[OOC] Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

[MonsieurShade]

*looks at the whale, then at Spriggs* Hrm....*weighs my options* Wait! *fingersnap* how about I possess something endangered? I've got an idea! *disappears in a flash of light*

[Lexzah]

*watches* Aren't the blues almost endangered? *Tilts head*

[Spriggs27]

* Watches Shade like a hawk *

[MonsieurShade]

*A note lands on Lex's head stating that whales are too boring*
*a portal opens up, spewing snow everywhere* I'm baaaaaack~ *has taken the body of a snow leopard and am using telepathy to speak* Had to go all the way to the freakin mountains of Himalaya for this thing. It'll hopefully suffice until I can convince SOMEONE to stop wrecking my human bodies.
Jacque: *appears out of a dimensional rift* Yo' we're baa..*notices the slain bodies, the blood covered Spriggs, and a large snow leopard*..aaand what the fuck happened while I was away?

[Lexzah]

Rachel: *Appears out of the rift behind Jacque* .......You are surprised? Cause I'm not.

*Eats the note then jumps on Shade and huggles him with a squeaky sound*

[MonsieurShade]

*pries Lex off with an annoyed growl* Hey, I know I look like an over grown plush-
Jacque: Or a rug in waiting.
Or a rug in w-HEY FUCK YOU! *sighs heavily* But there's still a man under all this fluff.
Jacque: A depraved, mentally ill man.
I will maul you.

[Lexzah]

*Makes a sad puppy face when is pried off, sniffing*

Rachel: A snow leopard rug would be nice for the house!...if I had a house.

Oh time to go to work.
Talk to you al later!

[Spriggs27]

* Spriggs crushes the snow leapord's head in with a single strike again with metal bat *

[MonsieurShade]

Manō: *grips the bat just before impact*
See? Atleast SOMEONE looks out for me!
Jacque: Probably because he doesn't realize you're a prick.

[Spriggs27]

* Spriggs uses foot on Snow Tiger Shade's crotch *

[MonsieurShade]

*yelps and drops to the floor* Why must you torment me Spriggs? What've I done to deserve this?
Jacque: Lets see, you've bearhugged her, tried to eat her with a spoon, thrown various items at her, tried hitting her with various items, and just recently tried to give her the same treatment that tentacle monsters give japanese school girls.
Who the shit asked you to keep track!
Manō: *pokes Shade with a stick*

[Spriggs27]

Also I'm Sadistic as Fuck Hiyaa * Spriggs starts to punch Snow tiger in the crotch repeatedly * I'm murdering your offspring

[MonsieurShade]

*snaps and turns on Spriggs* FUCK OFF *claws up your face and storms off mumbling something about being too old for this shit*
Jacque: *heavy sigh* You two have deep seated issues. *throws Spriggs a box of gauze and some hydrogen peroxide *
Manō: *taps Jacque and makes several gestures*
Jacque: Y'know...it kinda does remind me of kismestitude. Only with less affection and a hell of a lot more violence...

[Lexzah]

Rachel: Well I for one am rather enjoying this, want some popcorn love?

[Spriggs27]

* Puts Lexzah in a box in the corner *

[Lexzah]

*Sad face*
................Ah well, was going to bed anyways *Sleeps in the box*

[Spriggs27]

* Laughs since Lexah doesn't get the Dirty dancing referance *

[Lexzah]

Nope I really don't. You mean this isn't a cardboard box?

[MonsieurShade]

*banging head against the wall* Nac, yer' killing me here man...

[NacNak]

so tired...... will make post...... is sorry...... *yawns while rubbing eye's* been running around all day..... not fun....