possess it* Jacque: *has disappeared from this dimension* *stuck in the body of a 6 year old child* Of all the indignities I'm forced to put up with. This is by far one of the worst.
*squirming futility* Release me! I may look like a child but I am still a being of immense power! I've laid waste to countless realms! Spoken in tongues that would destroy your psyche upon hearing a single syllable! I am destruction without equal! *voice sounds squeaky during the entire rant*
*child body hangs limp as my spirit ebbs out* Oh COME ON! You mean human children are too fragile to endure a single blow to the head!? The old body took ,like, five of those! *looks around for something to posses, then sees a chipmunk* Oh hell no. *floats in a random direction in search of a new body*