[OOC] Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
I don't know man, between the ghoul teams, Underworld Ghouls' got "The Ferryman". I didn't think much about him at first, but the guy manages to single handily take out the entire DC Mutants on his own. Not to mention the Relic Hunter. Granted, she's actually not all that great, but she's a fan favorite. I don't know anyone else who could do that without some serious firepower. Well, cept the Novac Dinosaurs. But he's human. I think.

Know who I wanna see get stomped this year? The Little Lamplighters. Little pricks never try to play the game right, always trying to spike the other team's bottles, I swear one of the little fuckwads tried to hack the scoreboard last year.
I almost feel bad for the Anchoridge Patriots, they don't have anybody to play for practice, not like they need it though. Prime is the tallest player in the League, ain't nobody stupid enough to sign up to play against him.
...You ever stop to think that we have way too many teams in like, 5 states?

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
Know who I wanna see get stomped this year? The Little Lamplighters. Little pricks never try to play the game right, always trying to spike the other team's bottles, I swear one of the little fuckwads tried to hack the scoreboard last year.I almost feel bad for the Anchoridge Patriots, they don't have anybody to play for practice, not like they need it though. Prime is the tallest player in the League, ain't nobody stupid enough to sign up to play against him. ...You ever stop to think that we have way too many teams in like, 5 states?

Hey, my money is on the Freeside kings. Uh huh.

[Lucius Cypher]

The Irish Tree said
Know who I wanna see get stomped this year? The Little Lamplighters. Little pricks never try to play the game right, always trying to spike the other team's bottles, I swear one of the little fuckwads tried to hack the scoreboard last year.I almost feel bad for the Anchoridge Patriots, they don't have anybody to play for practice, not like they need it though. Prime is the tallest player in the League, ain't nobody stupid enough to sign up to play against him. ...You ever stop to think that we have way too many teams in like, 5 states?

Shit, the only reason those Lamplighters are even in the game is because the Game Makers feel the need for a "Little people team". Can't even play a fair game against them thought, too many odds stacked in their favors. Anyways, I heard the Anchoridge Patriots are going to trade Prime with the DC Paladins, while they send some others to the DC Outcasts. If that happens, only the West Cost Enclave have a chance at beating the DC Paladins, and they only got a one trick pony.

And never stop to think Irish. Never. Stop.

Freeshooter92 said
Hey, my money is on the Freeside kings. Uh huh.

Eh, as much as I like the Freeside Kings, they only have underdog charm. Put them against the Vegas Houses and it's a no brainer who's going to win. That being said, for all the shit people talk about the Red Canyon Khans, they're actually pretty well stocked.

[Freeshooter92]

Eh, the Khans are way to blazed to really have a chance of winning. Now, the Big MT. Lobotomites, that's the ultimate in brawn.

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
And never stop to think Irish. Never. Stop.

K.
Also, anybody got info on these..."Zeta Invaders"? I mean, they've been listed for a while...but I don't have any data on them.
Looks like they have a mix-match team though...they got some pretty angry looking man in...Samurai armor? That can't be regulation Nukabowl gear.

[Lucius Cypher]

Can't argue with that. Most of them are dumber than handful of scrap, but they got some clever-if-crazy minds thinking for them. They're what made the Sierra Ghosts and the Mohave Cazadores into the power houses they are now. But in the end, it all goes back to one guy, just one dude who was there for it all...

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
Can't argue with that. Most of them are dumber than handful of scrap, but they got some clever-if-crazy minds thinking for them. They're what made the Sierra Ghosts and the Mohave Cazadores into the power houses they are now. But in the end, it all goes back to one guy, just one dude who was there for it all...

You talking about that "Ulysses" guy? The guy who coached a shit-ton of the All-Star Teams? Dudes a legend.
Wait...you can't mean that guy who got a concussion last season...right? That uh...fuck, what was he? The Towelboy? Didn't he singlehandedly work his way to 1st draft of a lot of team lists? ...Fuck, what was his name again?

[Freeshooter92]

What, the courier? that guy's bullshit! how can one guy stand a chance against whole teams so consistently?! is it even legal?

[Lucius Cypher]

The Irish Tree said
K.Also, anybody got info on these..."Zeta Invaders"? I mean, they've been listed for a while...but I don't have any data on them.Looks like they have a mix-match team though...they got some pretty angry looking man in...Samurai armor? That can't be regulation Nukabowl gear.

I dunno, I think it's one of those "Anything goes" regulations that only gets applied in unique cases. I mean, Canaan Horses has this one dude who looks like a mummy, but he's up there with the Arizona Legionaries captain for brutal efficiency. Hell, if it weren't for the Arizona Legionaries, the Zion White Legs would be the "Scattered to the wind" White Legs. Eh, it's only a matter of time now I guess. Once that happens I'd be more worried about the Hopeville Wild Men.

Freeshooter92 said
What, the courier? that guy's bullshit! how can one guy stand a chance against whole teams so consistently?! is it even legal?

I don't know man, he's got contacts with all the teams int he league. Not that he needs them, but still, with allies that diverse, it wouldn't be surprised if he made the rules to play himself.

The Irish Tree said
You talking about that "Ulysses" guy? The guy who coached a shit-ton of the All-Star Teams? Dudes a legend.Wait...you can't mean that guy who got a concussion last season...right? That uh...fuck, what was he? The Towelboy? Didn't he singlehandedly work his way to 1st draft of a lot of team lists? ...Fuck, what was his name again?

That's the one. The other guy, the courier, kinda of a wild card, but he's up there too.

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
What, the courier? that guy's bullshit! how can one guy stand a chance against whole teams so consistently?! is it even legal?

Heard he single handedly beat down the entire Legion team just to get a shot at The Tops' QB. Heard the poor fucker pissed his pants before he ran as fast as he could. Heard the Courier was building his own team too, lotta star players wanna get in on it too. Raul from the Vaqueros, Lily from the Black mountain Hitchhikers, Boone from the Dinosaurs, Ganon from the Followers, ED-E from the Primm Buffalos, Cass from the Whiskey Roses, and even The Kings' star Reciever. Guy's a mountain of charisma, dunno if he'll be able to go head-to-head with the Wanderer though, guy beat every damn Enclave team with the Paladins.

[Pyromania99]

What are you all talking about?

[Freeshooter92]

I have created a monster...

[The Irish Tree]

Pyromania99 said
What are you all talking about?

Skyrim with guns.

[Lucius Cypher]

The Irish Tree said
Heard he single handedly beat down the entire Legion team just to get a shot at The Tops' QB. Heard the poor fucker pissed his pants before he ran as fast as he could. Heard the Courier was building his own team too, lotta star players wanna get in on it too. Raul from the Vaqueros, Lily from the Black mountain Hitchhikers, Boone from the Dinosaurs, Ganon from the Followers, ED-E from the Primm Buffalos, Cass from the Whiskey Roses, and even The Kings' star Reciever. Guy's a mountain of charisma, dunno if he'll be able to go head-to-head with the Wanderer though, guy beat every damn Enclave team with the Paladins.

Shit, that'll be the day, huh? I heard the Wanderer pretty much wiped out the entire Pitt Trogs himself. Not that they were much to talk about to begin with, but still, that purge man. I'm more scared of one of his bigger buddies though, and I'm not just talking about the Ferryman. You ever heard of that one guy who was scouted near the Lamplighters? Everyone thought he was with the DC mutants but moved in with the Underworld Ghouls. But he didn't join them, just the Wanderer. And I'm sort of glad he did, next to Prime, that guy's the biggest, meanest sonavabitch who could mow down entire teams with a hard glare.

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
Skyrim with guns.

Essentially the worst way to describe it, but it gets the point across.

[Pyromania99]

The Irish Tree said
Skyrim with guns.

Oh, Fallout.

[Fallenreaper]

Pyromania99 said
What are you all talking about?

*hugs you since I'm not the only one lost in this conversation....*

[Lucius Cypher]

Pyromania99 said
What are you all talking about?

Or Oblivion with a green-wash and enough littering to make an Indian cry.

[Freeshooter92]

Lucius Cypher said
Shit, that'll be the day, huh? I heard the Wanderer pretty much wiped out the entire Pitt Trogs himself. Not that they were much to talk about to begin with, but still, that purge man. I'm more scared of one of his bigger buddies though, and I'm not just talking about the Ferryman. You ever heard of that one guy who was scouted near the Lamplighters? Everyone thought he was with the DC mutants but moved in with the Underworld Ghouls. But he didn't join them, just the Wanderer. And I'm sort of glad he did, next to Prime, that guy's the biggest, meanest sonavabitch who could mow down entire teams with a hard glare.

The courier got shot in the head and it just made him angrier. Sonuvabitch killed the biggest damn deathclaw I've ever seen and bolted it's hand to his arm, and on top of that, the dudes the most brilliant scientist in the world.

[Pyromania99]

Fallenreaper said
*hugs you since I'm not the only one lost in this conversation....*

*reciprocates hug* It's okay, I only have a gist of what they're saying.