[OOC] Persona - The True Self

[SwordfishKnight]

i have no feelings good or bad about the thing the thing is only neutral to me

[Amaterasu]

Reason for my cr@ppy post today:


Also, WOOOOOO 100th page on OOC!

[EnterTheHero]

Reason for my cr@ppy post today:


Also, WOOOOOO 100th page on OOC!

@Amaterasu

*waves pom-poms*

[Leolycan]

@Diabolicalrhapsody

Yoshida Book Café

3/5/2015

Before Masa's mind could slip away to that dark place, an unfamiliar voice rang out beside him, causing Masa to startle slightly in his seat. He couldn't remember how long he had been zoning out, but it seemed like the activity was picking up further into the establishment. As his vision turned to the source of the voice, he'd see the unfamiliar female beside his table.

"... I-" Pausing for a moment, Masa couldn't really think of anything to say. It was one thing to address someone who noticed him doing something foolish, it was another to notice someone who just... Well noticed him. Unable to help but feel slightly embarrassed, Masa shook his head free of the foolish notions as he reverted by to his distant self, "No. Nothing I can think of..." This was harder than it was before. Used to he could shut people out no problem, but since Shizuka and Gen- well it wasn't that easy anymore. A subtle smile formed on his face as he nodded his head in her direction, "Surprise me."

@Leolycan

Wasn't ignoring ya, bud.

[Sen]

ofc Sword takes the 100th page post. Typical.

[Flood]

*insert airhorn noises here*
I would only count this as our 50th OOC page. The other 50 is just shitposting. Isn't that right @SwordfishKnight?

[itano123]

someone mention shitposting?

[SwordfishKnight]

*insert airhorn noises here*
I would only count this as our 50th OOC page. The other 50 is just shitposting. Isn't that right @SwordfishKnight?

@floodtalon

You're dipping into dark powers you wish not touch.

[EnterTheHero]

someone mention shitposting?

@itano123

ITANO

WHY

[itano123]

<Snipped quote by itano123>

ITANO

WHY

@EnterTheHero

never forget

remembered I had chav like clothes.
then i remembered i sat like a chav throughout highschool.
then i realised i do shitty edits.

Hider

i might make another ver

@itano123

don't stop me now

Hider

Can do more will do more

@itano123

[SwordfishKnight]

I shall forgive the trespass of wanting to summon me this time. Shall it happen again I shall unleash unholy hell upon this OOC.

[itano123]

god speed my friend god speed

[Flood]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little neckbeard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in shitposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on BestOf, and I have over 300 confirmed Quality Posts. I am trained in conservative butthurt and I’m the top helvetica in the entire complainpire. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision complaining the likes of which has never been seen before on this Reddit, mark my fucking [confirmed novel]. You think you can get away with circlejerking that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, neckbeard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of CBers across SRS-lite and your dox are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, neckbeard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking spoken unkindly of, neckbeard. I can be in any subreddit, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed vote brigading, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Complainpire-Fempire Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Reddit, you little neckbeard. If only you could have known what unholy [EFFORT POSTS] your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking hand from jerking your dick. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn neckbeard. I will shit vitriolic complaining all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bemoaned, neckbeard.

Come at me.

[SwordfishKnight]

OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' SAY ABOUT ME, YA STUPID GIT? I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATID TOP A' MY CLASS IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, 'N I'VE BEEN IN A BUNCHA SECRIT RAIDZ ON DEM FILFIE 'UMIES, 'N I HAS OVER 300 A DEIR TEEF TA PROVE IT. I'M TRAINED IN THE ART A' STEALF 'N I'M DA BEST AT DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUSS ANOTHER CAN T'SCRAP. I'LL WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE DA WARBOSS, YA LIST'NIN'? YA THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WIV CALLIN' ME A GROT IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAH? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OUR GOBS, I'M CALLIN' ALL MY INFILTRA'A'S ACROSS ALL A' ORKDOM 'N DEY'S 'UNTIN' YA RIGHT NOW, SO YOU BESS' PREPARE FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'LL RID YA UH' DAT PUNY LI' L FING YOU CALL A LIFE. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD, YA GROT. I'Z EVERYWHERE 'N EVERYTIME ALL AT ONCE, 'N I'Z CAN KILL YA 700 TIMES WIFOUT EVEN USIN' A SHOOTA. NOT ONLY DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANT AND BLOW YOUR TINY 'EAD INTO SO MANY BITS YOU WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'M THROU WIF' YOU. IT'Z A SHAME YOU 'AD NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF WAAAAGH YOUR SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YOU INTO, YOU'DA CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT INSTEAD! BUT YOU DI'N'T, AN' YOU'S FIXIN TA PAY THE PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'LL SHOOT YA SO 'ARD YOU'LL DROWN IN DAKKA. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD.

[itano123]

not even accurate
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from Warakuma High, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret investigations on the Mirror World, and I have over 300 confirmed shadow kills. I am trained in persona warfare and I’m the top persona-user in the entire Warakuma Investigation Team. You are nothing to me but just another shadow. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this town, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of persona-users across Warakuma and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my persona. Not only am I extensively trained in Farming, but I have access to the entire persona compendium of the velvet room and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Japan, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Maragidyne all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Flood]

I regret nothing.

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

[itano123]

[EnterTheHero]

I am... concerned.

[Takaru]

I am... concerned.

@EnterTheHero

Oh, there's no need for that.

We've got enough popcorn for everyone.

[EnterTheHero]

<Snipped quote by EnterTheHero>

Oh, there's no need for that.

We've got enough popcorn for everyone.

@Takaru

Okay, then. Crisis averted.

EDIT: POST #2000!