[OOC] The Broken Drum - Casual drop-in chat for out-of-work adventurers

[User]

Jus as a point, the commonwealth is a very large thing. Infact they still have a small empire.

also is asshole for refrence you silly goose. Ass sounds SOOO much more manly and insulting.

[HHShetland]

@HHShetland Born and bred Cumbrian my brother!? (Half Scottish but what the heck)

@Pripovednik

Actually, I'm from the southeast. I am of Welsh descent, however.

And yes, I am aware how huge the Commonwealth is; I only said it just in case you were from Australia or something.

Also, an Ass is a Donkey. Let's not make things confusing here, my good man. :V

[SimplyJohn]

Heeeeyyy, you spelt it 'arsehole'. Are you a resident of the Commonwealth, too?

@HHShetland

Only arseholes spell arsehole 'asshole'.

I've heard from tour guides who've worked in Jerusalem (the one currently in Israel, not the one in Massachusetts :P) that the Golden Gate, which Jesus is said to have entered Jerusalem through while riding on an ass, is sometimes jokingly referred to as the Ass-Hole.

[Pripovednik]

Actually, I'm from the southeast. I am of Welsh descent, however.

@HHShetland

Well nice to meet a Brit/Welshman any who.

[User]

Come to surrey! We have cake!

[SimplyJohn]

@User

Come to Wales! We have... rain?

.
And hills...

.

They're green...

Mostly.

[Pripovednik]

Visit Scotland.
Shortbread.

[Gareth]

Sorry about the late notice but I won't be able to post until Saturday.

[SimplyJohn]

No problem, between fire sprites and magic swords they'll have burnt the whole place down by then.

[HHShetland]

Behold, the latest in a series of diminutive arseholes! As in, unpleasant people!

...I know there are some people who needed clarification >_>... :V

[SimplyJohn]

Behold, the latest in a series of diminutive arseholes! As in, unpleasant people!

...I know there are some people who needed clarification >_>... :V

@HHShetland

I'm just hoping he's willing to spend a lot of money on drinks, Hilda hates a tight arsehole.

[HHShetland]

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I'm just hoping he's willing to spend a lot of money on drinks, Hilda hates a tight arsehole.

@SimplyJohn

See, it took me some time to figure it out, but now I finally get it. :V

I'd just like to point out that pretty much everything Bestaff is wearing, including his jewelry, was pretty much fished out of the garbage. Hilda would be lucky if she could give his rings away. :P

[Pripovednik]

@HHShetland Yey! Fable inspired :D

[SimplyJohn]

@HHShetland

Don't worry, Hilda always smiles at customers like that on general principle. Once they've passed out drunk she never knows what she might find hidden in their boots.

[Pripovednik]

@SimplyJohn Probably some crunchy chicks, tofu or gold coins Fable references

[SimplyJohn]

@Pripovednik

Mmm... crunchy chicks, my favourite.

[Pripovednik]

@SimplyJohn Bet you spammed range attacks and had horns. My kind of Evil.

[SimplyJohn]

@Pripovednik

Actually I learnt how to snipe and took everyone out with headshots. My kind of Evil, precise and cold-blooded.

[Pripovednik]

@SimplyJohn Are we related distantly because that my exact style. + SLOWMO

[SimplyJohn]

@Pripovednik

Probably. Traditionally my family have more girls than boys and were very widely married. We're related to half of Europe and parts of the Americas.