CIA: The RP

[Dinh AaronMk]

"I'm CIA. Get in the plane."

[aza]

"I'm a Muslim, lets go get tortured"

COMBO: DEEP, BRO x1

[Queen Cobra]

''I'm Cobra, lets get laid.''

[Sana]

''I'm a clopper. I'm gonna tie a noose around my neck.''

[BrobyDDark]

"I'm Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf. Are you ready to get actually eaten?"

[Awson]

"You have autism."

[Dinh AaronMk]

"I didn't say you could all bring friends."

[Neo Anderson]

"Ah shut up Dinh I would like to make it home for dinner."

*Jumps on the plane*

[Vanguardian]

"Im A Turtle inside an Apache Helicopter"

[Dinh AaronMk]

"I'm sorry, but the flight plan I got from the agency doesn't say anything about Turtles in an Apache."

[Vanguardian]

"Ok then, you Heliturtlephobe, you disgusting thing, that needs to check his vehicle and awesome reptile privileges."
>Jumps out plane
>Flies by Plane in the Apache
>Shoot your plane with turtle crap.

[Dinh AaronMk]

"I guess he's crashing this plane."

[Vanguardian]

>Flies Apache into your plane while screaming TEENAGE MUTANT TROLL TURTLES!

[BrobyDDark]

>Turns into a turtle with my Super Star powers
>Cannibalizes Vanguardian
>Normal Sunday night for Shia Labeouf

[Dinh AaronMk]

>The Greentext rises

[Vanguardian]

>Bursts out of Shia Labeouf
>Eats Shia
>Normal Tuesday Night For Turtle in Apache

[Lennon79]

>Be Samuel L Jackson
'I have had it with these motherfucking turtles on this motherfucking plane!'
>Normal Everyday Life for Samuel L Jackson

[Vilageidiotx]

>Be God
>Turn off all aerodynamic effects on earth
>Masturbate with intense curiosity.

[Sana]

>Furiously masturbate

>Sodomize Azarthes

[Vanguardian]

>Transform into a Human
>Strip Naked
>Start humping the wall.