CIA: The RP

[Vanguardian]

>We are One
>We are Death
>We are Shogoth Freeman

[ClocktowerEchos]

>Shogoth Freeman taste delicious in takoyaki, please stand still so you may be consumed in the name of our great savior and lord who confuses us about genders, Hideoyoshi

[BrobyDDark]

>Merge with the universe
>Become one with everything
>Merge with God himself
>Shogoth is love, Shogoth is life

[Vanguardian]

>Eats Everything
>The End

[BrobyDDark]

>Merge with self
>Multi-verse implodes and everything is destroyed
> T h e E n d

[Vilageidiotx]

>In the beginning, CIA created the heavens and the earth.

[Dinh AaronMk]

>On the second day he said: "Bring me Dr Pavel"

[BrobyDDark]

>And on the third he said "Fuck it." and shot thousands of people, causing mass hysteria until he was finally subdued by the police.
>It was there that he plotted with our Lord and Savior, Raptor Jesus, to still a million dollars from the world bank

[Dinh AaronMk]

>The fire rises
>Paul Blart joins the fray.

[Vilageidiotx]

>On the fourth day CIA gave to me
>Four calling birds.

[BrobyDDark]

>3 more Paul Blart movies

[ClocktowerEchos]

>2 Armored Roman Segways