[OOC] Academia Abyssus: Adventures in a Modernized Hell

[Araby264]

Eh, if you do it only to skim over posts more effectively, there's no point. Action's important as well, and I've seen more than a few cases where people have forgotten about the actions of other characters because they focused only on the colorful text. But if it's for readability, go for it.

@Araby264 Depends on whether or not someone responds to my PM, it'd either be closed or open.

@ERode

Alright, If it opens up I'd love to apply.

[Ostarion]

Are we waiting for Swarley to post before we continue onto the next part?

[BCTheEntity]

@Cyanide Sweetie@ERode Taking both points into account, I don't think I'll need it. I'm very much used to not colour-coding text, so I'll stick with how I normally write.

[ERode]

@Ostarion
Swarley left. I'm starting on a post.

Oh yeah, Cyanide, for future posts, do you mind breaking up your paragraph if it's getting a little too long? It'd be easier on ze eyes.

[BCTheEntity]

Wait a minute. Waaaaiiiit a minute.

The 41st Class of Academia Abyssus
Altzer Sozei, 18 Year Old Gambling Asshat
Victor Blanc, 15 Year Old Delusional Nihilist
Hubertus Nepomuk Friedrich Josephine Christian Liudolf Wettin von Tegerfelden, 17 Year Old Aristocractic Gentleman of the Highest Calibre
Ein Ferah, 18 Year Old Even More Midget-y Than the Other Midget
Roger Ranger, 14 Year Old Gangster Thug Midget
Poppy, 17 Year Old Smallest Midget of the Midget Gang
Elren Cade, 16 Year Old Totally Trustworthy and Reliable Bro

@ERode

Roger Ranger, 14 Year Old Gangster Thug Midget

Midget

I take mild offence to this. He's not a midget, he's 14. 150cm is a perfectly reasonable height for a 14 year old. I DEMANS THAT THIS ARE CHANGED FOR ACCURATECY IMMEDIATE GURR. /jokeybutnotthatjokeyannoyance

[ERode]

Pls. If he's a midget, he gets to be the only man in the primarily female midget gang. Isn't this a good thing? :3

[BCTheEntity]

@ERode Well, maybe, but A. Most of the women in the so-called "midget" group aren't actually midgets, just short for their age, whilst Roger is of normal height for a fourteen year old (so far as I'm aware), and B. Midget is like a super-offensive term and the actual scientific term is dwarfism oh my god so much ableist cishet scum #sjwftw.

[ERode]

Pairings.

@RoflsMazoy vs @Cyanide Sweetie
@Ostarion vs @Crimmy
@Shiinen vs @BCTheEntity
@Lord Santa vs @SilverDawn

Generally, I'd let you all figure out what's going on IC, but last time I did that, people literally just chatted. SO here.

It's a deathmatch, and your characters are generally human. It means that these fights are going to be bloody and fast. Unless you go fisticuffs, like a man. That's fine too. I would say that it should be finished in a maximum of...six-eight posts?

Lord Santa, SilverDawn hasn't made a CS yet, but it's supposed to be popping up in 6 hours, so yeah.

[ERode]

While I'm at it...Yes, some of these pairings are REALLY intentional. XD

[Lord Santa]

Question, what would happen if I just jumped off the carpet?

[Cyanide Sweetie]

Do it!!! XD fight the system!

[Ostarion]

Question, what would happen if I just jumped off the carpet?

@Lord Santa

Only one way to find out, I guess.

[ERode]

Isn't your character asleep, Lord Santa? If you're going to go the 'fuck everything, I'll sleep' route, at least carry through with it. XD

And if you fall, you die. Splat against the ground and turned into a puddle of gore. Because no, they're no longer near the river.

[Lord Santa]

Well, I'm assuming he would wake up, anyway, but good to know.

[Cyanide Sweetie]

@ERode where do we go if we die in hell then?

[Shiinen]

@ERodeI just tried to eat a shark in front of these people. And this guy shot me. I think it would be within his general rights to NOPE out of what just occurred.

I feel so sorry for our wannabe thug.

[ERode]

@Cyanide Sweetie
First post of the OOC. It's no longer useless.

[OwO]

Rub-a-dub-dubs, I'm here now; scrubs.

[Lord Santa]

Haaaaaiiii

TIME FOR FIGHT

[RoflsMazoy]

Wait, how will we actually start all the fighting exactly?

Oh, also, can we fight this some time?