ATTENTION THIS IS NOW SLAV SQUAT RP NO OTHER OPTIONS.
Boris-The Squatting Corner
Boris looked around at his comrades. They were all squatting, same as him. They all had Adidas tracksuits, same as him. They all wore fancy shoes, same as him. All his comrades squatted harder, trying to keep slavving.
Boris turned to his group, and spoke up.
"Oi. Vee need music, no? squatting is hard wurk wen not music."They all looked at him without second thought, and broke into song.