[OOC] Herculean Academy, The Top School for Aspiring Superheroes: Prologue

[UrbanEvolution]

I hear that. I jumped into AP Chemistry this year without taking Honor Chemistry beforehand. Just took the AP exam on Monday. I had to learn everything Honor Chemistry students would learn in the first three weeks.

Equilibrium, Acid-Base, Thermo, and Electro.

Should you take AP Chemistry, you'll learn just how in depth those go.

EDIT:
I claim page 101 as my own. The Urban landscape of this page is mine thereafter and every post on it requires a 15$ fine.

[Ogo]

I hear that. I jumped into AP Chemistry this year without taking Honor Chemistry beforehand. Just took the AP exam on Monday. I had to learn everything Honor Chemistry students would learn in the first three weeks.

Equilibrium, Acid-Base, Thermo, and Electro.

Should you take AP Chemistry, you'll learn just how in depth those go.

EDIT:
I claim page 101 as my own. The Urban landscape of this page is mine thereafter and every post on it requires a 15$ fine.

@UrbanEvolution

FUCK DA RULES...
Also I don't have any cash on me.

[Zoldyck]

Viva la revolution!

I, Zoldyck, just liberated page 101 in the name of justice, freedom and lord Tesla.

Rejoice for there are no more fines to be paid! Everyone is equal in the eyes of our glorious new state! We are the free people! Long live the Union! Long live the party!

TESLA BE PRAISED!

Edit:

I, Zoldyck, also just got ninja'd by Ogo and deem him an enemy of the state!

TESLA BE PRAISED!

[Nightmare Bunny]

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FUCK DA RULES...
Also I don't have any cash on me.

@Ogobrogo

Viva la revolution!

I, Zoldyck, just liberated page 101 in the name of justice, freedom and lord Tesla.

Rejoice for there are no more fines to be paid! Everyone is equal in the eyes of our glorious new state! We are the free people! Long live the Union! Long luve the party!

TESLA BE PRAISED!

Edit:

I, Zoldyck, also just got ninja'd by Ogo and deem him an enemy of the state!

TESLA BE PRAISED!

@Zoldyck

Shh, friends, the almighty Lord Tesla smiles upon you both for liberating this page. In the name of His Glory, love thy neighbor as you would yourself! Lord Tesla calls for peace among his people: it would be folly to ignore him.

BAH! BAH!

Praise be to the Sheep God!

May all cower before His Dark Glory!

[UrbanEvolution]

Fuck your sheep god.

I am the god of cabbages.

[Nightmare Bunny]

Fuck your sheep god.

I am the god of cabbages.

@UrbanEvolution

SLAY THE BLASPHEMER!!! STONE HIM!!!! MAY LORD TESLA'S RAGE REIGN DOWN UPON HIM!!!

(Jk, Urban, you know we love you~!!)

[Zoldyck]

Fuck your sheep god.

I am the god of cabbages.

@UrbanEvolution

Heretic! Purge the none believer! Burn the witch! Kill the mutant! Death to all who doubt Him! We cleanse who we wilt! We slay who we wilt! Let Lord Tesla judge the rightiousness of our deeds! Tesla deliver us!

TESLA BE PRAISED!

[Ogo]

I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob.

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BAH!

BAH!

PRAISE SHOWERS UPON THE DARK MESSIAH!

BAH!

BAH!

UNTOLD HORRORS SHALL ESCAPE THE VOID, ALL BOUND TO THE GLORY OF TESLA!

BAH!

BAH!

[UrbanEvolution]

(Jk, Urban, you know we love you~!!)

@Nightmare Bunny

You only love me for my photoshops and my unorthodox jokes!

*cries*

You dont love me for me!

[Nightmare Bunny]

It is not too late for you, Urban. The Dark Messiah is a forgiving god. Beg His forgiveness! Swear to follow His words only! Do this, and you too can be saved, illuminated and protected by His Dark Glory.

But decline to do this, and you shall be forever damned. Decline, and you shall burn in the fires of the Reverse World!!!

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You only love me for my photoshops and my unorthodox jokes!

*cries*

You dont love me for me!

@UrbanEvolution

Not true! Your mad photoshop skillz are pretty awesome, and your jokes are okay-ish (work harder, young grasshopper, and someday you'll reach Ogo's level!), BUT WE LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!!! :D

[UrbanEvolution]

HE-SEUS TAPDANCING CHRIST.

I AM THE DARK MESSIAH.

WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

[Ogo]

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You only love me for my photoshops and my unorthodox jokes!

*cries*

You dont love me for me!

@UrbanEvolution

...but this how American friendships work. The love you experience is directly proportional to the skills you bring to the table. Bunny has the pure innocence that masks her serial killer ways, Zoldie is a rather gnarly ninja, Fifi is a...well...reasonably competent ninja, Vec's got an eye for hilarious internet pictures, Rune's an inspirational leader, and Ogo brings the fabulous. You, my friend, are the arteeest.

[Nightmare Bunny]

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...but this how American friendships work. The love you experience is directly proportional to the skills you bring to the table. Bunny has the pure innocence that masks her serial killer ways, Zoldie is a rather gnarly ninja, Fifi is a...well...reasonably competent ninja, Vec's got an eye for hilarious internet pictures, Rune's an inspirational leader, and Ogo brings the fabulous. You, my friend, are the arteeest.

@Ogobrogo

You do bring the fabulous, Ogo. This is a fact.

Hmmmm. Maybe I do like him for his art skills, then~! :D

And you know there's something wrong when "serial killer" and "pure innocence" are used to describe the same person.

[Zoldyck]

I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob.

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BAH!

BAH!

PRAISE SHOWERS UPON THE DARK MESSIAH!

BAH!

BAH!

UNTOLD HORRORS SHALL ESCAPE THE VOID, ALL BOUND TO THE GLORY OF TESLA!

BAH!

BAH!

@Ogobrogo

Life is Tesla's currency, spend it well.

Fear the heretic. Hate the heretic. Kill the heretic.

Against the traitor there is no fair way to fight.

Tesla asks only that you hate.

The tools of our salvation are faith and bullets.

A treacherous thought is as dangerous as a hundred bullets.

Tesla will not judge you by your medals and diplomas; He will judge you by your scars!

A good death earns Tesla's blessing.

And finally:

Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.

[UrbanEvolution]

You, my friend, are the arteeest.

@Ogobrogo

I'm actually a licensed psychopath.

[Nightmare Bunny]

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I'm actually a licensed psychopath.

@UrbanEvolution

Do they... give out licenses to psychopaths?

Or is the license for something else? Like, a driver's license, or something? So you'd be a psychopath licensed to drive?

But sorry, I think Starchy's already the psychopath~! So that may or may not be taken already~!

-edit-

Also, I think you're better at being an arteeest than at being a psychopath~! :P

[UrbanEvolution]

If you made a skype group for this RP, or saw me in the skype groups I'm in for other RPs, you'd learn that my title is well earned.

"How does one volume?"

-Me 2k15

EDIT:

"ex: Human foot? High impact sexual violence."

-Also me, 2k15

[Zoldyck]

Speaking about @NarcissisticPotato, I havent seen him in a while... and I'm missing Olivia's glorious plotting aswell! :P

[UrbanEvolution]

@NarcissisticPotato

Fix't.

[NarcissisticPotato]

Sorry @Zoldyck, I'll have a post up soon with more glorious plotting!