[OOC] Naruto: S.E.T.U

[The Red Seelie]

I am Sorta But i Don't want to post to as to go to far ahead

[Shadowcatcher]

I can write a post

[Halvtand]

@1Charak2 No problem with that. We'll move the main story ahead once we feel the time is right.
If you have anything you want to do. Character development, explore the setting, side-quest... You can either write about it and hope that the others will follow or you can pitch your idea to the GM counsel and we'll help you if the idea doesn't go against our current planning.

@Shadowcatcher Go right ahead. I'm expecting you to tear Ayane a new one.

[Halvtand]

@Hebigami Shiho@Shadowcatcher@1Charak2 How's posting coming along?

[Shadowcatcher]

I'll have mine up today. My laptop is finally getting here so I don't have to type on my phone anymore ^^

[BrodZ11711]

So this is full yes?

[Halvtand]

So this is full yes?

@BrodZ11711

Yes, unfortunately, this game is full. Feel free to stick around and join the discussions though.

[The Mad Hatter]

PEOPLE!!! There is a serious lack of stuff going on, both IC and OOC. As my old pal Hal once wrote to me; The key to an active IC is an active OOC. As such, I will ask a few questions that I expect you all to aswer as hilariously as you possibly can!

1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?
2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?
5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?

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I will start by answering these myself, 'cause I suck like that.

1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?
Anatomically, I am female. Pretty much so. I have the power of BOOBS.
However, I grew up with two brothers and male friends, so I kinda act like a dude. Also, I will regularly claim that I have giant imaginary balls IRL.

2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
I'm 22. Sometimes, I feel like I'm still some awkward fifteen years old chubby ginger chick with braces and sometimes I feel like I'm going on ninety, with my aching joints and rants about "when I was young".

3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
I am from the great nation of Denmark. It's the little gnome on top of Germany. We have one of the best welfare systems in the world and also the second highest taxes. And a shitload of immigrants.
Danes are known to be inappropriate, open-minded, dumb as sticks and totally promiscuous. I can agree to most of it. I'm not totally promiscuous, though. I just used to be in my wild teenage years. I'm not really dumb, either.

4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?
As little as possible "BA DUM CHE". I don't really do anything. I'm currently on maternity leave (hell yeah for eight months paid maternity leave in Denmark) and once I'm done with that I'm going back to school. I've already got some schooling, but I'm still looking for my dream job.
My hobbies include, but are probably not limited to; drawing, paining, writing, roleplaying, sewing, cooking, watching all sorts of movies and shows, playing video games, establishing my own home-zoo of pets and, obviously, nerding out in general.

5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?
My main fandoms are Naruto and Kingdom Hearts. Those two are the only ones I'm nerdy enough to write FanFiction about, anyways. I'm a huge Avatar (The Last Airbender/Legend of Aang/Korra), too.
I used to write D.Gray-Man fanfiction and even did a roleplays with it... Same with SAO. And other stuff...

Also, I am slowly constructing a post to introduce my guy to you, but he wont come in contact with the team yet.

[Shadowcatcher]

1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?
If it wasn't totally obvious by how awesome i am, clearly i am a woman.

2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
I just turned 20 on the 14th of March. Though i had forgotten i wasnt yet 21 and i might have drank too much.

3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
I am the most American person you will probably ever meet. Im that idiot that asks stupidest and racist questions about other countries like, "Why are Africans so dark? Like, have they never heard of sun screen?" and "Is it true Asians squint to see the tiny details that separate them from one another?" But seriously im just hilariously ignorant, not racist or intentionally disrespectful towards people from other countries.

4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?
Eat, sleep, read, repeat. Lol no i wish. I work also and will be starting up summer school here soon cuz college is important!

5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?
Oh lordy, i have a lot of them. Naruto is my all time favorite anime, so i am so strongly into the Naru fandom. I also love SAO and im a total Marvel universe geek. Im a trekky, and also i love One Direction though i dont think thats a fandom you meant. Whatever.

[Halvtand]

3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
I am the most American person you will probably ever meet. Im that idiot that asks stupidest and racist questions about other countries like, "Why are Africans so dark? Like, have they never heard of sun screen?" and "Is it true Asians squint to see the tiny details that separate them from one another?" But seriously im just hilariously ignorant, not racist or intentionally disrespectful towards people from other countries.

@Shadowcatcher

You'll get along fine with the hat then... http://satwcomic.com/monkey-man

[Halvtand]

1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?
It might not be obvious, but I am male. Nothing weird about it, just one of those rare male heterosexuals you've heard about on the news...

2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
I'm seriously inappropriate, which is fine because I'm 29 years old.

3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
Well, to understand this you'll need some schooling.
On the eastern side of Denmark it almost touches the southernmost part of Sweden (it's a gay thing). That part is known as Scania and has been the prize of many Swedish/Danish wars since forever (which is the accurate historical term) and was even autonomous for a short while just to keep these two countries from fighting over it (didn't work). I hail from this proud land, which is complicated...
The culture here is very different from the general Swedish culture, and doesn't have very much in common with the Danish culture either (because the king thought that we needed to be swedified, showed him...). So we're kind of stuck in the middle with nobody on our side. Many Scanians would like to return to Danish rule, but those bastard Swedes won't let us go. Of course, there are benefits to stay Swedish as well, but why then must we suffer the idiocy of those bloody Danes?!

As I said, it's complicated. There is a national organisation called GBS (Gräv Bort Skåne/Dig Scania Away) which gathers every year along the Scanian border and digs a long ditch. The irony is that there are participants from both sides (pro-swedes and pro-danes) participating.

4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?
Currently I'm studying at the university in Lund to become a teacher in history. Other than that I practice martial arts (Southern Shaolin Kung Fu) and write roleplaying systems and worlds. Less nerdy is that I've recently adopted a Samoyed dog samed Samson who was beaten by his former owner, so I'm trying to make his life worthwhile by training, walking, socialising and so on and so forth...

5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?
Well, Naruto obviously, but mostly because I love the world. The main character is an ass, the story gets... Really weird from time to time and there are huge plotholes along the way... But the world is cool and interesting.
I also love the Avatar-series (Both of them, but airbender is the better one), but haven't been able to find/come up with a good rp in that world yet.
Then there is DragonBall Z, which I believe every Shonen-fan should watch, because it's the base for... Everything since then, seriously, there is some kind of homage in every bloody shonen since DBZ.
Also, Star Wars, SW is cool. All three episodes of it...

[Shadowcatcher]

@Halvtand

your going to be a teacher? im in school to be a teacher as well. Kindergarten-3rd grade to be exact

edit: i was gonna get a post up but im having writers block so... tomorrow it is.

[The Mad Hatter]

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You'll get along fine with the hat then... http://satwcomic.com/monkey-man

@Halvtand

Sad thing about that little joke is that it was actually a danish politician, on international TV that called a black dude a monkey. She actually went "Er det en abe?(Is that a monkey?)" and pointed to a black dude. I swear, the entire country facepalmed at once.
There are other cases of racism, such as the fact that our Prime Minister tends to speak english whenever she adressess someone of a different color, even though they speak perfect danish...
Mostly, our racism is actually just us being idiots. In my case, I'll say really racist shit and not even realize that some people might find it offensive.
Like, I went to school with a dude from Pakistan. I called him all sorts of terrible things (mostly "Perker" which is more or less the danish version of calling someone "Nigga") and he was cool about it and called me all sorts of shit back, 'cause I dressed weird when I was a teenager. Then, we were out for pizza one day and the dude that owned the restaurant was .. of color... as well. I called my friend "Perker" and the owner just totally spassed at me. I was banned from the restaurant. I'm still not allowed there. And it was ... seven years ago.

So... The racism isn't intentional... The other shit usually is, though. With the gay jokes, rude remarks and completely inappropriate shit like joking about pedos. There is no joke too dark for danish humor. I know a guy who constatly jokes about killing people. Sometimes, we're actually not sure if he's joking or not, so we just assume (and pray to God) that he is. He'll say stuff like

WARNING! Sexual content and Gore (not really...)

"You know what'd be really hot? If when you're doing a chick from behind, you just grab her hair, pull her head back and slice her throat."

We'll stare at him for a few moments until he eventually goes. "I'm kidding" in the most bland tone ever.
And that's some of the least weird shit he says.

I'm ranting again...

ALSO! I can't bellieve I forgot about MARVEL!!! I am a HUGE Marvel fan. Especailly the old X-Men Comics!

Hey, @Shadowcatcher. How do five gay guys walk? In ONE DIRECTION! BWAHAHAHA

[Halvtand]

@Halvtand
your going to be a teacher? im in school to be a teacher as well. Kindergarten-3rd grade to be exact.

@Shadowcatcher

Aye, in my case it's roughly what you'd call college-level, but it's not perfect because our educational system is different from yours. Can't work with kids that are too young, they get on my nerves...

Hey, @Shadowcatcher. How do five gay guys walk? In ONE DIRECTION! BWAHAHAHA

@The Mad Hatter

Perfect example of Danish humor....

I too forgot one fandom.
DISCWORLD!
Sadly, Pratchett (finally) bit the dust a short time ago, but this series is seriously the most awesomely funny thing you'll ever read. I've even written (well, started to write) a short fanfic about cheating death... And how it's not always a good idea.

[The Mad Hatter]

@Halvtand
You love my terrible humor.

But it's true. That's a pretty good example.

Kinda like my dad just going "Yeah, what's your point?" When I called him a "Motherfucker". I didn't talk to him for a week.

[Shadowcatcher]

@The Mad Hatter .... Zayn Malik left One Direction 2 weeks ago. Your statement is invalid. And really that one is so old ive become immune.

[The Red Seelie]

Oh boy i am the youngest here XD prob's the reason why my post's are in slightly less quality 0_o

1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?
Male, yes i am the shut in guy alone staring at the computer screen most of the time... until my gaming guild comes online Then the fire light's and its anarchy XD

2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
14 but you never saw that ... you might of thought it perhaps but u never knew... *immaturity sky rockets*

3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
Do I really have to say, we have the most epic guardsmen secret service and the fact we created over a half dozen of epic fandom's means that i can be one thing BLoody british *national anthem plays* XD so jolly good show to you sir and i need my tea... and maybe some crumpets, fuck it ill have both

4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?
Student <- nothing knew here aiming for a job in programming

5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?
OH BOY FANDOM'S

Naruto - pretty much a given, Favorite character has to be Kakashi or obito XD
Bleach - Who doesn't love a ginger shinginami (might be spelt wrong XD) - Fave character - The Soul king, dem eyes dem eyes
S.A.O - meh the first season, liked gun gale a bit though not much, found calibur good but really really liked the mother rosario arc and project alicization
Star trek - father loved it so i came to appreciate it too - fave character - KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fairy tail - I like fantasy what can i say (also read the creators previous manga rave master) - Fave Character - All of dem xD
No game no life - Started it liking it so far (DON'T SPOIL !) - Fave character - wait till i am done
and finally my top 3 anime... each of these affected me in some weird way...

1,Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood - a amazing anime - Fave character - Hughes (cried at his death the first time...)
2, Hellsing ultimate - Blood blood blood blood and more blood - Fave Character - Alexander Anderson
3, Pokemon and Yu gi oh - Early childhood XD and I love both games (well yugioh has since been replaced by my new love of Magic the gathering)

Now animes is done

Books:
Harry potter
Skulduggery pleasant
Guinness world records (not a fandom but u get the idea)
How to train your dragon
My entire manga collection

DC and marvel comic's Xd (gotta love the watcher xD)

for music tastes I prefer a wide variety but i also like nightcore and nightstep

so yea thats alot of info
XD

[The Mad Hatter]

@The Mad Hatter .... Zayn Malik left One Direction 2 weeks ago. Your statement is invalid. And really that one is so old ive become immune.

@Shadowcatcher

I know it's a terrible and old joke, but I just couldn't help myself. I actually quite like One Direction. I'm not a fan, but I don't change the radio station when one of their songs come on. I might even sign along a bit.
It sucks that one of them left, but that's just how shit is...

2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
14 but you never saw that ... you might of thought it perhaps but u never knew... *immaturity sky rockets*

@1Charak2

... See, @Halvtand, I told you he was a kid. Honestly, I guessed twelve xD

[The Red Seelie]

XD

*shifty eyes*

[Keanto]

1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?
Male.

2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
It's ok darling to ask about my age. I am 29 this september. And I intend to not get older.

3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
Here is what it get complicated. I am considering myself to be swedish. But my roots are from Vietnam. No I am not a halvbreed. And I'm not adopted either. But my father is swedish and met my mother in Vietnam 1994. And the rest is history, I was like 8 when they met. Anyway we moved to Sweden 1998 or 1999. I am currently residing in the southern part of Sweden. And like most swedish people I would like to return Skåne(That is where Halvtand came from) back to the Denmark.

4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?
I am a waiter. That is what I am doing to pay for my internet, games, food, food for my two cats(Alfonso and Charlie, and yes they are mental both of them) ect. I am living with my fiance in two room and a kitchen apartment. I like to watch movies and televison shows, fishing and train martial arts, yea I'm a huge fan of MMA(Mixed Martial Arts) and the UFC. I've been training Karate since I was 6 years old to my 18 birthdays then I stopped. I began to train in martial arts again when I was like 25. But this time I have found MMA. Oh, I am weak for classic stuffs. I really dig the 1920 - 1960 American style.

5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?
I like a lot of fandoms. Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, DB and DBZ, Avatar and Avatar: Korra, Death Note. I also enjoy western fantasy like David Eddings books and Game of Thrones(Of course). When it come to televison show I really like shows that are visual stunning and stylish like Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men or American Horror Story(Especially the last season).