[OOC] Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

[Byrd Man]

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That'll be one of those weird factoids that gets spread on the internet.

"Did you know Prime Minister Morden Man and Rwandan Secret-Nuclear-Engineer-Police Commandant Evan "The Cat" used to write goofy BS Communism Fan-Fic together with a bunch of now homeless Midwesterners?"

@Vilageidiotx

Hopefully I'll be added to the list as "failed presidential assassin."

[Vilageidiotx]

Tried to take out President Trump during his fifth term in office using an Assassin's Creed outfit, but was caught because he had the soundtrack of aforementioned game playing out-loud on his phone. Managed to flee for shelter in the British Embassy thanks to his shady Communism Fan-Fic ties with PM Morden Man.

[Byrd Man]

I'd like to think I'd be bumping "My Shot" from Hamilton if I were to ever take part in an assassination.

[Pepperm1nts]

If we become homeless we should set up a hippie commune and just live in harmony with nature.

[Vilageidiotx]

If we become homeless we should set up a hippie commune and just live in harmony with nature.

@Pepperm1nts

The difference between that and being homeless is that you kinda gotta know how to build huts out of shit and how to plant crops. How many people here got agricultural experience aside from the helping in Grandma's garden variety?

[Pepperm1nts]

I mean, if we go homeless suddenly, we'd all have some money saved up, I assume. Just not enough for a house or apartment. So we could probably put what little money we have left together and buy ourselves Big Macs for a few months until we figure out farming.

[Vilageidiotx]

I mean, if we go homeless suddenly, we'd all have some money saved up, I assume. Just not enough for a house or apartment. So we could probably put what little money we have left together and buy ourselves Big Macs for a few months until we figure out farming.

@Pepperm1nts

They'll find us dead with a bunch of half-eaten Big Macs planted in the ground nearby.

I guess Googer has biology experience though. He can tell the plants to chlorophyll for us.

[Byrd Man]

If you can kill deer with presidential facts and trivia, then I'll eat like a king in the wilderness.

[Vilageidiotx]

I've killed a deer before.

But hunting sucks. You have to get up early, then sit around and do nothing in particular in the cold. And if that isn't working, you have to walk up hills and shit. And you don't get paid for any of it. Plus I'm not sure commune hippies get to hunt.

You know, if I hadn't been raised in a redneck Missouri environment, I'm pretty sure i'd be completely incapable of doing any gun-stuff in RP's at all. It'd be some Bollywood shit.

[Byrd Man]

Getting up early and the cold and all that shit is why I was always more of a fishing guy growing up. You just cast your rod and read a book while you wait. Or at least that's how I fish.

[Pepperm1nts]

I'm a city boy so I've never been out in the wild. I held a handgun once. Never fired anything though.

[Vilageidiotx]

I'm a city boy so I've never been out in the wild. I held a handgun once. Never fired anything though.

@Pepperm1nts

My father used to make guns as a hobby when he was my age, so I've had some experience with that sort of thing growing up. But I like old shit, so I always thought his muskets were cooler than the semi-autos. Never fucked with an Fully-Automatic of any sort though.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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That'll be one of those weird factoids that gets spread on the internet.

"Did you know Prime Minister Morden Man and Rwandan Secret-Nuclear-Engineer-Police Commandant Evan "The Cat" used to write goofy BS Communism Fan-Fic together with a bunch of now homeless Midwesterners?"

@Vilageidiotx

We'll become like the West Point class of whatever-year. You know the one that produced fucking fifty five-star generals and a president.

[Pepperm1nts]

Aaron already looks like Jesus so we could probably start a cult if we wanted to, too.

[Dinh AaronMk]

@Pepperm1nts

I'll wear orange robes and try to become the next wanna-be Allan Watts.

[Pepperm1nts]

If we put the opera post between two hard covers, we'll have our own bible. And like the real thing, no one will read it, so no worrying about anyone realizing it's not a religious text.

[Vilageidiotx]

If you put all of PoW together into a series of Holy Texts we might just be able to outdo the Hindus.

Albeit I can't imagine what lesson you could glean from any of it.

[Dinh AaronMk]

If you put all of PoW together into a series of Holy Texts we might just be able to outdo the Hindus.

Albeit I can't imagine what lesson you could glean from any of it.

@Vilageidiotx

"Drop LSD"

[Vilageidiotx]

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"Drop LSD"

@Dinh AaronMk

The Ten Commandments of PoW

1: Thou shalt worship Communism and have no other system before it.
2: Thou shalt do drugs.
3: Thou shalt forget Florida, but remember it all the time too.
4: Remember esoteric geo-politics and keep it holy.
5: Honor thy treaties and negotiations, but only for a few days or so.
6: If thou must kill, do it in a really spectacular way.
7: Thou shalt fornicate if thou art of African birth.
8: If thou shalt change nations, be confusing and nonsensical about it and end up not posting anyway.
9: Thou shalt not infringe upon Chinese claims or, you know... just don't do that.
10: post fggt

[Pepperm1nts]

I'm going straight to hell, which I assume is MCF.