Which spammer would win the hungry games

[Doivid]

why do I feel like all the people claiming to be the ones with advantages would die right away.

You can feel as prepared as you like but you only really know how you'll act in these kind of situations once you get out there. I know survival skills count for a lot, but it's not just about that.

Plus it depends on whether the game will include the same functions that force people into confrontations as the actual HG did.

[Kill Bones]

Hungry games

That's the one with the hippos right

Nah, I'm rubbish at that

[Giygas]

We should so do spam hunger games as one of those spam games where you guys say your action and I say what happens and there's a map and everything.

[Firehawk]

I don't recall the Rabbits and Wolf game ever really working out that well. Nor the Code Geass one.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Doivid said
why do I feel like all the people claiming to be the ones with advantages would die right away.You can feel as prepared as you like but you only really know how you'll act in these kind of situations once you get out there. I know survival skills count for a lot, but it's not just about that.Plus it depends on whether the game will include the same functions that force people into confrontations as the actual HG did.

I claimed I would die right away so clearly I will be the winner.

[Awson]

There's only one way to truely answer this.

[idlehands]

Kill Bones said
Hungry gamesThat's the one with the hippos rightNah, I'm rubbish at that

I had one of those as a kid. I remember snapping my little sister's fingers with it and making her cry.

[Vordak]

I would show everybody my big wiggly middle finger and then commit sepuku. Of all you filthy mortals, clinging to life, none will be able to compare to my everlasting glory.

:D

[Vordak]

sorry

[Antarctic Termite]

I could
IDK
Potentially work up the balls to commit suicide before anyone gets to me? I'm surprised Peeta/Katniss were the first to try, if they really were (doubt it). Anyway, I'd be kind of stuck there since I'd pussy out on the Cornucopia and then I wouldn't be able to do anything because I definitely wouldn't have the determination to do it without a neat sharp tool, although there is an edible plant guide you get access to beforehand, so I could figure out what's toxic and go out messily that way (again, I'd be surprised if no Tribute ever tried that). Maybe I could snuggle up to some sponsor and get sent an excessively concentrated dose of heroin to make it easier but there's no way in hell the Game Masters would let that through.
tl;dr: at least the prior banquets in the capitol were good

[Cpt Toellner]

Drakel said
But can you do that AND cook?? I can :)

I severely doubt you have even killed and cleaned an animal.

I would wander, never setting down for more than 3 hours, breaking up sleeping. I would want to get with Dervs, initiate a death pact, and hunt down all you fools who think you can bad down without getting fucked with by the arena effects.

[idlehands]

I think it would be a close call between Dervish and Toellner. Both have military training, both are intelligent, healthy young men and both make their home in rugged country with a harsh climate. They could both survive off the land, though I think Dervish could gain more popular audience support but I think Toellner would be more ruthless with eliminating his competition. It would end with a show down between them.

[Cpt Toellner]

I also want to say something to all of you focusing on cooking; this will be a rather short romp in this arena, with only one of us making it out alive, odds are not that great for anyone. I would not focus so much on cooking, as I would drinking water, I would not be above eating raw meat if it gave me more time to keep an eye out and it prevented it me from starting a fire. I'm sure the capitol also has the technology to prevent any disease I might catch as well, once out of the arena.

[Dervish]

Toellner, we're totally going to be Careers.

[Doivid]

idlehands said
I think it would be a close call between Dervish and Toellner. Both have military training, both are intelligent, healthy young men and both make their home in rugged country with a harsh climate. They could both survive off the land, though I think Dervish could gain more popular audience support but I think Toellner would be more ruthless with eliminating his competition. It would end with a show down between them.

Thats okay I like being underestimated.

[Cpt Toellner]

Dervish said
Toellner, we're totally going to be Careers.

Like I said, a death pact. But no one else gets in our group, we stick together, any other person is a liability. We also stay mobile, and destroy any resources we don't use ourselves. Play the other kids against another, make them afraid, make them sloppy.

At the end, we face off like men, and give the people the show they want.

[Derpestein]

Cpt Toellner said
Like I said, a death pact. But no one else gets in our group, we stick together, any other person is a liability. We also stay mobile, and destroy any resources we don't use ourselves. Play the other kids against another, make them afraid, make them sloppy.At the end, we face off like men, and give the people the show they want.

Then I'd come in as the underdog with no training whatsoever and somehow kill you both.

Because PLOT!

[Drakel]

Cpt Toellner said
I severely doubt you have even killed and cleaned an animal.

You'll be shocked about a lot that people did and didn't do in their lives. :p

Than again your other points are right, this isn't just some survival match as much as it is people going to the more darker choices that have to be made to win. Stabbing others in the back, poison, traps and even just cold blooded to warm blooded murder are all also factors... some people can do, others people can't and mainly it's all about the choice to lose one's morals to win and survive against others who probably done the same thing as well to kill you.

But by far I'm not going to say that I'd survive till the end, you'd be right if you said that that would be absurd. I'm just that I might survive a good sum of time if we all do the "Wait and survive till someone dies off" thing more so than the actual combat aspect...

In truth though I do believe it would be Dervs to be the last man standing from it all. Either him or Walker, who I know also had some training in certain weapon usage and even crafts his own when given the proper materials.

EDIT: Another forgotten factor to take into consideration is that I highly doubt they allow guns in the Hunger Games... So that just adds more of a loss to most people who are used to only such. :/

[Cpt Toellner]

Derpestein said Because PLOT!

Pretty much this.

[Drakel]

Cpt Toellner said
Pretty much this.

True...