Several Hours Prior
The guards intercepted him before he could keep up with Boss as he was discussing the painting of some sort or another with another guard. Stukov left his hands linked behind his back as the guards surrounded him, weapons not quite raised but clearly ready for trouble. Soldiers, or at least experienced fighters, then. Their sergeant spoke, facing him, while he tracked the other seven with the mirrors and other reflective surfaces nearby. Old trick, that, keeping up with surroundings outside immediate field of view with the surroundings themselves.
"Sir, I hate to interrupt you, but we require your presence and cooperation elsewhere. If you would be so kind as to relinquish your blade and come with us, the amount of unpleasantness can be mitigated." Stukov watched as Boss was marched off and he could vaguely hear trouble going on elsewhere, and he sighed and rolled his eyes as his hand rested on the hilt of the force saber. And without any warning his fist slammed home into the sergeant's face, blue afterimage lingering as he skidded to a halt, the Sergeant dead on impact with the opposing wall. Well, shit, he was going to have to get used to this proper.
"Well, that went a bit more drastically than intended, eh lads? Be good boys and drop the weapons, I really don't have the time or energy to..."Stukov launched himself into the first two men to raise their weapons fully, saber flashing out and passing through each of them as easily as a hot blade through butter. Which was disturbing to watch them literally just fall into neat pieces as he watched, in disturbingly slow motion, the other men try to react to his movements. So, this was what he was dealing with, condition wise, in that he was able to accelerate his own movements and reactions to the point of the rest of the world seemed to nearly stand still. This
would have been damn useful so many years ago, if he had to look at an upside of this whole mess. Flourishing the blade, he casually moved through the remaining men, taking them apart like so many statues. No, statues put up a worse fight than this, he had to remind himself of that, thinking back to that damn hallway. But now the whole room was full of panicking people, gunfire and sounds of other psyker powers going off could be heard, and it just dawned on him his hard shifts and sudden stops had set the voicebox of his on the fritz as he had lost any way of communicating on the vox. Well, that was unfortunate, and as he stood among the bodies of the dead guards he sighed.
"Doesn't anything ever go according to fucking plan, at least once, maybe? No? Warp take all of you then..."He could feel, and hear, Smiles letting loose with her powers after the muted sound of bolter fire could be heard and the former Armsman sighed, sheathing his blade. Well, any prelude of subtly was gone already so to hell with it. Drawing his sidearm, he fired several rounds into the air and grabbed everyone's attention.
"Look you lot, terror attacks are regrettable things, but now isn't the time to be panicking. Each of you should know where the escapes are, I would advise leaving. Now." That got people moving, surviving guards who weren't present for his little display taking advantage of the apparently seasoned Naval Officer dispatching orders and evacuating apparently innocent people from a sudden assault on the place. He vanished into the crowd, moving upwards instead of making his way for the exits. From the sounds of things and the chaos was that the rest of the group was already heading out, but the Vastok fellow couldn't be the only thing useful here. And he was not going back empty handed, relatively speaking. Moving up the stairs, he was barely able to duck behind several dead power armored cunts piled up on the ground to evade incoming fire. Half a dozen guards, probably saw what he did on the security system and were moving to intercept.
The fire was staggered by twos, one set firing, another set reloading, the third on standby. Smart, he couldn't advance into open fire no matter how fast he was. Well, he might be fast enough to evade the rounds for a second or two tops, but he wasn't gambling right now. Something came to mind, the warp frost that had been forming in his quarters before, and reached out to that cold of the void. The temperature in the hallway plummeted, and the gunfire rapidly stopped and he could hear shivering curses from the guards as their weapons seized up and froze, never used to this level of exposure to such cold. They themselves were not functioning very well either, he could hear their increasingly clumsy actions as their bodies chilled and frostbite set in. Vaulting the pile of corpses, he brought his Naval Pistol to bear, watching the weapon cycle as each round flew out of its barrel, slamming into the increasingly frozen fools at the other end of the hallway. Touching down and watching time speed up to normal, he wheezed as a splitting headache slammed into him, overstretching himself like last time.
"Right, moderation is key..."With the guards cleared out, Stukov kept moving, saber sheathed and pistol in his left hand. Passing numerous ruined corpses and rooms made him think this little search of his was futile. However, he did manage to stumble across Vastok’s personal office, or at least the big name on the front of the door seemed to indicate as much. That, and the door was locked. Frowning, he looked at the needlessly complicated looking locking system on the handle and leveled his pistol at it.
”Fancy, expensive, and probably would take a really, really good cogboy to put together. Lucky me, it only takes an idiot with a gun shaped master key to open it up. With that, he unloaded the rest of his magazine into the door handle before putting a firm, mighty, and inorganic boot through the door, sending it flying open and bits of wood and metal clung to his now exposed augmatic left foot. No one was home, it seemed, as Stukov reloaded and walked over to the desk and began rifling through the paperwork. The sound of artillery made him look up, seeing an exploding Valkyrie and making him cock an eyebrow.
”Those are Earthshakers? Huh, thought they would make a bigger splash. Maybe I’m too used to the Macro Batteries. Sounds like I might want to get out of here in a hurry, then.”The very solemn click of a bolter coming off its safety made Stukov pause, a folder full of likely incriminating information in his hand, as he spotted the form of a Euphorian in the window’s reflection. Great, he had a fuzzy memory of seeing their corpses as he was being hauled out of that cultist den, and he could only imagine the kind of trouble they could cause someone if they wanted to. Sighing, he palmed the pistol into its holster, not like the thing would punch through power armor anyways, and made a show of raising both hands into the air while making an off comment, the bionic voicebox crackling slightly as he spoke.
"Right, which one do you lot serve, again? I can never keep you cults straight these days." Looking at her armor and its rather expressive, generous form, he would have to guess Slaaneshi in nature, which he would not be wrong in as a cold voice spoke from the armor, but clearly female.
"Slaanesh, and Lucia told me of you, renegade psyk-URK!" Stukov snarled and spun, eyes glowing icy blue as the force saber slammed into her bolter, sending her reeling back from the impact as pieces of the bolter went flying across half the room. He didn't take kindly to being called renegade, or psyker (True as it may be now), and both just made him angry. But he remembered something Boss had told him. Speed and finesse were key points in using a saber, and he was not finesse in the slightest. Speed, though, he could do speed. But the thought did dawn on him as the bitch in power armor drew her own sword, spouting some drivel on how Slaanesh would reward him greatly if he swore fealty to the Dark Gods, endowment and more of anything he could ever want without end. Cracking his neck, he tightened the grip on his saber and ducked forward, locking blades and being repelled back several steps, narrowly avoiding each swing of the power armored woman's attacks.
Stukov's mind raced while he kept up with the Euphorian. She was faster than he had expected, and he was having to use his powers to keep up. Power armor meant more strength, she was probably actually a trained swordswoman, but she was likely unaware of a lovely fact. Stukov shined when he was facing stronger foes, he improvised and struggled his way this far, and there was no way he was going to let some fancy swordplay change that now. Forcing another locking of blades, he twisted sideways, fist rocketing into her helmet and let loose a blast of near absolute zero cold. The helmet saved her, but it did send her reeling and slamming into a wall, helmet shattering from how brittle it was suddenly made. She was...rather attractive actually, barring that ugly tattoo marking her as a servant of Slaanesh. And she did not look pleased in the slightest with the situation that she found herself in.
"Surprised? Seems like I ain't a one trick pony after all."Stukov had mixed feelings about that, which he would have to address later as the two reengaged in combat, blades clashing and a lot of narrow misses on both sides. The Euphorian would probably last longer, Stukov could only push his use of the warp for so long. Things needed to change, and fast. Flooding the sabre with energy, it screamed and seemed to radiate near absolute zero cold, flash freezing and shattering the Euphorian's blade, explosively, which sent shrapnel into his left side. Grunting, he watched the blade neatly bisect the Euphorian and send each half toppling to the ground. The blade cut off, and he nearly fell over from the exertion. Definately needed to work on endurance if he was going to play with this rather cold fire. Grabbing the bundle of folders from the desk he slipped them into the inner pocket, on his right side to avoid bloodying them, and grunted as he listened to artillery make things rather unstable. It was about that point that a shell hit the floor beneath him, and Stukov managed to utter a curse before plummeting downwards through the rapidly crumbling floor.
"Oh hell, not this again...."Stukov went downwards fast, skidding along the debris and straight through a shattering window, and the only reason he didn't plummet to his likely death was fast thinking, the former Armsman hanging from the wall with his knife embedded in the wall, slowly going down still at a painfully slow rate. His left side was on fire, figuratively, but the artillery was falling silent finally so he looked at his situation. Several stories high, dangling from an increasingly untenable situation, probably would not survive the fall as is. In all respects, not good at all. Swinging backwards, he wrenched the knife clear and grabbed onto the ledge beneath him, watching it shatter apart as his weight hit it and sent him slamming down into another overhang outside a window, which collapsed after such weight was applied after its stability was already barely there. But, careening through the wood and material did slow his descent enough for him to survive landing among the rubble. Not that he was particularly happy about that. At least more than his left side hurt like hell now, but he did force himself to his feet, looking back at the not so splendid mansion with a groan.
"I cannot believe I am saying this, but life was simpler as an Armsman before this Inquisition nonsense...."Lilith was caught completely unaware as Stukov came tumbling down on top of her. Hurriedly doing a backwards roll out of the way of the plummeting man, she whipped out her dual bolt pistols and aimed them at the figure now laying on the rubble. Thankfully she had managed to hold onto her cloak and remain invisible to both the Guard detachment in the room, and whoever had nearly fallen on her just now.
He seemed human at least, and considering his profound lack of spiky armor, extreme body modification, missing entrails, or bird beak, likely not another Chaos cultist. So he
probably wouldn’t try to murder her.
Probably.
Granted, she had just nearly joined the Slaaneshi cult that was under assault and had refrained for… rather “heretical” reasons, so there was no guarantee he wouldn’t try to rip her throat out anyway. At least with Khornate Cultists she knew where she stood.
Heaven help her if he was with the Inquisition howev- he was with the Inquisition. Granted he didn’t seem to be a particularly fanatical member, which boded well. She weighed the positives and negatives of saying something to him in her mind: One the one hand, being with the Inquisition would let her get out of here with considerably fewer laser holes, but then he might turn out to be a little nuts after all and attempt to interrogate her. She could probably kill him before he had a chance to do much, but killing Inquisitors or Inquisitorial Agents in general was unlikely to engender warm fuzzies between the rest of the Imperium and herself.
“Well, considering how the average Guardsman’s job is ‘get killed in a human wave attack’, I would assume anything more than that would be considerably more complicated.” She piped up, slowly revealing herself to him while keeping herself out of the line of site of the guards nearby. Holding a bolt pistol level with his head, she cocked an eyebrow, “Let me guess, you’re yet another part of the Inquisitorial mission here that I was never informed of?”
Stukov considered turning at a very rapid speed towards the voice, but he was probably being covered by some sort of weapon. She did make a valid point, though, in the fact that unless your job was run face first into heavy bolter nests and die, it did take some forethought of some sort or another. He didn’t raise his hands or anything though, but he did turn steadily towards the voice, hands jammed into his pockets with apparent lack of care towards any guards or the like.
”You seem to have the situation about surrounded. To be fair, I didn’t know about this mission, or the Inquisition in general, for terribly much longer than you seem to have. So, we going to keep pointing pistols at each other, Gear Gal, or shall we try and be civil long enough to not be near a cult infested mansion that has been shelled rather recently?”Stukov was aware of the fact that, should this woman not try and be reasonable, things would get ugly fast. He might have to exert himself again, and the fact he was openly bleeding from his left side, dripping out from under the carapace chest plate, was not helping matters overly much. Well, she seemed reasonable enough, more reasonable than the last Emperor knows how many people he had dealt with so far in this mansion, so that was a plus. Downside was Cog Boys, or girls in this case, tended to not operate on the same level of reason and rational that other, more fleshy people tended to. So they would see, wouldn’t they?
“I’m only pointing this at you out of concern for my well being. The Inquisition isn’t known for being understanding or willing to ask questions first and execute later.” She paused, quirking an eyebrow again. “Honestly you’re probably fine, seeing how if you were a particularly fanatical one you would’ve probably tried to shoot me just for saying that.” Lowering the weapon, she reclined into the wall, still making sure to keep her camo cloak concealing her from the guards nearby. “Don’t think I can’t rip your throat out before you can blink if you
do try something however.” She scowled at him, giving him an excellent view of the large retractable claws on her cybernetics. “Let’s start with you, then I’ll go. Who the hell are you? I know there’s an Inquisitorial group here, since Aviza decided to threaten to kill me about three times. But I would be so…
honored,” she paused, letting the sarcasm ooze from her words, “to know just who I’m sharing this pile of rubble with while I hide from the Guard.”
”I wouldn’t sweat mentioning things for well being. I get that whole lovely set of trouble. Boss tends to work differently, far as I read him at least. And trust me, if I went all fanatical, it would be hypocrisy at best.” Stukov removed the hands from his pockets as the Gear Girl lowered her weapon as well as she reclined, hiding from the guards. Their attention was likely too focused on the internal problems to worry about outside the place by now. Then again, the aggressors had fled, so it was possible for them to go looking. But he would burn that bridge once he crossed it.
”You might be underestimating me there, Gear Girl, but that’s a bridge to burn another day.Stukov sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose when Aviza was mentioned threatening her life. Emperor damn them, the Sisters tended to get hot headed over nothing. But he shook his head of the thought, answering her question. After all, foxholes didn’t put up with secrets, far as the Imperial Guard had told him, or was it some other way? Who knows, but he did answer her question without much wasted time.
”Alexei Stukov, Senior Naval Armsman, pressed into service with the Inquisition. I wouldn’t pay Sis, Aviza I mean, much attention. And no, no biological relation, I nickname everyone, usually before learning their real name. So, who am I honored to share this pile of rubble with? Stukov reflected the sarcasm that the Gear Girl had put into her words, smirking. It was a good distraction, for the time being, until they could make a speedy escape.
“Lilith C’plesples Silvanni, experienced Enginseer, assigned to as many backwater planets as possible to avoid having to interact with me because I haven’t replaced my breasts with information gathering equipment.” She paused, “And something tells me my nickname is Gear Girl, then. I give you an F for originality, in that case. Be ashamed, be very ashamed. Work on your nicknames, they’re terrible.”
Dropping the banter, she jerked a thumb at the cluster of guards, “So what do you want to do to get us out of this mess, oh Inquisitorial agent? I could probably sneak out if I wanted to, but that would probably involve murdering a few of them, and I’ve never been as comfortable doing that as everyone else seems to be.” She gestured to her armaments, “And even if I was, I can’t sneak you out, and I’m not exactly equipped for a frontal assault on that group. If it was just the infantry sure, but they’ve got more tanks than I do melt-” she froze, “How are we still alive…?”
Muttering to herself, she ran some mental calculations before looking back up at Stukov. “Whatever course of action we prefer, we should probably get out of here sooner rather than later. I maaaaay have wired this building with hundreds of melta bombs before learning there were Inquisitors here. And they maaaaay be on a time delay fuse that’ll run out in a little under ten minutes.”
”That’s the point on nicknames, Gear Girl, they aren’t original. So the very fact you’re complaining nets me an A for achievement. But, I digress, the grand dress wearing Cog boys tend to be more concerned with tech than assets, to continue your train of thought.” Stukov let her continue on not being comfortable with killing and talked about her current situation with not being able to sneak him out too. Well, that was fair, he wasn’t ever very good at being sneaky. It wasn’t necessary for his former, or apparently current, line of work. When she mentioned meltas the former Armsman sighed, glancing at the building. Knowing ordinance, the things should have probably gone off by now, considering the artillery probably destabilized them a fair deal. The time limit didn’t help either, so he cracked his knuckles and shrugged.
”Blast radius of that many charges will probably make just walking off rather unpleasant, with that guard situation. Lot of tanks too, considering you happened to mention hundreds. Well, I’m in increasingly worse for wear shape, considering the fact my side is currently torn to ribbons by shrapnel and other unpleasantness, so a frontal assault might be unwise. Luckily, that won’t be necessary if this terrible plan works. I have some new tricks to try, they worked small scale, but I figure they might work now. Buy us time to steal some transport and make a comfortable distance between here and a safehouse. You’ll know when to move, we won’t have long for the guards to start screaming for help. Ready?”Stukov didn’t wait for a response, considering they had less than ten minutes to be gone, and his eyes flared blue again, raising his left arm and, while he winced at the pain in his side and the fresh blood leaking from his left side, he reached out and dropped the temperature of the nearest group of guards, and froze the weapons on the vehicle. It was no Taurox, but it was a Tauros, which was a far lighter, faster vehicle. Its twin heavy bolters also were now locked up, and Stukov bolted forward faster than organic eyes could track, slamming into the shivering and freezing guards around the patrol vehicle, scattering them and wrenched the driver and gunner out of the vehicle, and yelled back at the Gear Girl.
”You know how to drive one of these? Once the thing thaws, that is...Shit…”Lilith pouted, “Originality is good, oh cliche one. You might do to appreciate it, since otherwise you’ll probably get killed horribly by an Ork or eaten by a Tyranid, being a Guardsman after all.” She winked playfully at him, sticking her tongue out, “And yes, the people back home tend to be a rather prudish lot. They like to kick me off of Mars as much as possible. Say that I have too much weakness of flesh, yadda yadda yadda. Secretly I think they actually just want to touch the boob, but do not want to admit to wanting to touch the boob.” She shrugged, “If you ask me we could do with a little more Slaanesh here and there. Just the fun stuff mind you, threesomes, maybe a bit of bondage, not any extreme body modification.” She paused, glancing at her own heavy cybernetic augmentation, “With obvious exceptions of course.”
“The way I placed them will essentially turn this building to a fine powder. Targeting key structural points and so on, once we’re a good distance away we have nothing to fear from the explosives themselves, or even the collapsing building.” Smirking, she flashed her claws at him, “I’m excellent at deconstructing things.”
She shrugged as he outlined his “plan”, letting the man rush the Tauros and waiting for his signal. If he got himself killed, oh well, damn shame, at least she could sneak out.
Apparently however, Stukov was skilled at not getting killed. Surprising, for a guardsman.
Sprinting from her position, Lilith lept from an inhuman distance into the vehicle. She cackled, jamming a finger into the control panel once the machine had thawed. The Tauros roared to life as she yelled over it, “Well, strictly speaking no, but I can disassemble the engine and reassemble it in my sleep, does that count?” Without waiting for an answer she floored the accelerator, barreling out of the building with plenty of time to spare. Once they were a small distance away she yanked the remaining melta bombs off her belt, setting them for proximity detonation with a one hour failsafe and hurling them behind the Tauros - just in case some Guards had the bright idea of following them.
Stukov hauled himself into the turret of the Tauros, wondering at his newfound companion. Well, between Sis and her zealous nature and Smiles complete lack of concern with moderating her powers at all, meeting a borderline outcast Techpriestess who was willing to joke, he hoped, about the whole Slaanesh thing was not nearly as unusual as it would have been a few weeks ago. He
really didn’t need a brazen tech heretic in his life alongside all the other drama currently going on. [color=9e0b0f][b]”Obvious exceptions indeed, I wouldn’t be getting around without my left foot and voicebox bionics. I would suggest saving the orgy for later, when we aren’t running from a bunch of well armed guards that, if not for frozen weapons, would be rather angry and shooting at us. They are just rather angry right now.. And knowing the vehicle puts you ahead of me, I can work the heavy bolters if need be.”[b][/color]
The abrupt jerk forward in acceleration made him wince, his side hitting the turret ring as they shot off. That was unfortunate, at best, and at worst even more damaging. Not like this was the first time getting hurt on the job, and it probably wouldn’t be the last. Good news was there didn’t seem to be too much following them, and the glimpse of armor he saw trying to chase them were rather neatly cleaned up by the meltas that Gear Girl lobbed behind them. Good thing that wasn’t some civilian vehicle, Stukov thought as he leaned against the turret ring as a wave of pure exhaustion washed over him, or that would have been unfortunate.
”Take the next turn and I’ll talk you through the rest of the way to the safehouse. Isn’t too far off from here, especially at this damn speed.”Assuming the Tech Priestess obliged in listening to his instruction it would not be long for them to pull into the yard where the Taurox and Valkyrie gunship were already at, and he hauled himself out of the turret and landed with a grunt, barely catching himself from falling over, noting the others beat him there already it seemed.
”Home away from home, as they say. Reckon the building getting vaporized is going to make for some interesting paperwork, eh Gear Girl?” Stukov chuckled and winced, the motion agitating his side and he stood up straight, hand on his side as he composed himself, no sense being all haggered and hurt looking when he walked in to report.
”Boss has himself a rather unorthodox band to begin with, feel like sticking around? Having someone tech savvy would be mighty appreciated, considering the rate I’m going, I’ll be more steel than flesh before the solar year is out...”“Funny you should mention that!” Lilith called back to her passenger, “I managed to temporarily talk down a Euphorian by mentioning an orgy instead of killing each other! Granted, Aviza threatened to rip my tongue out and then murder me, which would make for a decidedly less pleasant orgy. Then again, nobody ever said nuns were a jovial bunch comfortable with their own sexualities, at least to my knowledge.”
Swerving violently to avoid a tree, she muttered curses from dozens of languages under her breath as her ears picked out the nearly silent noise of melta weapons going off. Suppressing a snicker, she yelled back to Stukov again after ‘taking the next turn’. “Right, so I took the next turn, and we’re doing about a hundred fifty kliks, before we run into something considerably less military grade or even worse, considerably more, you mind pointing out where exactly I’m supposed to be stopping this little armored speed demon?!” After a moment she added, “And I might join, few things might depend, and I have some things I’d need to hide from prudish eyes.”
”Considering what I’ve seen thus far, hiding from prudish eyes might take a lot of work. Well, I’ll go get Boss up to speed, if you plan on sticking around, I figure we’ll know when you walk in. Or make some dynamic entry of some sort.” Stukov hauled himself upright and moved over to the Taurox first, looking in the back of the heavy duty APC and seeing that Boss had found himself a lady friend who was looking rather worse for wear.
”Evening Boss, I hate to say it, but I told you that things did not feel right back there. Looks like she needs a medic, got one waiting in the safehouse? And I found a tech priestess who was kind enough to help me get back, so if she sticks around, I would recommend not agitating her enough to send her packing. Would be helpful to have around. I also nicked some important looking documents from our target’s office, so that might help us out too. Now I need to go stitch myself back together, again, if you don’t need me at all…”Stukov would excuse himself, since his medical talent was pretty much boiling down to what he could use to, sometimes literally, tape himself back together and dull the pain enough to work. Looking at the assembled vehicles, he rolled his eyes. This group was anything but subtle, the former Armsman decided, watching the flare of the exploding melta charges in the distance that signalled the building’s complete and total vaporization. He would loot the vehicles for medical supplies once they were vacated, until then, he sat down outside the safehouse with a grunt, relaxing against the wall and going about treating his injuries the best he could with his current supplies, which were not very much at all.
“I have lots of experience hiding from prudish eyes!” Lilith objected, even as Stukov left the vehicle. She sighed, fumbling with the controls before figuring out how to park the thing - making extra sure to avoid accidentally flooring the accelerator instead of hitting the parking brake. That might’ve had some less than desirable outcomes - such as multiple vehicular manslaughter or felony destruction of property. Thankfully she found the correct pedal and nimbly hopped out of the Tauros, hanging back for a few moments as she apprehensively surveyed the safehouse before walking up to the man Stukov had addressed as “Boss”.
“I take it you’re the Inquisitor leading this mission nobody bothered to tell me about?” She asked, quirking an eyebrow at the man.