[OOC] Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

[ERode]

@SporkoBug@flux@Estylwen

All three battle collabs updated. One can say that Matthias is lit, because he’s sure as hell bringing in the heat now!

…except for White Pine. That’s a slow cook.

[SporkoBug]

HEHEHEH
Added to the collabs as well uwu

RIP Emu. Haast is going to have a vendetta against the Order now.
Thought of what Gyft Mia has, it's a basic teleporting thing but it makes her very sick; Doctor gave her an Enhancer so she could save him if needed and now she's really sick.

Also uh oh, Glade's temporarily blind uwu

[ERode]

>joins in on an alliance to punch someone in the face
>surprised when they get punched back

Make it make sense???

But yes, this is great. Matthias needs more enemies.

[SporkoBug]

Also don't worry about the body clean up after everything, lets just say the crows will handle it.

[ERode]

Naw. Let it all burn.

[The Savant]

[LanaStorm]

Each truck load of corpses deliver to Noc Noc burg is 1 wealth.

[The Savant]

Each truck load of corpses deliver to Noc Noc burg is 1 wealth.

@LanaStorm

Which means, on average, that would be 145 (1 lbs) noc noc patties produced as well.

[Estylwen]

Whyyyy do you knoooow thaaaaat.

[The Savant]

Whyyyy do you knoooow thaaaaat.

@Estylwen

Because... bones only typically count for 20-25 pounds of the body weight. SO if you say the average human is 165 pounds and minus 20-25 pounds. Then you have 145-ish pounds. To make burger you need muscle and fat. Healthy humans contain both. Meaning, we would get 145 (1 lbs) burger.

I know this because I used to play a serial killer cannibal in a dystopian world. His name was Bobo Del Rey. I did a lot of fucked up research for that character.

[Estylwen]

[The Savant]

@Estylwen

Don't cry. Soylant Green should know this.

I mean... they would never use humans as a food source so they would be completely oblivious to that information. Noc noc patties are definitely ethically resourced and not from orphan children or war aftermath casualties.

[SporkoBug]

The crows might get to them first though, the Morrigan always watches.

[The Savant]

The crows might get to them first though, the Morrigan always watches.

@SporkoBug

You don't think Soylant Green always watching? You delusional. BUT Soylant and the Noc Noc Corporation WOULD NEVER have access to all public cameras. They would never make them "Not work" at times where they needed to go check out... nothing. At all.

[ERode]

Soylant Green hasn't even existed for the last couple of rounds. She may as well have gotten replaced by Soylant Red.

[SporkoBug]

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You don't think Soylant Green always watching? You delusional. BUT Soylant and the Noc Noc Corporation WOULD NEVER have access to all public cameras. They would never make them "Not work" at times where they needed to go check out... nothing. At all.

@The Savant

I mean surely they can share. The crows need to eat.

[The Savant]

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I mean surely they can share. The crows need to eat.

@SporkoBug

Sharing is caring and soylant green don't care as long as capitalism flourishes.

All jokes aside, I doubt they could get to all of that mess 😂 or would want to.

[SporkoBug]

Ethereal ever hungry Crows would be more than happy to eat anything but yeah, I'm sure some sharing can and probably will happen ahaha.

[LanaStorm]

Can't wait for a noc noc webb burger.

[ERode]

Bro is six. Leave him aloneeeee.